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Very cool. Love tied and pied
Scene: Home Invasion: Tied and Pied (feat. Goth Bully)12 hours agoreport
Nailed yourself good. Great pies man
Video: 27 Pie Barrage (Trailer)12 hours agoreport
Great splat.
Video: I like Big Pies and I Cannot Lie12 hours agoreport
Something fun is going to happen
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Photo: Pro tip. DON’T LOSE A BET!😂12 hours agoreport
That is so awesome.
2
Video: Splattered Stooge Can't Catch A Break!12 hours agoreport
Some of the best pies I've seen in awhile. Pied yourself good
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Video: Collared Pie Pt 112 hours agoreport
Excellent splat
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Photo: covered and loving ityesterdayreport
Looking good dapper man
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Photoyesterdayreport
x-Dhahahaha
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Photo: Flexing Clowning Fool (cue laugh track)saturdayreport
Beautiful man
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Photo: So Cleansaturdayreport
Great pics. Love the surprise face.
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Photosaturdayreport
Those are some monster pies.
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Photofridayreport
Love a good surprise. Looking good
Photo: Surprised with a cream pie6 days agoreport
Such a stud. Took some great pies.
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Photo6 days agoreport
Very fun. Now pants him.
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Video: Cruising Chaos!6 days agoreport
Looks like a nice surprise.
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Photo: Smiley pie boy 6 days agoreport
Pieing is always better with friends
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Photo: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies6 days agoreport
Nice splat
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Photo: Simple pie in the face8 days agoreport
Love a good creamy sheet cake. Got it good stud
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Video: Cake In The Face8 days agoreport
Great coverage. How about a hug
Photo9 days agoreport
Good job. Annihilated.
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Photo: pie 20 maybe? threw a lot at him :P9 days agoreport
Youre getting it good. :-P
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Photo: hey look over here! SPLAT9 days agoreport
Nice start.
3
Photo: A couple teaser gifs9 days agoreport
Nice splat
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Photo9 days agoreport
Sorry you were ghosted but glad you went to town on yourself. Thanks for sharing stud
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Video: This Is What You Could've Got!12 days agoreport
So much for going to church
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Photo: Another suited session with JohnPies13 days agoreport
Got creamed good.
2
Video: Enjoying Pie Day 202614 days agoreport
That is so awesome. Would love that.
1
Video: Fruitkitty--Pi Day 202614 days agoreport
And to think I got all dressed up for pi day
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Photo: SPLAT15 days agoreport
Some Great tactical splats. Great hits.
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Video: Tactical Sam on Situational Awareness15 days agoreport
Love a good cigar with a pie..
Photo17 days agoreport
Bearish boob?
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Photo: Hairy Halfwit 17 days agoreport
Nonshaved nitwit
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Photo: Shaggy Schmuck 17 days agoreport
Such a great splats. Love a furry pie guy
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Photo: Furry Fool 17 days agoreport
Beautiful
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Photo17 days agoreport
Someone's gonna get it
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Photo17 days agoreport
Those were some Beautiful pies. You took them like a stud
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Video: Creamed By Creampieguy4422 days agoreport
Great sandwich. Looking so good.
1
Video: Gooey Pie Sandwich22 days agoreport
Beautiful
4
Photo: PIEAHOLICS ANONYMOUS - now in my store24 days agoreport
Great chocolate cream. You did deserve it
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Video: Chocolate Cream Pied25 days agoreport
Love it when the pits get creamed
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Photo25 days agoreport
Good pay up Mike.
Video: Another Wam Games Payup26 days agoreport
I see you like to pop out at parties.
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Photo: 6. My undies started feeling too tight26 days agoreport
Great splat. He got you good
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Photo: Post first UMD meetup with Greenslimer26 days agoreport
Awesome..looking good
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Photo: Finally! Is it all over now?26 days agoreport
Nice. Wanna see the aftermath
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Photo: Do you need to see this again? Why 2 angles?26 days agoreport
Wish I were there victim
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Photo: Slapstick victim.28 days agoreport
Awesome
Photo: Mmmm ;)28 days agoreport
Great splat. Is that for me?
Photo30 days agoreport
Looks like you enjoyed
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Photo30 days agoreport
First pie is always the best
Photo: first shaving cream pie2/27/26report
Great chocolate cream.
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Photo2/27/26report
Love a romantic pie fight
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Photo2/27/26report
Now he has got you by the goods
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Photo2/27/26report
Awesome start. He is letting you have it.
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Photo2/27/26report
You got it good
Photo2/26/26report
Thumbs up means ready for another. SPLAT
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Photo: Thank You Sir2/23/26report
Looks like a great session. Really gave it to yourself
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Photo2/23/26report
Beautiful coconut cream. Great smash. Always looking good Jim
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Video: Coconut Creamed by Pieguyco2/22/26report
Gorgeous. You got.it good.
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Photo2/22/26report
Looking good stud.
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Photo2/21/26report
Will be in Palm Springs, CA March 6-12. Anyone wanna pie me?
Photo: Pie time2/21/26report
Will be in Palm Springs from March 6 to 12
User: Jewel of Oregon2/21/26report
Had some great pies. Gave it to yourself good
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Video: Super Bowl Forfeit2/21/26report
Got it gooood
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Photo2/21/26report
Beautiful pie
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Photo2/21/26report
Some great pies you gave yourself. Love the furry torso when the shirt comes off. Such a stud
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Video: Cocky Jock Takes Five Pies in Nike Outfit2/19/26report
Oh yeah!!!
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Photo2/19/26report
Beautiful splat.
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Photo: Been a while2/17/26report
Awesome way to celebrate valentine's day
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Photo: Happy Valentine’s Day! 💌2/15/26report
Someones excited for valentines day
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Photo: Just a little pink2/15/26report
Love a good splat when you open the door to someone.
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Photo: Creamed2/14/26report
Definitely would love to smoke a stogie with you. Definitely do it the right way
Photo2/14/26report
Awesome pie splat
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Photo: Splattered Sportsman2/13/26report
Oh yeah. Fun times
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Photo2/13/26report
Can't wait to see what happens next
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Photo2/10/26report
That's the way to say I Do
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Photo2/10/26report
Looking good stud. Love how you let it fall into your shorts. Mmm
Video: Lost a Game Chocolate, Custard/foam, Lemon Pies Part 12/8/26report
Well deserved. Im sure Jim loved it
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Video: Pie for JimT7772/8/26report
Such a pie stud. You leave me enamored
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Photo: After the pies2/8/26report
Need another splat while you shoot
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Photo: After the pies2/8/26report
Looking good stud.
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Photo2/7/26report
Prefer more.thicker cream from a pastry bag
Photo2/6/26report
Nice face. Hehe
Photo2/6/26report
Looking good stud.
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Photo2/6/26report
Messed yourself good handsome man
Hope you enjoyed.
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Video: A Pie Target with a Shiny Target2/6/26report
Great splats
Love the handsome clean face. A bit drippy
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Video: Cake Batter Pie Payup.2/6/26report
Beautiful splats for a beautiful baker
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Video: Baker Boy Gets Surprise2/5/26report
So hot. Would l9ve that done to me.
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Scene: Chair Bound Pies2/5/26report
Great mixture for a great splat
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Photo: Cool Whip and pudding mixture 2/5/26report
Glad he enjoyed. First time was very nervous for me. Looks like you made him feel good
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Photo2/5/26report
Oh yeah, baby.
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Photo2/4/26report
That was great. Hope you'll do more
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Video: Trespassers Will Be Pied2/4/26report
Got it good. Great splat
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Photo2/4/26report
The nude model needed something more to make portrait more interesting.
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Photo: Sexy Slapstick - new video in my store now2/3/26report
Got it good stud
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Photo2/2/26report
Love a nice big splat.
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Photo: Sexy Slapstick - new video in my store now2/2/26report
Yes, more splats
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Photo1/30/26report
That is as beautiful as I am. Will you let me have it?
Photo1/29/26report
Save a pie for when you cum. A good splat when you shoot is so hot
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Photo: Wanking in the mess1/29/26report
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