So, I don't want to use my ex-girlfriend's real name, but it's getting burdensome writing about our experiences together and never mentioning her name, so I've decided to make one up. Since I don't know anyone named Tiffany in real life, that will b...

I almost don't know where to start, in my world I was always turned on by the sight of seeing girls wet in their clothes as a kid turning into the same feeling for women as I got older. Something in me always went towards casual street clothes; that...

Finally! Finally home! After months on the road I am finally home with my baby, Madeline Oasis. For months while working out of town the new pics and videos made by Madeline Oasis have kept me warm (hot really). During my work trip we had a long...

7/29/2019 https://umd.net/groups/if-you-can-catch-me-and-i-dont-reply#postid_712322 Looks like I get to take the first forfeit from newandscared's new game. Got boomeranged so I must: First tie myself securely to a chair, leaving only my hands free....

At the age of 19 I wanted the world and I wanted it now. I read through the magazine in the dentist surgery.. How ironic as I sat awaiting an appointment where someone would ask me to open wide and show them? It was the cover that attracted my attent...

Since properly getting involved with this website, I haven't had so much fun in years. So many wonderful and kind people, who understand the kinks that most find odd in society. I finally feel like I can express myself a little more. Just a little...

So I have been set a challenge by a friend to put 3 eggs in my boxers (1 between the cheeks, the others above and below my cock) and go about my business as usual. If, however, all the eggs break, I will have to take a dip in my Adidas trackies and t...

My head is back to buzzing with ideas again after a brief hiatus on the creative front. For some reason I seem to have been struck by a barrage of inspiration around classic GYOB with a slant on bringing more modern celebrities into the mix. And into...

Following on from yesterday's ramblings, I've had fresh ideas bouncing around in my head. Yesterday my GYOB musings were more around the two person vs version of the game. Today I've been more directed towards the single version of the game. There is...

Have you ever got stuck in the mud when you weren't expecting to? It happened to me yesterday. After weeks worth of downpours, waterlogged fields and overflowing rivers it was actually a fairly decent afternoon, and I decided to take a walk. I expec...

I think it started when I was about 7 or 8. I was fascinated with mud! Getting my clothes and shoes covered in mud! We lived in a subdivision surrounded by hundreds of acres of farm land. I was kind of a tom boy until about 14. I used to mud bog with...

So the day came. We set up the bedroom with a chair surrounded by paper plates, pie tins, crust pie tins and 10 cans of shaving cream. I begin to fill everything with the shaving cream as she laid on the bed and said that she was nervous. I don't kno...

So last year around spring/ summer my husband who never is the one to initiate a date or anything of that nature texted from work why don't we go out to the wine room you wanted to go to? I was like wahhh??? Holy crap! I was so excited we hadn't been...

Since my Patreon is coming on so well I thought I'd give you guys a taste of how I craft a story for my Patreons. Consider this a flash fiction of sort, nothing very long maybe around 1000-2000 words. Apart from that, I'm throwing the details out to...

Hey everyone! I love the amount of people who want to see me trash and destroy my clothes. It turns me on quit a bit! Please keep your suggestions coming. I get really aroused by specific instructions on how I should mess up. The more detailed the...

The Messyworld Gunge Tank will be making a temporary comeback to Messyworld to help counter Covid-19 disruptions to filming. The gunge tank is rarely used on Messyworld these days after being replaced by devices such as The Plunga!, The Human Carwas...

Hello, to all you who like doing your own toe nails but hate the drying time....... I may be new to the whole idea of feeling a thousand times better with my toes done but suffice to say I love finding life hacks!!! So here you go ladies....and oth...

A followup to the 4 part the wedding series Easter with a lockdown has led to empty shelves but we have managed to buy. each other an Easter Egg. The food had been difficult to get hold of recently and we felt it would be wrong to use it for our pl...

17 March 2023: Just added more photos from on of my earlier "Trash the Suit" sessions (Infact series TsT1 - the very first one I shot actually). Have added a few other photos from my archives in recent months. Due to ongoing health and work issues I...

Hi there guys and gals. Hopefully this lockdown and social distancing isn't getting you down too much. It's certainly not stopping my creative spirit. I've got a lot of interesting projects in the works including; a teaser image for my Furry Gamesh...

10 years of EMD - A massive update! To celebrate ten years of EMD we have assembled the largest update ever with new stuff, unseen 'lost' things from loved killers and remastered sets spanning the whole gambit of EMD and beyond (see below!). Becasue...

Good morning, good afternoon and good evening....lol to you all. It it roughly 8:30am in Edmonton Alberta Canada, while I type this. Today is our first day of temperatures above 10 Celsius. And we still have at least 12" of snow in most yards and fi...

I was biking while wearing brand new black skate shoes, jeans, and a teal colored t-shirt. I found a flooded drainage ditch and set my bike down. I hesitated for a second remembering this was only the second time wearing the shoes. I decided it was w...

outfit: tight skinny jeans, Nike socks, clean white shoes, a nice long sleeve shirt, and a hoodie over the top. I was driving alone the other day just enjoying the beautiful weather when I passed a state park. There weren't too many cars so I decide...

The best way to introduce a woman to giving you a foot job is to offer her a " foot massage." To make it a bit more interesting, say your going to use chocolate pudding as a lotion . Start by gently, sliding your thumb into her sensitive arches, &...