My friend and the waiter are now both completely naked and still relentless in pieing each other. A banana cream to a face, a coconut cream to a butt, a chocolate cream into a crotch. Each of them are covered from nearly head to toe in whipped cream, pudding, and pieces of pie shell, and at this point I think I'm the only one embarrassed by this scene.

My formerly clean, and properly dressed dining companion walks over to the now diminishing dessert bar to pick up another pie to hit the waiter. The pies are now limited, but there's still enough for them to continue this unnecessary fight for a bit longer.

My friend is making his way towards the waiter, who has also picked up his next pie, but I walk over to my friend to again try to stop him.

I tell him this has gone way too far and that it must end. I explain to him that the waiter was just doing his job the best he could and that this all started because of an accident. I tell him that the waiter is probably a very nice guy who was having an already difficult day at work, and that neither of them did the right thing.

I ask my friend to consider apologizing to the waiter for his part in all of this, and hopefully end the whole thing. My friend just kind of stands there, not saying anything and seemingly finally embarrassed for what's happened.

The waiter, hearing what I said also stopped in his approach towards my friend. Since neither of them can find the words to apologize to each other, I walk over to the waiter and tell him that I'm sorry for what my friend did. I tell him that we'll help pay to get the place cleaned up.

And even though his hand is covered in whipped cream, I put out my hand to shake his. A little whipped cream on my hand can be easily wiped off and is certainly preferable to their fight continuing.

The waiter smiles and puts out his hand to mine. We shake hands and I say "Thank you."

I turn to my friend and say, "See....all of this was a big mistake to do. The waiter is a nice guy and he's ready to end all of this."

But just as I finish saying that, the waiter picks up another pie. It's a huge banana cream pie. He's holding it in the palm of his hand and at the same time looks me square in the eye. Suddenly, an uneasy feeling comes over me. Immediately I go from feeling pleased to feeling completely worried.

The waiter raises the pie to throw it. My eyes open wide, and I swallow hard. The waiter smiles again.....and then turns his attention away from me, and back towards my dining companion. His smile suddenly looks sinister as he smashes the banana cream pie right into my friend's face!

The waiter then gives me a friendly smile, and winks his eye. I breathe a sigh of relief, as my friend wipes the banana cream pie from his eyes.

The waiter is still smiling as he watches my friend react to being hit with yet another pie.

While still smiling, the waiter suddenly, and without warning....... turns to me, grabs my shirt, and completely rips it off me!

Then he grabs my pants, and completely rips them off me!!

And before I can even react that I'm now only in my underwear in the middle of a restaurant, he rips THEM off me!!! My jaw drops as I realize I'm now, in literally a matter of seconds.... completely stripped down!

As I'm standing there in naked shock, the waiter picks up another huge banana cream pie and this time nails me right in the face. He then spins me around as he smashes a pie on my bare butt, and then spins me around again....and smashes a pie into my completely exposed crotch.

Finally, he smashes a pie on top of my head.

Then my friend walks over with a pie in his hand. I assume he's going to help me out of this situation and throw it in the face of the waiter. But instead, he lifts up my arm and smashes the pie into my armpit, and then repeats with the other arm!

So now I too am left standing there completely humiliated. I'm now as naked and covered in pie as the other two guys.

And that's when I, pretending to still have some dignity, stand upright and walk over to the dessert table. I pick up two pies and smash them into my friend's face. I then pick up two more and smash them in the waiter's face.

Feeling pleased, I smile......until four pies suddenly slam into my face. Two from the waiter and two from my friend.

After that it's an all out, three way naked pie fight, until at last all the pies are gone. Wiping pie and some crust from my eyes, I say "Well I guess this fight is FINALLY over."

And with that, they each pick up a glass of water, and throw it in my face.

And my friend and the waiter, now friends themselves, shake hands...... as I stand there shaking my head.

END