I'm a recently widowed man whose wife never understood this fetish of mine. Now is the time for me to have as much fun with it as possible. I love getting my clothes wet in the pool, oceans or lakes but public in sprinklers or fountains is the best. I love mud and can't get enough of it. Too bad it's tough to find in Southern California. Gunge and mess I've done a little with but want a female to help me with this. I want to be blindfolded and surprised with what is poured all over me. I want her to throw pies in my face and all over my body. Let's get messy!!!!