Mid-thirties, bi (preference of woman), and stand at a commanding 5'3". I'm happily married, but much more into WAM than my wife. I love foam, cream, paint, pies, games, silliness, and wit, not in that order.

Despite having a lot (and I mean -a lot-) of likes ranging from silly to extreme, I'm actually fairly shy. That being said, I'm cool to make friends, chat, and maybe even get (or make someone else!) a bit messy.

I'd say I'm down for Rp, but I've never gotten my feet wet, so to speak.