Wearing a plum coloured t-shirt, briefs, socks and some cool shades I flan myself with some seriously sloppy pies. I then strip off and enjoy a wank into a pot of creamy yoghurt, before covering myself in custard, chocolate sauce and more yoghurt. Down to just my socks I then head dunk into a large bucket of gooey pink gunge and pour the contents all over my naked body. Plastered from head to toe I put on my messy shades and pose for one last humiliating shot.