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One of your handsome men Jim?
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Photo: First shot perfection!3 hours agoreport
Mmmm, beautiful
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Photo: C0373 hours agoreport
Nice splat stud
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Photoyesterdayreport
Hope he conducts his interviews the same way.
Photo: Pie! The! Boss!yesterdayreport
Great cigar pic. Now give him another
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Photo: forfityesterdayreport
Got it good.
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Photoyesterdayreport
Oh yaaaa!
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Photoyesterdayreport
Hehe. As long as I'm the boss. Hehe
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Photo: Let your cocky boss have it Fridayreport
Gets you instantly hard. Looking so good
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Photo: That first pie feeling Fridayreport
Looks like a nice surprise
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Photo: 14Wednesdayreport
Love a good chocolate cream. SPLAT
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PhotoWednesdayreport
Awesome.
PhotoTuesdayreport
Great action splat.
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PhotoTuesdayreport
And I thought I was posing for Playgirl
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Photo: oopsTuesdayreport
Got it good. Perfect splat
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PhotoTuesdayreport
Looking so good. Great splat
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PhotoTuesdayreport
Great set of splat pics. You take it well.
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Photo: Let the cream pies fly!6 days agoreport
That's a definitely proper way to salute the pie.
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Photo8 days agoreport
Nice. ;P
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Photo: clean update8 days agoreport
You certainly gave it to yourself good. Love the baker clown outfit
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Photo9 days agoreport
You are saluting that pie.
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Photo: Taking inspiration from a recent POTD9 days agoreport
Treated yourself well. Sorry you.couldnt find a partner in crime.
Video: Dallas Business Trip Splooge. Muscle Bear Dad's Hairy Chest10 days agoreport
Good fun in Dallas
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Photo: Dallas Business Trip Splooge #310 days agoreport
Such a stud.
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Photo10 days agoreport
Very nice. You're definitely enjoying.
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Photo10 days agoreport
Very hot. Now throw another
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Photo: Who threw that pie? 10 days agoreport
Yummy
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Photo11 days agoreport
Great splat
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Photo12 days agoreport
Such anticipation
2
Photo12 days agoreport
Looks good. Hope he enjoyed. Looks like he is.
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Photo: Stooge’s first pie sandwich! A big moment in any w13 days agoreport
You got it good. Love it
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Photo14 days agoreport
Nice splat!!!
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Photo: Blasted Buffoon16 days agoreport
Nice trashing
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Photo: 4 - Yup, it’s getting trashed17 days agoreport
There is some kind of uprising going on here.
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Photo18 days agoreport
Nicely covered.
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Photo: Owned!!!19 days agoreport
Oh yeah. This is the way to get it.
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Photo20 days agoreport
You are definitely enjoying. Looking good
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Photo20 days agoreport
Nice smash.
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Photo21 days agoreport
The only way to celebrate a birthday
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Photo21 days agoreport
Nice one. Took it like the stud you are
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Photo21 days agoreport
You as well handsome. Hopefully with dessert
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Photo: Have a great holiday!21 days agoreport
Nice!!
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Photo: 2 guys, 22 pies - in my store now22 days agoreport
Looking good stud
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Photo: 2 guys, 22 pies - in my store now22 days agoreport
Got it good
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Photo: Humiliated Hunk22 days agoreport
Smile got wiped off his face
And don't damage the versace
Photo25 days agoreport
Nice smile
Photo25 days agoreport
Got it goood
Photo25 days agoreport
Handsome before
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Photo25 days agoreport
Awesome after pic
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Photo25 days agoreport
Love a good before pic
Photo25 days agoreport
Studly pieing
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Photo25 days agoreport
Creamed yourself real good
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Video: Sloppy Chocolate Pie Sandwich.26 days agoreport
Lookin good stud
3
Photo28 days agoreport
Lovin it. Big splat.
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Photo28 days agoreport
You got it goood
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Photo29 days agoreport
Great splat session.
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Photo29 days agoreport
Great naked pie session. So hot
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Video: Crowning Glory11/21/25report
Sandwich time!
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Photo11/21/25report
Outstanding. Who tutu'd you?. Hehe
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Photo11/21/25report
Cute silly stooge.
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Photo11/21/25report
Now to find a target. I'll volunteer
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Photo11/20/25report
Looks like a lot of fun
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Photo: Me and my new friend after the pies11/19/25report
Hello stud.
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Photo: In my last video11/17/25report
Some great splats
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Video: Sirpiesalot Creams Himself Closeup11/17/25report
Filler up!!!
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Photo: Skype filling11/17/25report
Oh yeah. Looking good stud
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Photo11/17/25report
Awesome AI. I wanna play
Photo: Thanks to PieClownAI, you can now play with Buffo!11/16/25report
Got it good. You throw a great pie Jim
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Photo11/16/25report
Very cute.
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Photo11/16/25report
Who's gonna get it?
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Photo11/16/25report
Always been a fantasy of mine
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Photo11/16/25report
Count to three, then turn around and let him have it.
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Photo11/15/25report
Good smash.
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Photo11/15/25report
Great session. So enjoyable
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Video: Home from Run, Time for Fun11/14/25report
Such a stud
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Photo11/13/25report
Got it good. Love it
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Photo11/13/25report
So woofy!! Where is my pie!!!
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Photo: Have to get messy before you let me cum!11/13/25report
Selfie for scruff or growlr?
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Photo11/13/25report
Good looking splat. Yum
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Photo: More spontaneous cam pies11/13/25report
Looks like a good time.
Photo11/11/25report
If you're gonna do it....do it big.
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Photo11/11/25report
Nicely covered.
Photo11/11/25report
Excellent splat
Photo: Marshmallow Fluff and Frosting Pie11/11/25report
Looks like a nice surprise.
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Photo: The confident smirk before the creamy storm11/10/25report
Nice. Where's the pie?
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Photo11/10/25report
Great pieing. You got it good
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Video: Creamed after Work11/7/25report
Oh yeah. Looking good
Photo: Shaving cremed up11/6/25report
Great pantsing and splat. Now fillerup
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Photo: Lost bet 11/6/25report
Fun time . I need a good creaming
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Photo: 0811/6/25report
Good one.
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Photo: Spontaneous pie exchange via cam11/5/25report
Awesome man.
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Photo: Shaving cream head (from my best session so far)11/5/25report
Looking good
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Photo11/5/25report
I applaude the attempt
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Photo: Door gag gone wrong11/3/25report
I'll definitely give.you one
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Photo: I need a hug.11/3/25report
yummy
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Photo: messybiguy tricked into being in the hot seat11/3/25report
Dont know ow what I like more , the pied face or those armpits. Sniff
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Photo: creamed :P11/2/25report
That's awesome.
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Photo11/1/25report
Let me have a taste now.
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Video: Fucking a Lemon Meringue Pie 111/1/25report
Looking good stud
Photo10/31/25report
Sexy fur. Goes great with pie
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Photo: oh no his treat accidentally fell into his face10/31/25report
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