Andrea got a new pair of waterproof jodhpurs for Xmas. They were just like all the other pairs of waterproof jodhpurs that she had, but they were new, and like all new things they just had to be tested-out...

So, on a cold winter's day, she set out through the middle of a pheasant shoot to splash her new jodhpurs in puddles, kneel in them in the mud, dip them waist deep in the river, and then roll about in them in a bog. With a big smile of approval on her face and some very muddy clothes under her Ariat jacket she squelched her way back to the car.

Those guns really should concentrate on the pheasant...