Agent C,

Your next mission: Take out the top agent of our rival agency. You know him: J-he completely eluded you from the last mission you were on, humiliating our agency and costing us our biggest client.

Because you were responsible for losing him, it will be your responsibility to get him back, or you will be forced to face even more dire consequences than you did when we found out about your blunder. If you think getting tied to a chair and getting pied by every agent and employee in our agency was humiliating, DON'T disappoint us, or you WILL get more humiliating pies in the face, AND, you will get burned.

Our intel has informed us that he has had his eye on you for quite some time, and follows you when he isn't on a mission with our enemy. Bring him back to headquarters, where we will use our famous technique of extracting information from him.

We're counting on you Agent C-HQ




DATE:5/26/16
MISSION STATEMENT:Meet J-let him think he's seduced you-then take him by surprise-or "cake" him by surprise! Then bring him back to HQ.
The mission seems easy enough-I remember J, how could I ever forget? He did elude our agency by such a narrow and clever get away, and I was used by him to do it. I had him cornered, or so I thought. He was very charming, it was difficult to stay focused, he distracted me by kissing me, damn good kisser. Then, without warning, he grabbed my wrists, wrestled them behind my back, then turned me around to the table behind us, and bent me over and shoved my face in a cake so I couldn't see him as he ran away from me. Headquarters was furious with me. So furious in fact, that they stripped me, tied me to a chair, and everyone in the agency pied me OVER and OVER again. 50 pies to the face! 50 more pies covered my body, I was completely naked, and completely pied, I had whipped cream in every crevice of my body. My face was so pied I was unrecognizable, my pussy was filled with cream, my ass had cream so deep between its cheeks, it took hours to shower myself off. Many photos were taken and put up on the office bulletin board. Now everyone laughs at me everyday! (TOP SECRET: Is it strange that I became completely aroused by it all and want to do it again?) Now, he is my responsibility since I let him escape, and I will stop at nothing to complete my mission to get him. To make sure I exact my revenge, I will let him have 100 pies to the face! Oh yes! He will be so covered and plastered by the time I'm done with him, he will be COMPLETELY unrecognizable! Oh this is a mission I am only too glad to accept! The hardest part of this mission, will be letting J touch me without turning to jelly. The man is smooth, incredibly good looking, and very clever. I am going to have a hard time staying focused, the kiss he gave me made me weak in the knees for a long time after, this is going to be a hard mission. I hope I don't fold, or just give in to his charms, I will never be able to recover if I do!
I have been signed into the hotel under an alias, and was given the room adjoining J's. The agency already has the room stocked with pies and cakes, and even some bonus buckets of gooey confections, oh I AM getting so excited! Now I have to find a way to get noticed by J-but I must act as though I am oblivious of him, that I am on an innocent little vacation, and not on a mission. So I have my micro-bikini ready for the pool side. Get a crowd of men around me, and see if that will be enough bait for the hook.

3:24pm-Pool side-My incredibly hot body has attracted the crowd I was hoping to, but I am not seeing J any where. In fact, I haven't seen him since I've been at the hotel. Better keep by the pool side, a smooth operator like him is always picking up some hot babe, and the pool side is the best place for him to cruise, I'm sure he'll be here soon.




4pm-Pool Side-Well, he found me before I could find him. I was standing by the pool, talking with a group of men (flirting rather), when all at once, a man came out of the water, grabbed my leg, and pulled me in. He wrapped his arms around me and was holding me tightly at first under the water, I could feel his hard cock pressing into my ass. He definitely copped a feel on both breasts which actually turned me on, but then he ripped my top off and swam away with it! I would have swum after him, but I was beginning to run out of air and had to surface so I didn't drown. I came up for air, but when I looked around, the pool was so crowded, that I couldn't find him, he had completely disappeared. Dammit!! I knew he was clever, I had to ask a nice man to hand me my towel to get out of the water, ooh, I will get him.

5:30pm-Restaurant-Of course he would be coming to the restaurant that evening for his meal, he had to have picked up a couple of women by now. After all, he is the man that James Bond was modeled after! I'm dressed as seductively as possible, a VERY short and tight easy-to-remove dress. One zipper up the front, zipped up so low you could almost see my navel. That ought to get his attention! I am trying to think of a way to get to talk with him, I have to be as clever as possible, or he will get me before I get him! He should be here any minute.

6pm-J strikes again! Sitting at my table, looking and waiting, a waiter walks up with slice of cake in his hands. I wasn't sure what to expect, the waiter said "Excuse me madam, but there is a gentleman at the bar, who ordered this dessert for you, he said to tell you 'this one you can eat'." I stared at the large slice of gooey frosted cake, feeling my cheeks grow hot, he was not only clever, he was arrogant! I looked toward the bar, but he was not in sight. I looked frantically all over the restaurant but to no avail. Who sent this?!! Where is the man who told you to do this?!! the waiter turned toward the bar, but said, I'm sorry ma'am, but he must have gone, I don't see him. Damn! He IS clever! "Um, th-thank you!" I stuttered. The waiter set the cake down on the table and left. I sat for a few moments staring at that cake, oh how I began to think about that kiss, what an incredible kiss! And him bending me over that table and shoving my face in the cake, my face covered in white gooey frosting, bits of cake stuck to me. My breasts were covered too, it was a large cake. I was covered from face to tits! It really was the biggest turn on. Him taking control of me like that, no man has ever taken me by surprise like that. Oh god it makes me so wet, my pussy so swollen when I think about his bulging cock getting so hard and poking me from behind. He definitely enjoyed it! And I just couldn't deny it anymore, I LOVED getting cake all over me! Oh god it was hard not to touch myself, covered in frosting, it felt amazing on my body! I suddenly realized that I was letting him get away while I sat and fantasized about him. I quickly paid and hastily left for my room.

7pm-Hallway leading to my room-As I was opening the door to my room, I suddenly heard a voice behind me, it was definitely J! "Turning in so soon?" he said. I shut the door quickly so he couldn't see the arsenal I had prepared for him, and turned around. There he was, his handsome face staring at me, smirking. He was so calm and collected, leaning against the wall with his arms folded over his chest, looking me up and down. "You didn't even eat your dessert, I was hoping you were going to, it would have given me a good excuse to start a conversation with you." My mouth was agape, I was completely taken by surprise, AGAIN. "Oh? Well, I'm disappointed then, I would have loved to have shared that cake with you, all over your face! Agent J chuckled a little to himself, and then stepped closer to me, placing his hands on either side of me, my knees began to buckle a little. Oh believe me, I plan to have my cake, and eat it too, right off your body! You really do take the cake, by the way, you're incredibly attractive with frosting all over your face! I was excited by the thought of him liking me covered in cake. I couldn't help imagining him eating it off my body. I had to stay focused, keep my cool, he's too good at distracting me! I put my hands up against his muscular chest and pushed against him, Oh you're good! You certainly know how to flatter a woman Agent J, brilliant tactic! But I don't doubt for one second you put something in that cake!" I was trying to maintain my cool, but damn it was hard. "Agent C! You surprise me! I wouldn't ever expect it to be that easy to get one over on you, and besides, I wouldn't get a chance to seduce you then. It's far more fun to tease you knowing that you want me as badly as I want you." I became indignant. How could he even tell I wanted him?! His arrogance got me immediately hot under the collar. I never wanted to smash a pie in someone's face as badly as I did that moment! "And just WHAT makes you think I want you?!" I tried to keep my pride, but he knew what he was doing, far better than I ever did. He smiled at me, as though he were truly amused, "Oh, I don't know, maybe this-" and with that, he wrapped his arms around me, and kissed me passionately. Oh god I was immediately intoxicated, completely putty in his arms, weak in the knees. Damn his kissable lips and warm embrace! His hands on my skin began to drive me wild. I was getting so lost in the kiss, I had to do something or I would never complete my mission. I couldn't help moaning a little, but then I pushed him away and holding him at arms length I said, "Ok! You got me! It's too hard to resist you, I do want you! I tell you what, I will meet you in my room, in an hour, bring some wine, we'll have a great time!" Agent J was far too smart to be seduced by me. He looked at me suspiciously. "Oh? You're going to show me a good time, huh? Well, I wonder what you've got planned?" He kissed me again, then pulled away from me and said, "I'll be right over in an hour, only you'd better order champagne instead, this will be a night to celebrate!" with that he patted me on the ass and walked over to his door, went into his room, and shut the door. I narrowed my eyes at him, ooh! He was so smug!

8pm-My Room-I had my plan in place. I was going to make the room pitch black dark, open the door and beckon him in with my voice. Once he was inside, come up from behind and restrain him with rope, then, tie him up. Once he was restrained, cover him with pies!! This was going to be so much fun for me to exact my revenge on him! I was getting excited in more ways than one, I couldn't wait to see his face covered in pie. It made me so wet to think about, made me incredibly aroused to imagine smearing pie all over his face and body. Oh god I actually wanted to eat it off of him! Maybe the agency doesn't have to know about it if I do. If he tries to say that I did, I could just say he's lying! And oh, once he is covered with pie, I will take many, many pictures of it! This, is going to be epic! I waited for Agent J to knock on the door adjoining our rooms. At 5 minutes after, he did. My room was pitch dark, I opened the door to his room, expecting there to be light coming from his room, but it was pitch dark as well! I was confused, Agent J? Are you there? I called out into the darkness. Suddenly, without warning, I felt something fluffy and sticky hit me in the face, I got pied! The crust was stuck to me, my hands were in the air, I was in shock! Oh! Oh! What?! I started to clear my face, but then he grabbed me from behind and wrestled my hands behind my back, restraining my wrists with one hand and wrapping his other arm around my body. His cock was hard, poking me in the ass. I tried to struggle against his strong grip, but to no avail! Let go of me! You bastard! How dare you?! Ooh! He reached over and turned on a lamp, and walked me to a chair and set a pie down in it, then sat me down on the pie and started to tie me to the chair. My entire 100 pie arsenal was laid out on both the beds in the room. Damn! He was too good! I should have known he would have figured out my plan! I was furious, fuming, completely turned on and aroused! I leaned my head back in the chair, completely pied, I felt so defeated. I was wearing a dress that zipped entirely up the front, no underwear, one zip and I was full frontal nudity. He was smiling a large, smug smile, that bastard! Oh Agent C! Look at you! You should be more careful, you walked right into my trap, AND that pie! Ohoho! That was brilliant, really, you took that pie perfectly! Right in the face, right on target! Hahahaha! He was having so much fun taunting me. All I could do was nod my head in agreement. Yep! Yep, you got me alright! So, now that you have me, what are you going to do to me? I started shaking the pie off my face. Agent J just smiled down at me, his hands were in his pockets. Now, now, there are rules Agent C, and you must follow these rules, or I will be forced to punish you! Now, Rule #1, is that I will be the one to ask the questions! So, I must punish you. And with that, he picked up a pie off the bed, and smashed it right in my face, the crust falling all over my chest and into my lap. I was creamed, all over the front of me. MMmmmph! was all I could say. Oh! Oh! was the only other thing I could say. I was incredibly aroused! I began to get so wet, my pussy was swelling, I was very much enjoying getting a pie in the face! Now! Look at you! See what you made me do? Now, you were planning on using all of these pies on ME, weren't you? I shook the pie from my face as best as possible, and trying to look as dignified as possible, I refused to speak. I stared forward, not making eye contact with him. He clicked his tongue at me. Tisk, tisk, tisk, Agent C! You are intent on breaking the rules! Rule #2, you are required to answer all my questions, or you will be punished! So, I'm afraid I will have to punish you again! he picked up another pie, and, thinking I was getting this one to the face, I held my head high, so as to show no fear. But he then unzipped my dress, revealing my naked body to him. He stood back a little, his face lighting up at the sight of me. He was distracted! I realized at that moment, I could strike, he hadn't restrained my legs! I made a quick move. I'm so glad you like what you SEE! with that I kicked up high enough that I kicked the pie in his hands up, forcing him to pie himself in the face. He stood with his hands pressing the pie into his face, cream and crust falling all down his body. His cock so hard it was almost poking through his pants. He really enjoyed that! AHA! HAHAHAHA! I laughed hard, oh I finally got him! He slowly pulled the pie tin away from his face, revealing a creamed mess. Oh! It was brilliant! He looked so handsome, STILL, even with pie all over him, oh god I wanted him! He nodded his head in approval. Oh, my, god! Look at what you've done! Go ahead and laugh! Because that will now, get you the more severe punishment! I was going to take it easy on you before, but now, now you are really going to get it! He picked up two pies and sandwiched them on either side of my head. I was engulfed in pie! The cream and crust was now dripping down the naked front of me, landing in my lap. He then picked up another two pies and shoved them into each of my breasts, swirling them around. He then spread my legs apart, and took another pie and smushed it into my pussy. OH! OH MY GOD! I muffled through the mound of pie covering my face. He then continued to pick up pie and after pie and hit me with them, in the face, in my breasts, in my pussy, it was a constant barrage of pies. I was so covered with pie I was unrecognizable. He then put his hand under my chin and forced my face upwards, he cleared my eyes and stared down at me. He bent down and started to kiss me, pieing himself as he did. He kissed me passionately, and then, he started to kiss down my neck, sucking and kissing, down to my breasts, licking and sucking my nipples, down my stomach, all the way to my pussy, and began to lick and suck the pie out of my pussy, causing me to cry out in extreme ecstasy. He then looked up at me, his face covered in pie, he stood up slowly. He untied the restraints and pulled me to him, restraining my hands behind my back. He kissed me again, and then he turned me around and shoved me down on the bed, into the pies that were left. He unbuttoned his pants and pulled out his cock, entering me from behind, and he began to fuck me so good. I was completely aroused, completely lusting for him, I was absolutely in ecstasy. I was moaning and crying out, he was too, we fucked for an hour before we both came, my face constantly getting shoved into a pie with every thrust. Once we both came, he stood me up and then picked me up, holding me in his arms, we kissed again, then he took us into the shower, to wash off.