So I've been on umd now for quite some time and thought I'd make use of this blog 'thang'. As my profile would suggest and as some of you may know from chats in the chat room I am on the messy side of the wam fence - gunge and slime in particular.

Mr. Noel Edmonds and his house parties are what triggered my interest and after messing around with shampoo once or twice I've now plucked up the courage to gunge myself with stuff like custard and shaving foam.

My head is my prime target. Some people love stuff down their pants, or in their cleavage. Right over the top for me. Don't get me wrong, I take pride in my hair and my appearance, but from what I've learnt about this fetish is that this could be the reason why I love it so much. Having gunge poured over my head is exhilirating (not even gonna bother spell checking that). Thick and colourful. If I wanted thin and runny I'd just have a shower. The thicker the better, and I use the right anount of flour to ensure I get what I want lol.

The best times I feel for being gunged are when I get home from a long day at work (and I'm gonna shower and wash my clothes anyway) or after I've had the shower and my hair is still wet and it needs a good coating of goo.

Favourite things about gunge - I actually like it when it's cold. If it's warm then it's more of a luxury, but cold gunge is more of a thrill and exciting feeling. I love the aroma of custard, but my hair gets ridiculously smelly for quite some time after so shampoo is needed greatly.

Here's the end of my first blog. Get in touch if you fancy chatting.

Nina x