After kicking my bare feet around in the mud, I had to feel more of it on me, so I sat back down in it. This was not even the deepest mud, but I don't have a cameraman, and I'm not taking my phone in there

At this point, I had already been covered in mud for a while. I was just lounging around in the warm sun in every patch of deep and creamy mud I could find. I had to take my shoes off eventually to experience the mud on bare feet. Fucking awesome!