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Show me what you got!
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Photo4/20/24report
Lovely splat
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Photo4/18/24report
Thanks for the.love
User: piesrus4/18/24report
Very nice. Now time to go face down in that pile of pie
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Photo4/17/24report
When a shamrock shake exp!odes
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Photo4/17/24report
How did I ever miss this. Great card game. When can I play
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Video: Pie Guys4/15/24report
Great mess man
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Photo4/14/24report
Great mess. Love the pit shot. And great shirt
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Photo4/14/24report
Nice splat. Love the fur
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Photo4/14/24report
Looking good stud
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Photo4/12/24report
Nice hit
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Photo4/12/24report
Woof sexy man
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Photo4/12/24report
Guess I should have tried something other than white glue for my pies.
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Photo: Feeling Sticky4/12/24report
Looking.good hottie
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Video: Shaving Cream Pie Sandwich4/9/24report
Bet that feels good
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Photo4/9/24report
Very nice creaming
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Photo4/9/24report
Some great splats. Good job
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Video: When PieBros Came to Visit4/8/24report
Nice splat Daddy
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Photo: 64/5/24report
Beautiful pic.
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Photo4/5/24report
I just wanted some sugar , thanks
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Photo: Turned this beast into an April Fool 4/3/24report
Thanks for the love Orfin
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User: orfin4/2/24report
Awesome splats stud. Happy April fools day.
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Video: Happy April Fool's Day!4/2/24report
Nice one.
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Photo4/1/24report
Great splat
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Photo4/1/24report
Did I offend?
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Photo3/30/24report
Great splat. Love the hardon. Mmm
Video: 4 Pie Friday Clip3/25/24report
Dude, can you see anything? Other dude " no, can you?" Dude " No" Other dude " I think we are in trouble. "
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Photo3/25/24report
Looking good Todd. Very hot
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Photo3/23/24report
Certainly wouldn't mind running into these two in their tent at the circus.
Photo3/23/24report
Great looking duo. You guys got it good
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Photo: 53/20/24report
Some beautiful splats. Love the casual sweater look.
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Photo: 20233/20/24report
Great self splat piebuddy
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Photo: For those begging for a suit and tie… #23/20/24report
A couple that slimes together sticks together
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Photo3/15/24report
Good looking splat stud
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Photo3/11/24report
Very nice. Would love it if someone could.sneak up behind me and surprise me with one of those
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Video: Bucket of Shaving Cream over Head and Face3/10/24report
Pretty soon otll.all come.into.focus what is happening
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Photo: Starting Clean ;)3/8/24report
Great sandwich. Looking good!
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Photo3/8/24report
Big sPlat. Yum
Photo3/8/24report
That looked fun. Nice splats
Photo3/8/24report
Awesome splat
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Photo3/8/24report
So sexy. Can't wait for the pie
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Photo3/8/24report
Some great splaat. Perfect ending to hopefully a great date. So handsome
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Video: Date Night Pies3/8/24report
Definitely a nice way to wake yourself up.
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Video: Morning Pie3/3/24report
Very classy. Love it
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Photo: Action shot3/2/24report
Awesome!!!
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Photo: Aftermath mess3/1/24report
I've got a big load to shoot, What have you got?
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Photo: Whipped cream pie in the face2/29/24report
So hot. Great splat
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Photo: Whipped cream pie in the face2/29/24report
Great sandwich.. I could use one
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Photo: Double Crust2/28/24report
Great set of pics piefrog, You gave it to yourself good!
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Photo2/28/24report
Great splat. You got it good
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Photo2/28/24report
Pick a hand, any hand
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Photo: where should these go?2/25/24report
Thanks for the friend Kyle.
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User: Krazy_Kyle2/20/24report
Love a hot bearded man with a pie and a cigar.
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Photo: K11 2/16/24report
Nice mess and double spplat
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Video: Shaving Cream Pies2/13/24report
Looking so handsome. Lets see what's next
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Photo2/12/24report
That's great.
Photo2/7/24report
It helps nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach diarheaaa Must have had it bad. Good luck Peptol Bismal.
Photo2/6/24report
Great splat. Yum
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Photo: 12 :-)2/5/24report
Looks like an epic time
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Photo: 110 pies later2/4/24report
Gonna be a fun time tonight!
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Photo: Significant ammo2/3/24report
So great. Handsome guy and nice smash
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Photo2/3/24report
Such a stud
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Photo: Let's go!!!2/1/24report
Sexy as hell Dmetri
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Photo: Messy Flex2/1/24report
Nice and creamy. Looking good
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Video: Laying down Pie Face with Crust1/31/24report
Very hot
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Photo1/26/24report
Awesome splat
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Photo: three gooey pies1/26/24report
Nice close up. Good splat
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Photo: It's what I deserve 1/24/24report
Perfect splat.
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Photo1/22/24report
Love a good sandwich. You took it well
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Photo: https://cutiepied.umd.net/1/17/24report
Looking good man
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Photo1/17/24report
Thanks for the friend and welcome to the club
User: scottishpies1/11/24report
Such a great ass
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Photo1/10/24report
Great splat
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Photo: Obliterated by Carolinapies1/8/24report
Looks like a fun session. You gave it to yourself good
Video: Long Overdue Pies1/8/24report
Awesome photo. Looking good. Great surprise. Love that canned frosting.
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Photo: Barely made it off the plane and SPLAT!1/8/24report
Don't think about it. Just react.
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Photo: Pied by the hunky Piedaddy1/8/24report
Looking good guys
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Photo: Getting revenge on Piedaddy1/7/24report
Great cream pie. Nice splat
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Video: Preppy Guy Gets a Banana Cream Pie1/6/24report
Looks like a fun time
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Photo1/3/24report
They finally found each other through all that crust
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Photo: A splat and a kiss - with Carolinapies1/2/24report
Love the t-shirt and pits.
Photo1/1/24report
Very nice. Love a good pie in the ass.
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Photo1/1/24report
Nice face plant. Happy new year
Photo1/1/24report
Great way to start the year stud
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Photo: Raspberry and fluff 1/1/24report
Great splat. Love the splatter marks. Sign of a good throw
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Photo1/1/24report
Nice group shot. Looking good
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Photo: Andando na prancha vol. 1912/29/23report
Hope you'll lick them clean
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Photo: Very sticky punishment12/29/23report
Welcome to UMD. Looking good
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User: ThePieStooge12/25/23report
Those were some great pies. Took it like a stud
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Photo: This scene just sold over 100 copies. Come see why12/25/23report
Just relaxing at the spa waiting for my soothing facial to begin.
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Photo: This scene just sold over 100 copies. Come see why12/25/23report
Try cornstarch. Used it with cool whip once upon a time for good stability
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User: Slapdash Pie Stooge12/23/23report
Got clobbered good.
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Photo12/22/23report
Thanks for the friend
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User: Messyblondie0512/19/23report
Jus sit back ,relax, and enjoy the ride
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Photo: First hit12/18/23report
Very hot. Shame that cream didn't drop into your singlet
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Video: Simple and Effective.12/17/23report
Oh no. Not on my Calvins!
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Photo12/11/23report
Such a hot piedaddy
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Photo12/9/23report
You got me man. Thanks for the warm surprise.
User: WamNV12/8/23report
Hi. Thanks for the friend.
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User: Luchador6412/5/23report
Love a good splat. Looking good
Photo: Big splat12/4/23report
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