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Rapid Fire for SplattyPants

"They're calling me Splattypants now! Make it stop!"

Producer: CockySuit

Added 6/1/25

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In which our hero, Cocky Suit, is the unfortunate victim of an ambush, and relives the nightmarea again and again, while earning a new nickname of "SplattyPants."

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CockySuit 7/3/25

@Lokke: He reads comments here... enough in favor. and it might happen..I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!....AND STOP CALLING ME SPLATTYPANTS!!!!

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CockySuit 7/3/25

@Lumberjack @ Lokke: I AM NOT POMPUSS!!!!!

IT WAS A DESIGNER MICHAEL KORS SUIT!!!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!!!.EXPENSIVE!!!!!! REAL CLASSY!!!!!.Wait, I AM NOT SPLATTYPANTS!!!!!

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Lumberjack 7/3/25

@lokke splattypants would need a new cheap pompous looking suit for starters

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CockySuit 6/5/25

@Lokke: (stomps feet): QUIT PICKING ON ME!!!!!

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CockySuit 6/5/25

@Lokke: I'm. Not. Speaking. To you!

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CockySuit 6/5/25

PieSlimeLuvr: "And lokke and i don't really spat. It's more playful banter from me, sorry to disappoint you splattypants." YOU SET ME UP!!!!!!

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CockySuit 6/5/25

@Lokke: !%$#&@(*>%$!*^#!!!!!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!

Though I'm fairly certain most folks here aren't quite as rude as you, and can appreciate style and pinache when they see it.

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CockySuit 6/5/25

@PieSlimeluvr:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO SPLATTYPANTS!!!!

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PieSlimeluvr 6/5/25

Splattypants is your name now. It's here to stay. And lokke and i don't really spat. It's more playful banter from me, sorry to disappoint you splattypants

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CockySuit 6/5/25

@Lokke: (stomps feet) NO SPLATTYPANTS!!!

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CockySuit 6/4/25

@PieSlimeluvr and @Lokke: First "HE" is in the room...and b) It's not "SplattyPants" it's "James" or "CockySuit"! and 3) That's blaming the victim!!!! How the EFF do I "dish out" !?!?!?!

I liked it better when you two were spatting.

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PieSlimeluvr 6/4/25

@Lokke, true. You'd think if Splatty Pants didn't want his suits ruined he'd stop moaning about being so gullible by getiing into situations such a this

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PieSlimeluvr 6/2/25

Now let's see the same thing happen to Lokke, knock him down a peg or two lol

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CockySuit 6/1/25