Its been a while but I can't stay away from a good mess for too long! The other night, my sweet tooth was out of control, and all I wanted was to turn myself into a nice, tasty mess. First, I start with some blueberry filled pies that are each topped off with a large container of cool-whip. I take one pie to the face turning me into a Smurf and then I turn my head into a pie sandwich (with a very satisfying Splat!) I rub all the multi-colored mess up and down my body, remove my shirt, and stuff pieces of crust and pie slop into my underwear. Next, I take off my undies, I grab some toys and begin spanking my ass with my cat o' nine tails, shake my juicy ass, and start playing with my dildo. At this point, I am turning myself on! I take the bottles of chocolate and butterscotch syrup, and shower myself with them rubbing all their stickiness all over my naked body. I also sit my big ass on a Boston pie cake and bounce up and down on it, until I smear it all over my face. There are more pies, there is marshmallow fluff, a can of blueberry filling, and my favorite part is the homemade green slime I made. This stuff felt Good, I mixed my homemade cake batter with some oatmeal and marshmallow fluff and I got SO turned on the second I poured it on myself. I felt myself get primal, I hump the slop, grind my ass into it, shake my ass in it, play with my dildo (precede to lose my dildo in the mess), and jerk myself to an intense finish! Its good to be back! .