(Pie)FIGHT CLUB
Where Shirtless Pie Guys Cab Join a Very Messy "Fight Club"

There are 8 Vaguely Familiar Rules for (Pie)Fight Club:
Rule 1. Do not talk about (Pie)Fight Club.
Rule 2. Do NOT talk about (Pie)Fight Club.
Rule 3. If someone goes limp, don't giggle. Just carry on until the Pie Fight is over.
Rule 4. Only two guys to a Pie Fight.
Rule 5. One Pie Fight at a time.
Rule 6. No shirt and shoes.
Rule 7. Pie Fights will go for as long as they have to.
Rule 8. If this is your first time at (Pie)Fight Club, you have to Pie Fight.

THE OBJECT OF THE GAME: Survive your first night at (Pie)Fight Club by tossing the "Winning Pie" in your opponent's face. Can you end your match before you get pied once? Or twice? Or will you have to submit to the full three pie maximum?

NUMBER OF PLAYERS: An ODD Number of Players is best. The game is a series of Two Player Pie Fights hosted by the PieMaster, "The Final Word on All Matters."

SUPPLIES NEEDED for EACH ROUND:
--SIX similar PIES (Shaving Foam, Home-Made, Store-Bought, etc.)
--SIX identical PIE TINS (or Paper Plates, etc.)
--ONE SURFACE for each SET OF SIX PIES in or around the Pie Fight area.

PIEMASTER SET-UP:
--Place a large "X" on the inside of ONE Pie Tin per round. (Masking tape is an option.)
--Put this "marked" plate (the "Winning Pie") with 5 non-marked "Losing Pies."
--These are the SET OF SIX PIES for each round, preferably prepared in advance.

PIE FIGHTERS MUST NOT KNOW WHICH CREAMY DELIGHT IS THE "WINNING PIE!"

CLOTHING REQUIRED or FORBIDDEN:
--Rule 6 states "No shirt and shoes" so the preferred uniform is just a pair of jeans.
--Being bare-chested is Required!
--Being barefoot is optional. (Some of you have a sock fetish, which is respected)
--Before the game can begin, PieMaster and All Players must be in proper attire.

HOW TO PLAY:
By Lottery or Proclamation, PieMaster chooses Two Pie Fighters to come to the SET OF SIX PIES and determines which one will be PLAYER A with a CONTEST OF STRENGTH (arm wrestling), or KNOWLEDGE (trivia question), or LUCK (rock, paper, scissors), or perhaps PIEMASTER's unquestioned choice.

Each Round is "fought" in the following manner:
-PLAYER A selects 1 of the 6 pies and PLAYER B accepts this pie-in-the-face willingly.
---If PLAYER A selected the 'Winning Pie," the Round Is Over.
---If not, the Round Continues.
-PLAYER B then selects 1 of the 5 remaining pies as PLAYER A accepts it willingly.
-The Round Continues until the "Winning Pie" has been delivered.
---The Round could end after the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, or even the 6th pie toss.

(Pie)Fight Club may seem Too Wild for some yet Too Mild for others.

Please check out "Alternate Rules/Variations for (Pie)Fight Club for a Two-Player Game and Optional Rules if you want it a little milder or a lot wilder.

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