That evening, with heavy rain pouring down, I decided to put on my suit and take the car out for no particular reason, just to escape. After driving through the wet streets, I found a muddy path. Without thinking, I jumped into a puddle, splashing mud onto my shoes and the bottom of my pants. Soaked and covered in mud, I returned home, keeping my shoes and pants on as I stepped into the shower. There, I poured some lubricant over my suit, letting it slide slowly over the fabric. Then, I rinsed everything off, lost in the intense pleasure of this absurd moment.