I'm on a bed in my boxer shorts with just a face mask. First my face gets obliterated in creamy icing, then I get pied. After I've been pied, the pie fragments and gunge end up heaped on my face again. Then I get pied again, and off come my shorts. (Because there wasn't anyone else around to do this, I don't even pretend that I'm not doing this to myself.) Then I get pied a third time, and again, the pie mess gets heaped back into my face. By now I'm really getting into it.

I get pied a fourth time, and again, I get re-pied with the remains of the first three pies, some of which goes on my groin. I'm really feeling sensual. And, um, humiliated.

I get a faceful of custard, and then another of chocolate cake batter made thicker with treacle, and then you can see how aroused I am. I get the fifth and last proper pie, and I was just getting a second wind when unfortunately my tripod failed, haha. We fade to black before it actually falls over.

I resumed, though, and the last couple of scenes are brief outtakes from a forthcoming sequel, where I squirm in the muck with a dildo. I don't do anything with it in this scene, though. I figured it would better to have a non-explicit main part and an explicit sequel.

This was intense. I feel like some of my videos have been getting a bit repetitive lately so I decided to pay homage to the women of Messygirl, with a classic "stripped and pied on a bed" video. I wish I could have had about a gallon of muck to squirm around in, and someone to do all the pieing would have been really useful, but despite my requests, macho assistants have not been forthcoming. Hope you like it!