At this point, both my friend and the waiter have had their shirts ripped clean off them, and they both have whipped cream and pie shell falling from their faces. They are standing face to face, and I hope that since they both have now been equally humiliated, the fight has come to an end.

Instead, the waiter walks back over to the dessert table and picks up two pies! The waiter then walks back to my friend and smashes a pie on my friend's bare chest. My friend is about to react when the waiter smashes the second pie right on top of my friend's head.

I get up from the table and go over to my friend. I sternly tell him that this has gone on for long enough and that we have to leave. I'm hoping he'll be reasonable and agree, but instead he says "Oh, I'm just getting started!" and walks over to the dessert table. He picks up a pie, and lifts the waiters arm up and smashes the pie in the waiter's armpit. He then picks up a second pie, and repeats the same thing to the other armpit.

My friend then walks back to me and says "NOW we can leave."

But before we can, the waiter walks up behind my friend and says "Hey....I have some take home dessert for you." Foolishly, my friend turns around, and as he does, the waiter smashes two pies into my friend's head....one on each side.

And then, as my friend is wiping the pies off his head.....blinded by whipped cream, pudding, and pie crust.... the waiter grabs my friend's pants by the waist and rips them completely off him.

My friend barely has time to react to losing his pants, when the waiter grabs my friend's boxers by the waist, and rips THEM off too....leaving my friend completely naked in the middle of the restaurant!

At this point I realize there's nothing I can do to stop their fight, so I go back to the table and sit down.....with my head in my hands.

The waiter is extremely pleased with the complete and total humiliation my friend has endured. He turns and starts to walk away but my friend grabs the back of the waiter's pants making the waiter unable to move forward. My friend rips the waiter's pants AND underwear off and then smashes a pie onto the waiter's now completely exposed butt!

The waiter is frozen in shock and dismay....realizing that he too has now been stripped of the remainder of his clothes, and is horrified at the reality of the situation: that he is standing in the middle of his restaurant completely naked.

Furious, he slowly turns around to face my friend, but when he does so, my friend is waiting with another pie, which he smashes right on the waiter's naked crotch!

The waiter, pretending to have a small shred of dignity left, stands upright.....walks over to the dessert table, grabs a pie and smashes it into my friend's crotch as retaliation.

At this point pies are being smashed into faces, chests, crotches, butts, and at one point the waiter even smashes some pies into my friend's armpits!

It is now an all-out, completely naked pie war, right in the middle of a fancy restaurant!

End of Part 2