I have a new fur coat and I'm so excited to get it messy! Dressed in leather underneath, I start to pour colourful custard over the coat and my outfit, feeling the cold through the leather... but that's not enough and so I continue pouring down my top, down my leather trousers and I fill my boots. The coat gets heavy and the fur flattens under the velvety custard, leaving me a sloppy mess.