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Rapid Fire for SplattyPants

"They're calling me Splattypants now! Make it stop!"

Producer: CockySuit

Added 6/1/25

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In which our hero, Cocky Suit, is the unfortunate victim of an ambush, and relives the nightmarea again and again, while earning a new nickname of "SplattyPants."

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CockySuit 27 days ago

@Lokke: He reads comments here... enough in favor. and it might happen..I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!....AND STOP CALLING ME SPLATTYPANTS!!!!

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CockySuit 27 days ago

@Lumberjack @ Lokke: I AM NOT POMPUSS!!!!!

IT WAS A DESIGNER MICHAEL KORS SUIT!!!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!!!.EXPENSIVE!!!!!! REAL CLASSY!!!!!.Wait, I AM NOT SPLATTYPANTS!!!!!

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Lokke 27 days ago

A Walmart Special!!

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Lumberjack 27 days ago

@lokke splattypants would need a new cheap pompous looking suit for starters

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Lokke 27 days ago

Hey Splattypants, how we get your Dom make you recreate this?

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CockySuit 6/5/25

@Lokke: (stomps feet): QUIT PICKING ON ME!!!!!

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Lokke 6/5/25

Oh no, what will I do? I'd cry into my pillow but all my tears are spent from laughing at your strops

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CockySuit 6/5/25

@Lokke: I'm. Not. Speaking. To you!

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Lokke 6/5/25

Eh up you're right! Francis Ford Copolla rang, wanted to know if he could borrow your wardrobe for the godfather 4 film. See the thing is, you're the only person he knows that still dresses like a yuppy from The 80's on account everyone else left it all behind never to be spoken of again, a bit like the godfather 3

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CockySuit 6/5/25

PieSlimeLuvr: "And lokke and i don't really spat. It's more playful banter from me, sorry to disappoint you splattypants." YOU SET ME UP!!!!!!

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Lokke 6/5/25

Pay? Don't make me laugh, I wouldn't even pay your dry cleaning bill SloppyPants, you get what you deserve.

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CockySuit 6/5/25

@Lokke: !%$#&@(*>%$!*^#!!!!!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!

Though I'm fairly certain most folks here aren't quite as rude as you, and can appreciate style and pinache when they see it.

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Lokke 6/5/25

https://umd.net/forums/should-we-give-cockysuits-a-new-name

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Lokke 6/5/25

Yes Solattypants. Let's put it to a public vote

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CockySuit 6/5/25

@PieSlimeluvr:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO SPLATTYPANTS!!!!

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PieSlimeluvr 6/5/25

Splattypants is your name now. It's here to stay. And lokke and i don't really spat. It's more playful banter from me, sorry to disappoint you splattypants

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CockySuit 6/5/25

@Lokke: (stomps feet) NO SPLATTYPANTS!!!

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Lokke 6/4/25

Well that response isn't very gentleman like now is Old Sport? A well bred man wouldn't lose composure just because he's splatty pants

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CockySuit 6/4/25

@PieSlimeluvr and @Lokke: First "HE" is in the room...and b) It's not "SplattyPants" it's "James" or "CockySuit"! and 3) That's blaming the victim!!!! How the EFF do I "dish out" !?!?!?!

I liked it better when you two were spatting.

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Lokke 6/4/25

Exactly, if you dish it out, you gotta take what's coming your way.

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PieSlimeluvr 6/4/25

@Lokke, true. You'd think if Splatty Pants didn't want his suits ruined he'd stop moaning about being so gullible by getiing into situations such a this

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Lokke 6/3/25

I wouldn't moan about it like he does!

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PieSlimeluvr 6/2/25

Now let's see the same thing happen to Lokke, knock him down a peg or two lol

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CockySuit 6/1/25