Feeling like I didn't do enough with my ass so far, I pull up a chair, put a fresh pie on it, and sit my ass right down directly on it with the Speedo still on. Feeling all of the cream underneath me so cool and so sexy. Deciding that it isn't enough, I strip off the Speedo completely and sit on the pie butt-naked, leaving my balls and cheeks completely exposed to the cool shaving cream.