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A surprisingly fabulous pie
By AnnaLeex
Posted 2/13/17     722 views
It's time for a happy, upbeat blog post!

So once, I met a woman who was an overall very positive kinkster and who thought the idea of pies in the face was, if not erotic, at least very fun and had great power-play potential. We hit it off personally, and since I was in a city that wasn't my own, we hung out together for the week!

Some context: I identify as straight, but moreso now as "pie-sexual", so the idea of pie play with a woman is about the same as it is with a man, less the lust for body parts and sex (mostly).

She had a lot of "boy-like" qualities: a pretty straight figure, lean, very short black hair, tattoos. Your basic Pacific Northwest ambi-sexual found in any garden-variety coffee shop. So, there was something there underlying my attention, I'm sure. No need to get all analytimical here though.

Anyway, who cares! Here's what happened!

We were out and about (oot and aboot for you Canadians), and headed back to her rented house. I wanted a shower, so I took one.

Being the unashamed nudist that I am, when I was done toweling off, I tossed the towel on the floor and opened the bathroom door. There she was, smiling! I tried to get out and she moved in my way.

Ha! We played a fun game where I'd move left, she'd move to her right - my left. Right, right! Left, left! I couldn't get out! Laughing ensues!

She said, "Say the magic words!"

"Please pretty please?" I said words of magic. To no effect.

"Nope! Not those words!"

"Ok, ok, I give.. what words?"

"Pie in the face!", she said.

I laughed! We'd been talking about kinks and sex all week, on and off, and that day we'd been talking about my kink, what I loved about it, how I loved it, little details, and so on. So I really couldn't tell if this was a set-up, or if she was just teasing and being cute with words.

More context: in the right circumstance, just hearing or saying things like "pie in the face", "banana cream pie", or "hit with a pie" make me shiver and start getting me turned on.

So I thought, probably she was just teasing me. She wasn't into the kink, specifically, as we'd discussed, though we had talked about planning a role-play that worked for both of us.

I laughed, and said the magic words, "Pie in the face!" and tried to my left to dodge past her.

She blocked me again, "Say it again!"

"Pie in the face! Now come on, I can't be naked all day!", I said.

"Yes you can!", she said. "One more time! For me!"

I was smiling very brightly, I'm sure! "Pie in the face!" I said for the last time!

She said, "Ok!"

Next to the bathroom door was a hall table, usually used for mail, keys, odds and ends and things. She reached over, out of my sight, and suddenly she's holding an absolutely giant shaving cream pie in a pie crust and tin.

I froze, exclaimed "OH MY GOD!" and she let me have it with an enormous pie in the face.

Now look: I very much prefer real pies. Or cool whip pies. In a pinch, and really just for sexy play-acting, shaving cream pies are OK, but usually for when I feel more play-acting-comic than need-to-get-pied.

But this one was something! It was one of the best pies in the face I'd ever taken!

There was so much shaving cream in this pie that I felt engulfed. So much that I just went "BluB!!" when I exhaled to clear my mouth! I had to clear it twice! So much cream in that pie that the crust fell immediately all over me and to the floor carrying inches of cream and still leaving inches on my face and head!

I must have "blub!"ed a few times! I felt like someone had dunked my face into a five gallon bucket of shaving cream, that's how big this pie was.

The cream was pretty soft. She had done her homework and let the cans sit in a sink full of hot water for a while. She later said that she wanted the cans ready in case an opportunity came up to pie me (my kind of woman!), and jumped at the chance when I took my shower. We hadn't picked up any real pies yet, but she did buy cans of shaving cream because when she did her research, all of the online info advised it. It wasn't until we'd talked over the week that I'd informed her that real pies, and real whipped topping, were where the erotic was.

She laughed her ass off! I swear, she was in hysterical laughter! I stood there and took it like a champ, and did a laughing, comic slow burn! As the cream fell all over my naked skin, I was getting turned on, from 0 to 12 on a scale of 10. A piece of crust had lodged itself on my shoulder amidst a huge amount of shaving cream, and my right boob was supporting a slowly falling piece of the now shattered pie! I was not just pied, I was engulfed!

I looked at myself in the mirror, to my left, and really went into sexual overdrive. I looked sexy, to my mind!

My friend was sitting against the wall, still looking at me and laughing so hard her eyes had tears!

"Ok, you got me! You got me really good, too! Holy shit!", I laughed.

I wiped my eyes and stood there so she could take me in and get the laughter out of her system.

Finally, she stood up, tears literally streaming from her eyes. "Say it again? That was funny!"

I laughed and said it again.

And she pied me again! With a shriek of laughter, she took a second absolutely enormous shaving cream pie and this time not only gave me a pie in the face, but smeared it all over my head, ear to ear, front to back!

SO much cream! I "blub"ed a few times and honestly almost inhaled a bunch of it, there was so much! As I was clearing my mouth, she used her hands to smear cream up and down my naked skin.

Oh, I was ready to orgasm like a nuclear bomb right then and there.

I wiped my eyes FINALLY, and could see her having fun. So I quickly embraced her, which made her shriek! I jumped on her and pulled her to the floor and she tried to get away.

Cue shrieks of laughter, laughing, fun, one naked and pied blonde chick smearing herself all over one clothed and formerly-clean clothed tattooed chick!

I'm laughing just writing this, it was so much fun!!!

It was, honestly the best pie in the face I ever took. Not only was the setup amazing, and mostly unexpected (I knew I'd get pied eventually, but I thought we're do a more planned role play when I got pied), but the pies themselves were really very, very engulfing.

Each pie had one and a half cans of shaving cream poured into 14" pastry shells. That's a LOT of shaving cream.

(I'm dying to do this with the same quantity of cool whip in these same shells. That would be insanely good!)

So we made an unholy mess of the hallway and bathroom. I needed to rinse off pretty quickly, sensitive skin and all, so we took a shower, the details about which you don't need to know about!

So, while I really only use shaving cream when I have nothing else to play with, I have to say that this use of it in this case was amazing. Three cans is a lot to get covered in. I really felt I was bathing in it, and it is a fantastic sensation. Sensual like crazy.

Overall, 10/10 would try again.
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Comments:
swehed125:
2/13/17
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I love reading people's blogs when they can tell the story so well...
Thankyou for a wonderful read
whitecreampies:
2/13/17
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That is amazing. So much like one of Piewriter's stories. Honestly, great story.
AnnaLee:
2/13/17
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WTF! He edited this for me because I ramble on. How'd you see that? I still think it sounds like me!
Gurph Morlicks:
2/14/17
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I loved this story. Like whitecreampies above, I was also very much reminded of PieWriter's stories when I read this. I assumed it was just coincidence, had no idea he edited this.
AnnaLee:
2/14/17
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I asked him for some personalized stories, and he suggested I write one! So I said only if he would re-write and edit! So he did! Most of the conversation was cleaned up (so to speak) and he cut out a lot of off topic commentary by yours truly.
PieWriter:
2/15/17
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I cleaned up the dialogue, but pretty much left everything else as is. And also edited a lot of extra stuff. Not better, just different (and shorter). Honored to have been asked!
hoffa73:
10/28/17
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And that was a surprisingly fabulous story to read on a chilly autumn evening. Thank you, Anna, for sharing your thrilling tale.
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