After my friend treated me to the best turndown service I was inspired af... so I gathered my supplies because I'm headed out on business in a cheap ass motel and just wanna get fucked up with all kinds of mess! Repeating the shaving cream in my bed was awesome tucked under the blankets... it was like diving into my own slice of heaven... and yea, I had porn on for good measure because why not live in heaven unapologetically? Yes, every gunge sesh turns to the shower for cleaning but I turn to the shower as the best place ever for a bunch of eggs, chocolate syrup, butter, and more! I'm just saying... I went wild and you shall not miss this. I almost forgot how amazing butter is... all over my body.