Just some of the action shots from my first messy live show, where users decide how I get messy. There was 150 quid worth of mess sat next to me... and I would've used every last bit with a large enough audience

Thank you to the two of you who really got involved in this one, and to the handful of you who joined.

We start out by pouring porridge over my head and into the front of my boxers. I then pour vanilla pudding down the back of my pants and later I cover my body in chocolate sauce. I rub the mess all around and really enjoy the feel of it all in my undies. Next I pour a jar of apple sauce over my head. I then humiliate myself while waiting for more viewers, squeezing a whole bottle of american mustard over my head and allowing it to run down my face and over my chest. I follow this up with black cherry fruit pie filling, loving how the purple tops the yellow, and I start playing with myself a little. Check out Part2 for what followed next!

This is a low quality recording with basic audio and anonymised comments. The live shows are the real deal though, so hopefully you'll join me next time and get involved.

If you're seeing this and want to see me live, just message me some suggested dates and I'll see what I can do I want to get super messy and you can help make that happen!