So it's been way too hot not to get wet, right? Met a guy this week at his place for what I hoped would be "fun." He's "hinted" several times about hoping to get hit with a bucket of water so I wasn't sure how it would happen. I brought over some...

You will need a blender, and yogurt , vanilla, Some one that will take it in the face, concentrated goo A willing participant, (Some One That wants to get slapped with goo)

okay...it looks like I will be going down and getting dunked online: livedunktank.com Tuesday, January 29, evening...hours tba but website should list before long.

im thinking about doing a total body coverage with shaving foam and water,ive seen it done very well before,i tried it once but failed miserable because i think i used to much water and i didnt get even close to the thick,pourable creamy texture i wa...

I'm having a SALE!! Watch my downloads from only $1.50.....how long will the sale last?...1 hour?...5 hours?...24 hours?....be quick! xxxxx

sorry I havent been on in a while. In the video I am wearing the outfit in my profile. I get 38 pies to the face made of shaving cream, whipped cream,pudding and pie filling. I also get slimed with 4 cake batters in different colors,1 huge bowl of pa...

Some of you have heard this one before - one of those instances where my secret fetish was found out! One morning i got up and felt like having a swim. i had on black panties and was otherwise only wearing a green silk pajama top. i went downstair...

Location: Ten Forward Characters: Shelby and Deanna Troi Deanna approached the table and as she got closer, Shelby could see the way her tight jumpsuit emphasised her cleavage, and the gentle bounce her breasts made when she moved. "I must b...

Went on a date that didn't work out. So, I stopped for a beer on the way home and got lucky - met another guy. We hit it off and headed to my place. Undressed him down to his light blue briefs with a dark waistband. I was in white briefs. He com...

ive always wondered if anybody on umd has played messy questions,its quite simple,the game is that two people message each other with questions,whoever gets the most wrong must do a wet or messy forfeit of the winners choice and post a pic as proof,b...

Hi there! if you are reading this, I guess you have seen or heard about our new website. I thought some of you might be interested in what goes on at a messy shoot - so here's what happened on Friday 29th July 2011. Up at stupid O'clock for a 4 hr...

Couple of weeks ago local bar had a foam party. What was unique was the club had a stage shower that male dancers usually danced under in underwear...well the night of the party all patrons could get wet under the shower...previous foam partyies her...

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Time again to go up and get dunked. livedunktank.com, Tuesday 2/12/13 evening, time TBA (see website). Will be wet and NOT messy, but I'm open to suggestions on what clothes to wear up there. Wore jeans & sweatshirt/tee shirt last time.

A blog about feet in wet and hardened cement!

hi all i hope to be getting messy soon. with me wearing a sauna suit on. getting messy with custard rice pudding porridge triffles cakes cake batter beans spaghettie i hope to add some photos to

Hi everyone! Mila checking in here. :) i have had an incredibly busy and stressful couple of weeks. I just signed a lease on a new place and the paperwork has been killing me. I am almost done with the requirements for move in and will finally b...

I just realized I had this story to tell and forgot about it until today. Within a few weeks of moving to DC alot of years ago, I had bought new home office furniture and moved it with a friend. It was summer in DC. Ever experience it? 90% humidi...

mila here, I worked and worked and worked tonight. got off work and went out dancing. got moved from the bar to a party. got moved from the party to solitude. MEOW. don"t want to work tomorrow. But i need the $. Well, at least i get to da...

---getting home from a long day at the office,,I leave my coat and boots at the door,,I mix a drink and run the bath water,,I sip my drink and wind down while the large tub is filling,,I'm wearing my business trousers & dress shirt & tie and I'm too...

Feel free to copy and paste this to YOUR blog! I love getting to know more about my peeps on UMD :D About Me NAME: Jillian H. Lane NICKNAME: "Bun-Bun" or "hey, stupid!" BIRTHDATE: 6/11/1988 BIRTHPLACE: Western KY EYE COLOUR: Blue HAIR COL...

Would really love to be told how to get messy by any ladies here on umd,wheather its public or private messaging,ive been into this form of wam ever since i discovered mistress taylors wamdom and piedom sites a few years ago,there are many types of w...

Straight Male WAM. This is a story based on what would happen if events were real. Some of you may understand why i wrote this. ______________________________________________________________________________ FYI- This story is based on on the sid...

i draw over a whole lot of cartoon animal girls or cartoon human girls getting pied in the face. now i want to here from you. what cartoon girl you want to see messy? you can draw what they look like and send photos. and you can name as many girls as...

Today, I'm gonna talk about one of my bette noir's - the dreaded bar stool, or getting on and off them! You see, being a short arse of only 5ft 4" and of a plus size, getting on and off these things is a bit of a nightmare, even in normal circumstan...