Really into messy play with guys (I'm gay). Extreme gunge is very hot, but also like more tame pie in the face play. Definitely vers here...give and/or receive.

Very nice guy to get to know too. Honesty and respect very important to me. If you want to talk to me, you should have some recent pics and give me your stats. I'm generally attracted to lean guys around 28-48. I'm a young looking 56 year old. 6-2, 183.

Ideally, I'd like to find a partner, but open to other situations. Wouldn't it be weird to find love on Umd?! I've even done phone sex! This has been a good way for me to explore some gunge fantasies. I have a great imagination. Role play is another turn-on for me.

Other interests include gardening, floral design, yoga, good conversation, volunteerism, massage therapy (I'm a strong believer in the power of human touch...so sadly lacking in most of our lives), and more.

This may just be one of the most unusual profiles on this site, but I know I'm not the only one who feels the way I do. I would encourage others to be a little bit more personal. It is good to get to know the guy behind the gunge!