completely nude and armed with bottles of mustard, ketchup, mayo, and blue cheese dressing, I slather each condiment all over my bare skin, from my toes to my tits. As the colors blend into a wild, abstract masterpiece on my body, I scoop it all into a massive slop bucket, mixing it into a gooey, swirling concoction that makes my skin prickle with excitement. I pour the bucket all over myself and have a blast wallowing in the smelly goo

Features lots of fun unscripted banter as i talk about the sensations and why i love getting messy!