Hello all you sexy creamed faces! Here's a story for you, I wrote it years ago, one of my many short stories I will be sharing. This one was inspired by my fantasies to travel. I have always wanted to go to Britain and travel around the haunted sites there, so in my imaginary travels, this kinky incident took place. I hope you enjoy!

Oh my god! I'm so sorry! Lily exclaimed as she threw her hands over her face to cover her eyes. She had to block what she had done from her vision, but it was already burned into her mind. She had hit Paul, or Father MacArthur, in the face with a pie, he was plastered with whipped cream from ear to ear! She had been sleepwalking again. She was completely made up like one of her fantasies, naked with only a short, frilly, skimpy, 1950's house-wife apron on and extremely high heel shoes. The apron was not sufficient coverage, it only barely covered the front of her. Her voluptuous ass was in full sight, and her perky, supple breasts were barely covered by the straps.
Holy. Shit. It was all real! She really was making pies, in the kitchen at the church! She must have been mistaking the rectory for the hotel she was dreaming about, and the room number in the dream was Paul's room! Ok, so in the dream she made a large number of pies in a big kitchen in a hotel where a sleazy man was living and she was hired to punish him. She then went to the sleazy man's room number written on her hand, and knocked on the door, beckoning whoever was inside. Enticing him with her mostly naked body to follow her, she leads him to the kitchen, and as he enters the room, she shows him the many pies she has been making and then asks Would you like to taste anything? and if he says Yes, then she was supposed to hit him in the face with the pie.
Lily couldn't recall anything. But what had happened was this: Lily went to Paul's room, and knocked on the door, waking him. If only she could see him looking shocked by her semi-nude body, seeming to be more approving than disapproving. Hello! I made something for you! Follow me to get it! she said in a creepy, Stepford monotone. Out of confusion and desperation to keep the other priests from waking, he followed her as she walked zombie like down the hallway towards the kitchen. Her smooth, white ass was jiggling as she walked, he became mesmerized. He played right into her trap simply by being in a state of shock, he didn't realize that agreeing to taste anything would result in a pie in the face. He followed her into the kitchen. She was nearly nude, holding a thick creamy pie in her hands. Her perfectly hourglass form barely covered by a short frilly apron, beckoning his hands. He noticed that there were at least 12 pies lying on the counter.
She was holding a pie and posing with her body, obviously trying to arouse him. It was working. What, uh, what is going on here? Have you been baking? he asked nervously, trying to distract her. He knew what was going on, he knew what she was going to do with those pies, and he began to get stiff. He knew she was either going to shove that pie in his face, or she was going to hit herself with that pie, either way, Paul really wanted to let this play out. He was getting harder as he thought of it, and significantly losing his will to keep his vow of chastity. Her body looked amazing, he couldn't deny it anymore, he wanted her. She just kept showing up every night and forcing him to get aroused and he was liking it. She finally asked him the magic question, So tell me, is there anything here you would like to taste? she asked as she ran her finger through the cream on top and licked it off seductively. Paul began to shake, Oh yes, I'd love to taste your pie! he said nervously. Oh? she said, You want to taste what I have to offer? she was teasing him. Oh, I'm sure you have a tasty pie! he said, flirting back. Oh, well if you're that sure then, I will just let you have it! at that she stepped forward and threw that pie right in his face with a loud PAFF! whipped cream went flying everywhere.
The moment, when the pie left her hand, Lily suddenly realized that she was not holding something anymore and it caused her to wake up, bringing her sharply into stark reality. Which brings us to the beginning of our story, where we found Paul covered with pie, and Lily lamenting her embarrassment of publicly playing out her sexual fantasies. He stood before her covered in whipped cream and custard with flecks of pie crust, dripping down his chest and landing with a splat on the floor, not making a move for a few seconds. She began to feel panicked, He must be so angry! she feared. A pie in the face has always been a deeply secret desire of Lily's, she's spent years smashing pies in her own face, she never told anyone about her fetish and never hit anyone else with a pie. Thoughts were running through her mind, Why him? Why of all people a PRIEST? Couldn't I have found some desperate drunk to have sleep sex with? This is so humiliating! Lily was so mortified she began to feel faint, her head was spinning and she had to grab onto the counter top to keep from collapsing. She stood bent over, with one hand on her chest, working on catching her breath, when something happened.
Paul slowly cleared the cream from his eyes and stared down at his hands, and then his body. He was only wearing a pair of boxers with a buttoned flap. He could feel the pie dripping off his face down his body, it felt good when it slid down his chest and abdomen. The cream was so thick, he felt like it was impossible to wipe away. He looked at Lily, he couldn't help it, he was completely turned on. She looked so helpless now, looking up at him, bent over the way she was. He knew he must have looked ridiculous, but being taken completely off guard had surprisingly aroused him. Paul couldn't fight it anymore, his cock got so hard it broke the button right off his boxers and his penis came shooting out the flap, fully erect. Lily was immediately cured of her anxiety and became completely aware of the situation.
Lily was bent over at just the right level, so that as Paul's penis came flipping up it pointed directly at her face. She also couldn't help it, that was an amazing penis! It's mushroom tip was just beckoning her lips, she became moist between her legs, her pussy was beginning to swell and ache. Oh. My. God. Lily breathed the words in lustful, panting breaths, and had to bite her lower lip to stop from gorging herself on his large cock. She looked up at his pie-covered face, and slowly stood up straight so that she could look him in the eyes. Paul stared at her with his mouth open completely surprised and breathing heavy, he couldn't think of anything else to say except, I really, really want you right now! Lily couldn't think of anything else to say except, And I really, really want you to take me right now! At that Paul grabbed Lily and spun her around and bent her over the counter.
He put his hands over her hands, holding her in place. His large dick was poking her in the ass, and she was so wet it was slipping towards her pussy. Then he untied Lily's apron and pulled it off of her. Stay just like you are. He said. Lily posed, bent over the counter displaying her swollen pussy to him. She stared down at the pies in front of her, she became even more excited. What are you going to do to me? she asked in her most sultry voice. I am going to bend you over that counter, shove my cock in your pussy, and shove your face in a pie! Lily got more excited, Oh! And then what? coaxing him on. And then I'm going to take another pie, and smear it all the way from your face down your breasts." Lily became more excited, "Oh? And then what?" she asked, her voice wavering and getting higher in pitch as she quivered with anticipation, "And then, I'm going to take two pies, and sandwich them on either side of your pretty, little face! He said hurriedly as he ripped his boxers off as quickly as he could.
Paul came up behind Lily, placed his hands over her hands again and rammed his cock inside of her, OH! she cried out with pleasure as his hard penis penetrated her. Her moaning made him more excited and he cried out Oh God! He could tell she was getting more aroused and at that he knew he had to do it, he grabbed her hands and forced them behind her back and with one hand held them, with the other hand, he shoved her head down and her face went into the pie with a PAFF!
Oh god the feeling of putting her face down in that pie felt so good! She gave out a slight Ah! in surprise, making the moment even better for him. He then let go of her hands and wrapped his arms around her torso, pulling her close to him, pie was all over her face and neck, dripping down her breasts. Lily's mouth was wide open in a large shocked grin, Oh my God! Oh! Oh! she exclaimed as she held onto the counter while he banged her like a jackhammer. Paul picked up another pie and smashed it into her face, smearing it slowly down to her breasts and all over them. Mmph! Oh no! The cream was so thick, Lily was struggling to form any words, and Paul was pounding her so hard that cream was flying off of her.
Lily was getting so turned on, but she didn't want to orgasm just yet. Oh! No! she exclaimed again as Paul slathered whipped cream around her breasts. She started to clear the cream from her eyes, and looked up, there was a window in front of them that was reflective like a mirror, Lily could see herself, covered in pie, cream was all over her face and chest, all over her hair. Paul had cream on him too, but not enough, she needed to get even. Just then, Paul had already picked up two more pies. He looked at Lily's reflection in the window and smiled. Oh no! Not again! she said laughingly, and Paul gleefully smashed both pies on either side of her head, smearing them all over her hair and down her body. She was covered! There was so much cream she was completely lost in it! Uh! she said as she cleared some of the cream from her face. She got her eyes as cleared as she could, and decided to turn up the fun.
Oh, that's it, you are gonna get it now! Lily said, breathing heavily. Oh? Paul said, kissing her shoulder as he continued to fuck her. Oh yes! Lily said, and picked up a pie, and moving her head to the side, brought the pie up and hit Paul in the face behind her. Oh! he said, pie dripping down his body, falling in between Lily's buttocks. Oh my God! he exclaimed, wiping his face with one hand. I can't believe you just got me with another pie! Paul said breathlessly, he was getting very close to cumming. Lily smiled devilishly, You mean like this? she said and picked up another pie, and smashed it in Paul's face again. Whipped cream went everywhere, she even got herself a little that time. Oh! Muh! Oh you got me again! Paul was having soo much fun, that he was getting more and more turned on, and fucking Lily even harder. Oh! Lily kept crying out, she was so close to orgasming, she couldn't do anything but revel in the ecstasy.
Paul wanted to cream her so good, to just let her have it, he really liked shoving her face in that pie, he grabbed her by the wrists, and pulled her arms behind her so that he had complete control over her body. He was thrusting so hard that he was pushing her forward, and with one thrust her face went right into a thick, creamy pie, her tits and stomach were shoved into other pies lying on the counter. She was even more covered in pie now! Lily was so taken by surprise, and so turned on at that moment with her face in a pie getting banged so hard, that she began to orgasm.
She lifted her face out of the thick creamy pie and shouted FUCK ME, FUCKING, SEXY FUCKING BASTARD! Lily came and it felt so good she almost passed out. Paul could feel her cumming, her pussy was so hot and swollen and wet, he couldn't hold out any longer and he gave in to the orgasm. HOLY FUCKING JESUS GOD! he blasphemed as he came. He pulled out his cock quickly and started cumming all over the small of her back, his cum dripping into her ass crack.
Paul was sweaty, sticky, out of breath and exhausted, he sort of collapsed over top of Lily who was laying exhausted on the counter with her face still shoved into the pie that made her cum. Slowly Lily raised her face, covered in pie, looking through one eye at the reflection in the window in front of her. Paul was looking at their reflection as well, at her to be exact. She was plastered with whipped cream, so was Paul. She was smiling with satisfaction, so was Paul. You look so good right now! Paul said surprised, he stood back and pulled Lily up straight, spinning her around to face him. She began to clear the pie from her face and he grabbed her hands, No! I'm enjoying this too much! She liked that he was so turned on by her covered in pie. She stood with her hands in the air, looking down at her body, and then up at him. He looked down at her, pie dripping off his face onto hers, he grabbed her and kissed her passionately. Then gathered her in his arms and carried her off to the shower, where a whole other chapter of the story continues.