Loooooong time lurker first time in my life posting original WAM content. Had the house to myself last night and decided I deserved to get glopped up. I started out with a big bowl of thick, gloopy green slime all over my face and head. Just completely taking a face full of green schlime! Then once I'm a slimy mess I clobber myself with a gooey white shaving cream pie along with the humiliating pie tin hat. I finally finish myself off with a bright blue pie with oreo crust right in my dumb face. I'm left a quivering blob of messy sloppy so humiliating but I deserved it.