This is a handful of highlights from a recent solo session. You're joining me in medias res, so to speak I've already dumped a couple of bottles of silver paint over myself, and pied myself with a few very colorful and sticky pies, and followed that with a bottle of neon orange paint. Now you'll see a few more bottles of orange paint, some white paint, a couple of pies and a cake. There was also a shaving cream coda, but I didn't include that here. As with anything I post, consider yourself warned that I am *not* skinny.