So there were 8 pancakes on my plate, and I couldn't eat them all, so I decided to stick my feet in them instead (as you do). Sitting in just my boxers shorts (which you get a glimpse of at the end), I begin crushing, smushing and shredding the pancakes between my toes and under my soles. After that came the berries (got to get your 5 a day in) and felt them burst between my toes and between my feet. Next came whipped cream, which is when things got really messy. It was cold and sloppy and I couldn't help but feel a bit excited at this point, so why not make things sticky too? Golden syrup came into play and the sensation of everything mixing together was too much, I couldn't help but drive my feet and toes deep into all the gloop and then lift them up and watch it all drip off. After a few minutes of playing, proud of the mess I had made, I show my soles and toes to the camera one last time, whilst thinking to myself, I wonder who'd like to lick this off?