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Such a hot pic.
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Jewel of OregonPhoto14 days agoreport
Such a stud. Needs a good pie
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Jewel of OregonPhoto14 days agoreport
Sexy as fuck
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qns_slimePhoto14 days agoreport
that's a good pie man
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piesplatsPhoto18 days agoreport
Wish there were Cigar and pie guys in the uk
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flan72Photo20 days agoreport
Such a stud :s
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thespyPhoto21 days agoreport
Oh yeah. Would love to have a smoke with you.
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Jewel of OregonPhoto21 days agoreport
So woofy stud
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Jewel of OregonPhoto21 days agoreport
I'd love to help you with that next time.
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ProfessorFatePhoto21 days agoreport
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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ScottSlopDadVideo: Redneck Pies and Slime21 days agoreport
:loveeyes:
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ScottSlopDadPhoto21 days agoreport
Very hot!
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ScottSlopDadPhoto21 days agoreport
Woooff!
ScottSlopDadPhoto21 days agoreport
Great sliming and great facial coverage
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PieSlimeluvrVideo: Green Sliming21 days agoreport
:loveeyes:
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hunchoPhoto21 days agoreport
:loveeyes:
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hunchoPhoto21 days agoreport
Very hot slime job. I wish I could have been sitting there . :hehe: :splosh:
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Bo ShortsVideo: Green Sliming21 days agoreport
I want to rub it all over that Levi's 501 button fly.
levis501Photo21 days agoreport
Smoke break between pies...
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rodion7Photo21 days agoreport
Excellent sliming - wow!
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rodion7Video: Green Sliming21 days agoreport
Grrrr what a man!!
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SkintightjeansPhoto22 days agoreport
More PIES smashed into your crotch please , gorgeous!!!!!xx
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hurricanescPhoto22 days agoreport
Very HOT sliming! Thanks for sharing! 8-D
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SeangungeVideo: Green Sliming22 days agoreport
This is so hot, need more pie-faced cigar guys out there
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ToonBuffoonPhoto22 days agoreport
you deserve this
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soggyazPhoto22 days agoreport
Hot in such an interesting way. You have a simply arresting look to you. Wow!
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Lurker2022Photo22 days agoreport
This pic makes me want to go over your knee...
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gingergungeguyPhoto22 days agoreport
My second favourite fetish! Wish I could find a guy into both !
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gamwamPhoto22 days agoreport
Such an amazing sliming for such a Hot guy! :-D :splosh:
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SeangungePhoto24 days agoreport
Mind if I like that off your crotch???
:loveeyes:
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MessyLevisPhoto6/2/25report
:loveeyes:
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MessyLevisPhoto6/2/25report
:loveeyes:
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LumberjackPhoto6/2/25report
Yes, it is definitely worth sharing. Always good singing an attractive man take a facial sliming.
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dancingduadeVideo: Green Sliming6/2/25report
Hot
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Tallyhoe12Video: Green Sliming6/2/25report
Very HOT sliming and pie-ing! You did deserve it! :-D :love:
SeangungeVideo: Quick Gunge and Pie5/25/25report
Thanks for sharing!
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greenm_andmVideo: Green Sliming5/4/25report
Hot as fuck!!!!!!!!
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hurricanescVideo: Quick Gunge and Pie5/2/25report
Hot as fuck !!!!!!!!!!
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hurricanescVideo: Green Sliming5/2/25report
I blew my load once the green gunge coated your beard.
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chaindrvVideo: Redneck Pies and Slime5/2/25report
Would have loved a full view of the boots--hot that you wore them!
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ribtlkrVideo: 2 Pies and Slimed, Part 14/29/25report
Messing leather - SOOO hot 8-D
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megapiesPhoto4/29/25report
Sexy as fuck!!!!!
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hurricanescPhoto4/29/25report
Realy sexy. :-)
socks-and-wetVideo: Redneck Pies and Slime4/2/25report
Hell yeah, you look awesome in those 501s and workboots... perfect gear to get messy in
vanpigboyPhoto10/25/22report
Damn! Two sexy guys, awesome gear, awesome mess. Great video man
vanpigboyVideo: Redneck Pies and Slime10/25/22report
This is fantastic. It looks like you enjoy. :D :thumbsup:
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leather cakedVideo: Redneck Pies and Slime5/25/22report
Wow! I'd love to spend some time with you guys!
piesrusVideo: Redneck Pies and Slime5/25/22report
Messy pig
SlopOnPopVideo: Redneck Pies and Slime5/25/22report
What a handsome victim! And LOVE that beard!
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piesrusPhoto2/3/22report
Great series of pics pieguy. Such a stud
Jewel of OregonPhoto2/3/22report
Love that chocolate rubbed all over your Levi's 501s
levis501Photo2/3/22report
Let me step in and help ;P
levis501Photo2/3/22report
Let me add more cream to your 501 ass!
levis501Photo2/3/22report
Hot!
levis501Photo2/3/22report
I want to help pie your Levi's 501 ass
levis501Photo2/3/22report
Looking good in Levi's 501s and boots
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levis501Photo2/3/22report
*chef kiss*
MessyBearMattPhoto9/1/21report
Green with blue
CuriouspaintsPhoto12/18/20report
What an amazing mess!
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rodion7Photo10/17/20report
Perfectly choreographed :) :thumbsup:
goateepieVideo: 2 Pies and Slimed, Part 19/6/20report
Love the outline of your tache under that gloop ! :thumbsup:
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goateepiePhoto9/6/20report
I miss that beard.
PieologyPhoto6/21/20report
Wow - what a great mess!
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rodion7Photo5/31/20report
woof!
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lpguy_123Photo5/29/20report
There is something immensely satisfying about seeing a handsome man taking a big facial sliming
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dancingduadePhoto5/29/20report
sexy as hell
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dancingduadePhoto5/29/20report
Green is your color...
BardexfunPhoto5/16/20report
Why, oh why did I wear plaid?
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ChiefPieTossPhoto5/16/20report
It just keeps coming down - oh yeah!
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rodion7Photo5/16/20report
HOT Wrangler ass!
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levifetishPhoto5/15/20report
Those boots get me excited!
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jpeter007Photo5/15/20report
I want to fill your boots ;P :thumbsup:
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wetinleatherPhoto5/15/20report
Fuck, I wanna lick you clean
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messypup97Video: Redneck Pies and Slime5/4/20report
Oh yes :thumbsup:
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goateepieVideo: Quick Gunge and Pie3/24/20report
Super sexy!
PieologyPhoto12/28/19report
Yeah man!!
jonh387Photo12/26/19report
That looks good enough to eat!
levifetishPhoto12/3/19report
Ummmh . Fanttic my friend :thumbsup:!
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leather cakedPhoto8/17/19report
;-) :loveeyes: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Shampoo1Photo8/16/19report
;-) :loveeyes: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Shampoo1Photo8/16/19report
;-) :loveeyes: :kiss:
Shampoo1Photo8/16/19report
Wow!
rodion7Photo7/28/19report
This set of pics are the best sexy !!!!!
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hurricanescPhoto7/28/19report
Fuck fuck fuck
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hurricanescPhoto7/28/19report
"Beautiful" sums it up well.
DavepiePhoto6/18/19report
Love seeing that cream on you
Wetman_bjcPhoto6/14/19report
Sexy in those wet clothes there
Wetman_bjcPhoto6/14/19report
Can I assist you with your button fly?
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Wetman_bjcPhoto6/14/19report
Fuuuuuuuck
hurricanescPhoto6/14/19report
Mmmmm YUM
hurricanescPhoto6/13/19report
Is that a chalkboard in the background?
gingergungeguyPhoto6/2/19report
Nice man
LetmehaveitPhoto6/1/19report
So Hot!
PieologyPhoto3/18/19report
very hot!
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jack_messyVideo: 2 Pies and Slimed, Part 12/28/19report
A fantastic video my friend!
You need a cake in your chair. :D :thumbsup:
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leather cakedVideo: 2 Pies and Slimed, Part 12/15/19report
Stand up and turn around so we can see the rest! :P
levifetishVideo: 2 Pies and Slimed Part 22/14/19report
Love the pace of it.....
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megapiesVideo: 2 Pies and Slimed, Part 12/13/19report
Wow. Messing with boots on. Very nice
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wetsneakerVideo: 2 Pies and Slimed, Part 12/13/19report
Nice. Pound that meat!
ProfGunkVideo: 2 Pies and Slimed Part 22/13/19report
DAMN! Wish you were in L.A.!
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PieMeLAVideo: 2 Pies and Slimed Part 22/13/19report
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