Everything here is perfect: the careful positioning of the first model's buttocks, gently pulled apart, and hovering over the cake, itself a delight to behold in its pre-sat-upon pristine condition, while the second model looks on, gasping with amazement at the destruction soon to be wrought upon this dessert confection ... The atmosphere is tense, there is a palpable sense of excitement, this is not just cake-sitting -- this is art ... It's beautiful ...