Anne owned a bakery/restaurant, and Jay was a regular - mainly for the good coffee and the spinach-breakfast-rolls, but for the conversation, and ambience as well.

They'd known each other for years, and had enjoyed many early-morning and late-night conversations when the place was slow and Anne had the time to have a seat for a while.

One evening, not long before closing time, Jay and Anne were sitting at a table, the only people in the bakery-cafe, talking about their latest romantic mis-adventures.

The door to the cafe opened, and a woman entered. About Jay's age, shorter than him, and nicely dressed in a rock-and-roll-casual sort of way.

"Hi", she said. Anne stood up from the table and greeted the newcomer with a hug. Jay stood as well.

Anne said, "Hey you! Thanks for stopping by! This is my friend Jay,", she said, waving toward Jay, "And Jay, this is Dani."

Jay waved at Dani, who waved back. "Please, join us.", Jay said, and pulled a chair over for Mari.

Dani sat down, and Anne left to fetch a mug of tea for her friend. Once the tea was delivered, Anne walked to the door and flipped the sign to "Closed", locked the door and drew down the shades.

Anne sat again, "Some privacy! Now it's just us!".

The three of them chatted for a while, trading what they did for a living, and what they did to relax, and laughed; in general, they were having a good time.

Anne eventually said, "Jay here is a writer. He writes very interesting fiction. The kind I enjoy.", she looked at Dani and raised an eyebrow.

Dani said, "Oh you do? I enjoy that kind too. I'd be interested in reading some, sometime."

"I'll send you a link, Dani.", Jay said.

Dani said, "Thank you. I've written a bit, but I've never posted it anywhere. Maybe I'll send you one!"

Jay nodded, "I'd love to read it!", as Anne stood up and picked up empty mugs and plates.

She said, "Hey, can I ask you to for some help? Can you head to the back room and turn out the lights and lock it up? It'll take both of you to close the window-vent. There's a ladder in there." Anne turned, and headed to the back, mugs and plates and dirty cutlery in hand.

Jay and Dani agreed, and headed to the back of the bakery, past the front counter and through the workspace. Jay opened the door to the back room, and Dani entered. He followed, and he felt an unexpected pressure on the door as it closed behind him.

Jay tried the door knob; it was locked. He pressed on the door, and it didn't budge. "Hey..", he said.

He heard Dani take a nervous-sounding breath, "Oh... mygod." He turned to see her facing the room, one hand on her chest, the other over her mouth. She was looking at three carts stacked with large cream pies.

Jay took a breath, and gulped. The pies looked amazingly enticing. Wide, and deep and tall with whipped cream, and smelling clearly of sweet coconut. "Wow!", he said.

Dani turned to him, "Yeah wow! Look at all of those pies! Oh my god, I need to get out of here!", she laughed, and tucked her hair behind her ear. She brushed past Jay, and tried to open the door.

"Oh no!", she said, "You locked us in?", she looked at Jay. He replied, "No, we got locked in! I felt the door close behind me."

Dani rapped on the door with her fingers, "Anne! Hey, open up, let us out!"

Through the door, they heard Anne's voice, "No! You two have a good time in there, have fun! I'll close up and let you out when I'm done!"

Jay said, "Huh! I didn't know this was a blind date!" Dani looked at the dozens of pies, and pulled her shirt closer together. Biting her lip, she then said, "It wasn't! At least I didn't know if it was!"

Jay shook his head. "Pies! Pie storage room.. cute! And unfair."

Dani replied, "Yeah, very cute. And very unfair! Why unfair to you?"

Jay sighed, and laughed nervously, "Well, I love pie. Pies with whipped cream, particularly."

Dani turned away and looked at the rows of pies again, "Yeah, me too."

Jay said, somewhat wistfully, "Everything about them..."

Dani, just as wistfully, said, "Uh huh, me too..."

She looked over at Jay and cocked an eyebrow, "Got a favorite?"

He nodded, "Coconut cream. You?"

"Same.", she said.

"Coconut is sexy", he said. "Taste, smell, texture, very sensual."

Dani said, "Yeah....same."

Jay said, "Does it smell like coconut in here, to you?"

Dani said, "Yes it does, and I'm about to have an orgasm if we don't open a window!"

Jay laughed, taken aback by her funny and honest comment.

Dani took a deep breath and banged on the door again, "Anne! Hey, there are lots of pies in here! Can we get out please?"

Anne said, "Oh imagine that! Well, enjoy yourselves then, they're very good pies!"

Jay muttered, "She really doesn't want to say that right now.."

Dani heard him and said, "No, no she doesn't.", and she turned to the door again, "How can we, there's no plates or forks in here!"

There was a pause, and a laugh, "Oh, you two don't need plates to enjoy a good pie."

Dani rested her forehead against the door, "Oh fuck. No no no, no no!"

Jay looked at Dani, quizzically, "What?"

Dani lifted her head from the door and took a deep breath, and looked into Jay's eyes, "Oh, nothing. It's fine, nothing at all." She looked at him, up and down, and turned again to the pies. "I wonder if this is some sort of test?"

Jay shouted through the door, "Hey Anne, is this some sort of test?"

Anne shouted back, "Yes!"

"Oh, nice", Jay said sarcastically.

Dani shouted, "Anne, can you let us out?"

"Eventually!", said Anne.

Jay asked, "What do we need to do for you to let us out?"

Dani added, "Yeah, come on, what do we need to do? You know how I feel about pies!"

Jay asked Dani, "And how do you feel about pies?", but she just glanced at him and looked away without answering.

Anne said, "Oh, I know how you feel about 'em! Hmm.. OK, hey, here's a thought! First step to get out is, hand me all of your clothes, through the door."

Jay asked, "Who, me or Dani?"

Dani muttered, "Oh no!", just before Ann said, "Oh, both of you, of course!"

Jay said, "Oh, boy", and rubbed his eyes.

Dani said, "Just to underwear, right? And then you'll let us out?"

Anne replied quickly, "Nope! Everything. All of it. You need to get all nekkid! That's step one!"

Dani turned around and put her hands on her face, "Oh my god!", and she turned again and yelled toward the door, "I will get you for this!"

Jay yelled, "Seconded!"

Anne yelled, "Clothes! Please! Now!", and laughed.

"Oh, man!", Jay said. "Well, I'm not shy, are you?", and Dani replied, "Well, no, I'm not shy, but this is just.. not what I expected. And these pies are distracting."

"Yeah, they are.", he agree.

Dani said, "Well, I'm glad they are for you too."

They looked at each other for a moment, until Dani said, "Well, should we take off all of our clothes? I will if you will."

Jay nodded, "I will if you will. Mutually assured nudity, works for me. And then we can do what we can to get out of here. Oh, I'm so gonna get her for this!"

Dani started to unbutton her shirt, "get in line"

In short order she was down to her bra and underwear, and he was down to his t-shirt and boxers. Dani walked up and pulled his shirt over his head. "There!", she said.

She looked at him, smiling, "Hey, not bad, you're pretty good looking!"

He smiled, and nodded, "Back at you! You're very sexy!"

She smiled, and brushed hair away from her cheek, "Thank you!"

Jay walked up to Dani and reached around to unclasp her bra. "Thanks", she said, and then gasped as Jay slid his hands down, sliding her bra off and catching her underwear in his fingers and he slid them to the floor as well. In one long caress, he stripped Dani of her underwear and left her standing in the room completely naked.

She smiled, and gasped, her hands out at her sides, "Jay! That was.. unexpected!"

He nodded, "It was!"

She said quietly, "And hot!"

He laughed, and she reached over to pull his briefs off. Sliding them to the floor, his cock semi-hard and bouncing out, she grinned. Standing up to look at him, she said, "Oh, that's not fair. You're very handsome. I like your penis, it's quite pretty!"

Jay laughed, "Thanks! I'm glad you like! I love all of you, for the record. You're gorgeous naked, I'm enjoying this!"

She said, "I bet you are! And thank you, I'm glad you think so!"

Dani turned to the door again and yelled, "Ok, tits are out, I'm naked! So is Jay. He's cute by the way, you're missing out! He has a nice penis!". She winked at Jay. "Sorry! But not sorry!", she said. He gathered up the clothing, and said, "Got the clothes."

Anne said, 'Pass them through!", and when the door opened a crack, he passed the clothed to Anne, who cackled, "Oh, too easy!". The door closed again and locked.

Jay was getting increasingly hard, and Dani smirked at him, "I see you like me, I'm flattered!". Jay shrugged and smiled, and Dani said, "Oh, it's ok, I like you too. It's just less obvious."

Jay smirked back, and then turned to the door, "OK, Anne! Now what? I gave you our clothes! Let us out!"

There was a pause, and then Anne's voice, "One of you has to throw a pie."

Dani groaned, "Oh, I knew it I knew it, I knew it."

Jay bit his lip, and was now fully erect. He didn't hide it. Dani turned around, her hands clasped on the top of her head, and she looked at Jay. Glancing at his raging hard-on, she said, "Oh I see you love that idea! And, by the way, you're totally distracting me right now, too."

Jay said, "Well, miss sexy naked woman, likewise. It's not easy to take my eyes off of you."

Dani grinned, "Good!"

Jay yelled through the door, "Seriously, Anne?"

Anne laughed back, "Oh yeah! Seriously!"

Jay picked up a particularly large, whipped-cream loaded pie. Dani turned around and back, "Oh, my god!", and laughed nervously.

Jay shrugged, "It's OK, I know what I'm doing."

Dani said, "Oh, I have no doubt! Ok, well, can you just like, throw it at my ass or something?"

Anne yelled through the door, "Hey Dani!""

Dani yelled back, "What?!"

Anne yelled, "I forgot to mention, Jay's the author of the stories I sent to you."

Dani took that in for a moment, and dropped her hands from her head to her side. Her mouth opened, her face an expression of surprised realization. "Oh.. OH. Oh you have to be kidding me. That's you?", she looked at Jay, who was still holding the cream pie in the flat of his hand.

He nodded, "Yep".

Dani shuddered a noise, "Uhh huhhuhuh...", and bit her lip, and crossed her arms. She uncrossed them, and then put her hands on her hips. "As soon as I saw those pies, I had a feeling.. ungh,, oh, nevermind."

Dani shifted her hands to clasp in front of her, causing her breasts to squeeze together a little.

Jay said, "Ok, at your ass. I'll throw the pie at your ass, and then we can get out of here."

Dani turned around so that her read-end was facing Jay.

Dani sighed, and waited. Jay said, "Hm, really nice ass, Dani, I'm distracted!"

Dani smiled, "Ha ha, thanks! I like compliments, I have to say! But come on, I'd like to get out of here! Throw the pie!"

Jay said, "Happily!", and waited.

Dani waited, and said, "Anything wrong?". Jay didn't respond. "Jay?", she asked.

"Jay?". Crickets.

Finally, Dani turned around to face Jay, and Jay threw the pie right into Dani's face.

The pie hit with a loud "pfafff!", sending whipped cream in a halo around Dani's head to the wall behind her, over her shoulders and around her neck. The sounds of pie hitting the wall and floor followed.

A thick layer of whipped cream covered her face from ear to ear, and over her hair, splashing and smearing her hair with white wisps and globs of whipped cream. A blast of cream from the pie splattered downwards, landing across her chest and one forearm. There was a lot of cream in the pie, and Dani stood there, mouth open and semi-covered in pie, smiling in shock. A large piece of crust slid from the side of her face to lodge on her shoulder, propped up against her head and neck. Dani was the recipient of a very large, and perfectly delivered, pie in the face.

Dani exhaled, "Oh!", and her breathing was heavy. A piece of crust on the other side of her head slid and fell, bouncing off of her breast and leaving a streak of cream down her curve and over a stiff nipple, now a cream-coated gumdrop. It bounced off of her thigh before hitting the floor with a pop. "Oh! Ungh! Oh! Ahh!", she was unable to move as the pie stuck to her and started to slowly slide down from her head.

Her breathing deep, Dani stood with her hands clasped in front of her, "Oh! Oh, I knew it! I knew it, I knew it, as soon as I saw all of those pies I freakin' knew it!"

Jay, laughing, and looking at Dani up, down and back again, said, "Knew what?"

Dani nodded, a piece of crust falling from her mouth and chin. She opened her eyes through the pie, and they could barely see for all of the whipped cream covering her face. She said, still nodding, "I'd get a hit with a pie in the face!"

Dani licked her lips, swallowed the pie, and grinned a wide, happy grin. "I can't believe it, I can't believe that this just happened and I got pied!"

Now she was shaking her head, and she finally reached up to take pie from her eyes.

Jay was smiling, and said, "You look amazing! Extremely sexy, you look fantastic naked and pied in the face! Completely sexy, and attractive, I love it! And you smell like coconut! Oh, that's just too good."

Dani smiled, "You do? I'm sexy, pied? You think so?", and she pulled a piece of crust from her cheek.

Jay nodded, "Sexy, stark naked pie in the face, you are exactly that!"

Dani licked more cream from her bottom lip, and picked up a large pie. "You enjoyed that pie in the face, didn't you Jay?"

She looked up at Jay, her face creamed, various parts of her body smeared or splashed with whipped cream, and smiled.

Jay nodded, "I did! I love everything about a pie in the face."

Dani gulped, and bit her lip, "Uh, everything?"

He nodded, "Everything. I love everything about a pie in the face."

Dani muttered, "Oh my god. Really? So you want this pie?"

He nodded, and looked into Dani's eyes, "Yes. I want that pie."

Dani's breathing increased again, and she said, "That's hot. You're turning me on, I think it's hot that you want this pie. You really want this pie, are you sure?"

Dani took a step towards Jay, who didn't budge and was looking into Dani's eyes with a smouldering look. Dani looked back, her own glance going from amused to smouldering as well. Jay replied, "I'm sure, I'm really sure. I want that pie from you, Dani."

Dani said, "You have no idea how hot it is to hear you say that."

Jay said, "Oh, I think I do..."

Dani said, "I'm really glad I took a pie in the face. In fact I loved it, it really turned me on."

Jay, his glance not wavering, and their eyes locked, said, "Oh, it did? Now, see, that turns me on to hear."

Dani said, "Oh, does it? Well, getting hit with a pie in the face turns me on like crazy. And I'm very happy that you hit me with a pie."

Jay said, "Oh, good, I'd love to do it again."

"Oh, I'd love it if you did it again. But not before I give you what you really are sure you want.", she replied.

Jay asked, "You mean, that pie you're holding?"

Dani nodded, "Oh yes. This pie. Are you absolutely sure you want it? You're suuuuuure?"

Jay leaned in, and gazed into Dani's eyes, which had cream stuck in the corners. "Oh, I'm absolutely sure I want that pie, from you, Dani. Give me that pie."

Dani bit her lip, and then smiled, "Give you this pie?"

Jay nodded, "Oh yeah."

Dani sighed, and shuddered just a little, "You are so asking for it. I'm so, so glad you pied me, because it means I can do this."

Dani slammed the pie into Jay's face, and smeared the pie all over his hair, and around his face, dragging the pie down his chest and to his cock. She smashed the remaining pie into his crotch before she dropped the tin, and then picked up another pie. While Jay was smiling, and unable to see through the pie in the face he'd just received from Dani, she smashed the full, second pie into his cock and balls, and swirled it around.

Jay moaned loudly, the cream cool and smooth and sensual on his sex.

Anne yelled, "You guys ok in there?"

Dani yelled back, "Go away!"

Jay finally said, "Oh, fuck!"

Dani said, "Yes! Would love to thanks for asking!"

That made Jay laugh, and he opened one eye, the other stuck behind crust. She'd really nailed him with that pie.

He smiled, "Oh, you really know how to throw a pie! Wow!"

She dragged a finger down his chest and said, "And you really know how to take a pie! Wow! Sexy! I'm so turned on right now, oh my god. And the smell and taste of coconut, oh god, turns me on like crazy."

Jay wiped his eyes and picked up a pie. Dani stood straight, and asked in a staged-voice, "What are you doing with that coconut cream pie, Jay?

Jay flipped the pie into Dani's face and smeared it around in wide circles, creaming her face, ears and hair before crust and cream fell out of the tin and down her body. He took the tin away from her face, which was engulfed in cream and crust. She licked her lips, and nodded her head. "This", Jay said.

Dani exhaled, sending pie from her mouth toward Jay. "A pie in the face!", she said.

Jay smeared cream down over her shoulders and arms, and then over her breasts. Dani gasped, and made a happy sound, "Oooh, mmmmmm... ohhhh yeah.."

She licked whipped cream from her lips, and wiped her eyes and looked at Jay, smiling a wide, silly smile. "Do that again!", she said.

"Again?", Jay smiled.

Dani nodded her head enthusiastically, and Jay picked up a pie and at short-range, tossed it into Dani's face, delivering yet again a messy, perfect pie in the face.

"Oh!", Dani said, and threw her head back, as pie fell to the floor in loud "pop"s, and she smeared cream all over her breasts and hard nipples, and then down her torso to her crotch.

"Again..", she said, between breaths.

Jay picked up two pies and gave Dani a "pie sandwich", smearing cream all around her head, covering her hair, and finally dragging pie over her breasts and hands. "Mmunghh", she groaned.

Jay slid his hands down, and over her clit, and then slid her fingers up and back along her wet, hot, swollen and slick pussy. "Oh my god, you are so wet, you're so turned on, I love this".

Breathing heavily, Dani said, "Uh huh.. getting pied turns me on."

Dani reached-up and kissed Jay, and said, "I need more pie."

Jay slid his hands back up her body again, smearing cream over her torso, breasts, shoulders and neck, before picking up two more pies.

Dani watched him, and continued to caress her breasts, arms, and body, bathing in the whipped cream and coconut cream. "Give me those pies!", she said.

Jay tossed one pie, hitting Dani on the right side of her face and head, sending whipped cream and coconut filling flying in a wave, covering parts of her upper body. He tossed the other pie, hitting her on the left side of her face and head, sending whipped cream to splatter against more of her bare skin.

Dani licked cream from her mouth, and dropped one hand to her crotch, and began to masturbate with one hand while the other smeared cream and pie all over her breasts and torso.

Jay picked up two more pies and threw them; one squarely into the middle of Dani's chest, and the other aimed for her belly-button.

Dani was now covered in cream and pie, pieces of crust falling from her and landing at her feet before bouncing off of her thighs and leaving globs and smears of cream.

Jay picked up pie from the floor and smeared it over Dani's bare skin. He spread whipped and coconut cream all over her body, up her front and down her back, until she was very literally covered with coconut cream pie. He picked up a pie and planted it on the top of her head, smearing it down over her face. He took another two, and plastered one across her ass, and the other in the middle of her back, and smeared pie all over her body from neck to thighs. Lastly, he picked up a coconut cream pie and slammed it into Dani's face, creaming her entirely once again. Her hair was engulfed in cream, and her face was under a thick layer of falling crust and whipped cream and coconut cream. The pie fell down from her face, to her body, and finally to the floor.

Dani was now, literally, covered with whipped cream and coconut cream front and back, head to hands and feet.

Dani bent over, nearing an orgasm. Her moans and gasps were louder, more intense, and Jay used his hands on her body where he could, doubling the sensation on her clit or slipping and sliding through thick cream on her breasts.

Covered in white cream from head to feet, Dani leaned her head into Jay's chest, and with halting, loud groans, finally succumbed to the oncoming tidal wave of an orgasm. She cried out, and Jay fingers followed hers but didn't stop until she grabbed his wrist and said, "Stop, stop stop stop".

Dani wrapped her arms around Jay, and pressed her creamed body against his. He responded, and embraced her, pulling her slick creamed body to his, and held her tightly.

"Holy fuck..", she gasped.

They sunk to the pie-covered floor, toes squishing in pie and crust, knees sliding in pie on the tile.

They held each other tightly, until Dani recovered enough to wipe some pie from her eyes (her face was still ridiculously creamed, and still dripping pieces of pie and crust). She said, "Your turn", and slid out of Jay's embrace toward the pies.

Jay laughed, "OH no you don't!", and tackled Dani.

With a happy shriek, she slipped to the pie-covered floor as he climbed over her to get to the pies. She grabbed his arm, and then thinking quickly, grabbed his cock with her pie-covered hands.

Jay gasped, "Oh, not fair, oooooh..", and Dani started to stroke him in an expert hand job. Dani laughed, "Too easy!"

When she stopped so that she could reach for a fresh pie with which to nail Jay, Jay grabbed her around the waist and pulled her backwards.

They wrestled, slick skin from her cream-covered body against a slippery pie-coated floor, arms and legs all over, at various times her tits in his mouth, his cock in hers, and their hands all over the place. After one takedown, Dani ended up on top of Jay, face to face.

They locked eyes, and started making out; kissing in the most intensely passionate, sexy way possible.

They ended up sliding into a position where Dani could slide onto Jay cock any time she wanted. She stroked him as he writhed, and managed to stretch to reach a pie.

She picked up the pie as he said, "Slide onto me!"

Grinning, Dani said, "Yes! Lets fuck until we can't breathe!"

She slid onto his cock, slowly, and they both gasped. Jay slid his hands up Dani's creamed body, just in time for a grinning, impish Dani to drop a pie right onto Jay's face and rub it all over his head, from ear to ear.

She laughed, "Pie in the face!". Jay smiled under the pie, immensely turned on by this, and as they fucked he used his hands to caress and squeeze and tease her body. She reached behind and caressed his balls as they had sex, intent on making him cum this time.

Unable to see, the pie all over his face and neck, Jay thrust up into Dani, and teased her clit on every thrust and move. He could hear her gasping and moaning, when all of a sudden she did something to put pressure and friction on his cock, and under his balls.

"Oh no", he said, "Oh fuck, I'm going to lose control.."

"Yeah? Promise?", said Dani.

Jay gripped her thighs with his hands, tightly, sliding from the amount of cream on her skin, and about to lose control.

Dani slid off of Jay, but keeping pressure on his balls, and stroking his cock expertly with her hand, kept him on the edge.

Dani said, "Jay? Three... two..."

Jay felt her hands and fingers on his cock, sliding with whipped cream and coconut cream, and arched his back.

Dani said, "One..."

The orgasm his Jay like a tornado, and while Dani kept stroking and applying pressure, Jay came. And came, and came, and came. Dani said, "Oooooh, yes! Oh my! Mmmm!" but the blood had gone to Jay's ears, and he was lost in an immense orgasm.

When it was finally over, Jay barely gasped, "Oh my god...". Dani was smiling, and said, "That was the sexiest thing I've ever seen, you are so fucking sexy. Pied in the face, cream and crust, your hips thrusting, and so much cum! Oh my god!"

Dani fell onto Jay's body and kissed him, her hands in his creamed hair, his hands up and down her bare back and ass, and into her pie-covered hair.

They kissed, passionately, for a while, until she asked him, "So a pie in the face turns you on too, that's clear!"

He nodded, "Oh, very much, especially from you, as it turns out."

She said, "Good!", and picked up the pie that was sitting next to them. Jay sat up as much as possible, and said, "No no no, wait --"

Dani slammed the pie into Jay's face and smashed it all over, laughing as she did.

Jay, pied again, smiled, and unable to open his eyes, licked his lips. Dani laughed and said, "I could do this alllll day!"

Jay grinned, "Me too!"

Dani yelled at the door, "Hey Anne!"

Anne yelled back, "What?"

Dani yelled, "Send in more pies!"

She looked down at Jay, "While we wait for more pies, what should we do?"

Jay pulled her down and kissed her, "We make out and have sex in all of this pie!"

Dani sunk into his kiss, "Oh FUCK yes!"

Anne grinned, and walking from the door, said to no one in particular, "Mission accomplished!"