Comments on content by somekindofmess

CreamPieBro - I love the use of "clobbered" when it comes to pies. You make me want to get clobbered.

DareMePhotoWednesdayreport

More, please!!!

in2piesPhotoWednesdayreport

I came, I saw, I got clobbered

CreamPieBroPhotoTuesdayreport

Very nice!

Mr Slime GuyPhotoMondayreport

A Masterpiece

DareMePhotoSundayreport

It is honestly impressive how many hot guys you somehow got to wear costumes and get nailed with pies. You really are one of the great mysteries of this website. It's maddening that you're probably the legendary job filler guy and there's probably archives upon archives of quality content we'll never see. Genuinely so curious about you. Wish I could volunteer as one of your models just to see how in the world you are pulling this off.

Lurker2022Photo6 days agoreport

These are soooo great! do you have the videos too?

messman12345678User: somekindofmess7 days agoreport

Aww, gee thats too bad...

Pies_in_LAPhoto9/21/25report

Great splat

Jewel of OregonPhoto9/21/25report

Deserved!

DareMePhoto9/20/25report

So hot!!!!!

waynel_pitfPhoto9/20/25report

I didn't think an ostrich could fly

soggyazPhoto: ker splat9/5/25report

Breathtakingly gorgeous :thumbsup:

megapiesPhoto9/4/25report

Insanely HOT :P

megapiesPhoto9/4/25report

What a hot pic!

MudBruhPhoto9/3/25report

Gotta watch out for that blowback from the pie cannon.

Jewel of OregonPhoto: I can't see! is there any pie in my hair?9/2/25report

Did you see the size of that seagull?

megapiesPhoto: I can't see! is there any pie in my hair?9/1/25report

Waiter, I'm ready for my pie NOW!

in2piesPhoto: I can't see! is there any pie in my hair?9/1/25report

I think there's just a touch of pie in your hair.

cfsmud38Photo: I can't see! is there any pie in my hair?9/1/25report

I guess you would, hit a guy with glasses.

mgiardsPhoto: I can't see! is there any pie in my hair?9/1/25report

"Hey! Where's the cream filling?!"

gizmoapplePhoto: I can't see! is there any pie in my hair?9/1/25report

New definition of frosted tips

oilslickPhoto: I can't see! is there any pie in my hair?9/1/25report

Stay Puft man got a bit too excited :splosh:

Muddyirish2Photo: I can't see! is there any pie in my hair?9/1/25report

BOOOOM!!

maxim790Photo: I can't see! is there any pie in my hair?9/1/25report

Who you gonna call? Ghost busters!

Mr Slime GuyPhoto: I can't see! is there any pie in my hair?9/1/25report

Just a little - I'm sure no one will notice (ha).

rodion7Photo: I can't see! is there any pie in my hair?9/1/25report

Definitely the definition of "plastered"

MusclestoogePhoto: I can't see! is there any pie in my hair?8/31/25report

Fuck yeahlove seeing all these blasts from the past that made me blast!

ScottSlopDadPhoto8/31/25report

Awesome splat. Got it good stud.

Jewel of OregonPhoto: I can't see! is there any pie in my hair?8/31/25report

Incredible

Brianc_159Photo: I can't see! is there any pie in my hair?8/31/25report

He needs a big sloppy pie on the crotch of his jeans...

MessyLevisPhoto: I can't see! is there any pie in my hair?8/30/25report

Incredible!

waynel_pitfPhoto: I can't see! is there any pie in my hair?8/30/25report

:loveeyes:

hunchoPhoto: I can't see! is there any pie in my hair?8/30/25report

Superb!

megapiesPhoto: I can't see! is there any pie in my hair?8/29/25report

Can't wipe your eyes and can't throw back I love it

oilslickPhoto8/3/25report

I would love to look like this.

SlimeSublimePhoto8/3/25report

Pies are like insurance, Full coverage is best!

oilslickPhoto7/21/25report

"He got creamed in the ring!" "He lost that bad?" "Not.exactly"

PiedNVPhoto7/21/25report

Now *That* is a great sparring match!

wetjeanguyPhoto7/21/25report

Instead of a KO he got a PieO

Jewel of OregonPhoto7/21/25report

He didn't just lose the match. He got clocked. He got clobbered. He got creamed.

gingergungeguyPhoto7/21/25report

note to self, never pick a fight with a foammachine

over 54Photo7/21/25report

This must be round 12

quietmanPhoto7/21/25report

And this is just after Round 1?

DareMePhoto7/20/25report

A pic that goes so hard. You can SEE the force of the pie impact all over and around him!

Pies_in_LAPhoto7/19/25report

God I wish we could buy these videos!

waynel_pitfPhoto7/19/25report

Love EVERYTHING about this! :P

megapiesPhoto7/19/25report

ThePieBoyPhoto7/19/25report

Those pits need some messy attention

Brianc_159Photo5/27/25report

Always hot! Wish we could buy the videos.

waynel_pitfPhoto5/26/25report

I like the hat.
I like wearing berets and what they call newsboy caps when I get Pied.

ThePieBoyPhoto5/26/25report

Something about seeing a hot guy get pied WHILE HOLDING a pie that is incredibly HOT!

in2piesPhoto4/29/25report

Wonder what we should do with these last two pies..

PieFightGatorPhoto4/27/25report

tough luck for the new guy!

Pies_in_LAPhoto4/27/25report

I agree with megapies. I couldn't have said it better

MusclestoogePhoto4/26/25report

This presses all sorts of buttons :P

megapiesPhoto4/26/25report

This is amazing - oh yeah!

rodion7Photo3/22/25report

now make out with me

soggyazPhoto3/22/25report

VERY exciting....what happened next? :P

megapiesPhoto3/22/25report

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