When we last saw Sal, she was walking home dripping custard and soup down her legs.
Now here is the promised 2nd chapter...................................................................


SWITCH WRITERS.Clownsnap Takes up the story. Chapter two: -


........Sal had only walked 100 yards down the road, when a car pulled up alongside her. Looking round as the window of the black Range Rover slid down she recognizes the face behind the wheel. Get in, you can't walk home in that mess he said, as he opened the door, Sally was reluctant at first, mainly because she was so messy, but Mr Clown insisted!

Sally got in and sat in the leather covered passenger seat, she felt the custard starting to ooze from her panties as she slipped and bumped all over the seat. Custard was running down her legs and onto the carpets. Mr Clown looked a bit pissed off, but also seemed to enjoy seeing Sal slip and slide around as he cornered. You can dam well clean this car when we get back to my place joked Mr Clown. Your place? Exclaimed a bemused Sal, that's what I said, I reckon you might need a job now that you have been sacked from the waitressing, and I have got just the job in mind!

The Land Rover drove up towards Mr Clowns house through the huge electric gates. Sally remembered her thoughts of him being loaded....expensive boxers, lovely top of the range Land Rover, electric gates, it was all coming together now.

This man was loaded and Sally was even more impressed when they turned the corner of his long drive to see such a huge house. Wow said Sal that is gorgeous! You will be surprised what you can earn through WAM said Mr Clown, WAM? Replied Sal, Her mind racing to think what WAM could mean.

As the two of them got out if the car Sal could see that there were wad loads of custard left on her seat....Ops She said, sorry about that, not to worry replied Mr Clown, you had better get used to getting covered in all sorts of messy substances, because you are going to become a WAM model for a slapstick film I am shooting later today, you see, that's my job I am a WAM film producer....and WAM stands for wet and messy.

Sally smiled, she was not too sure about the whole film idea, but she did feel a slight kick of horny excitement as she recalled just how turned on she was when the custard was cascading down the inside of her black underwear . Mmnn this might be fun!

After entering the house Mr Clown introduced Himself as Ad, and explained that Mr Clown was a stage name that he had taken when he was acting in slapstick films a few years earlier. Now we best get you cleaned up Sally, you can use the shower in the studio at the side of the house, I will get you some clean clothes and a towel said Ad. As Sal walked toward the large building at the side of the house, she gave little thought to what she was letting herself in for. She was still turned on by the thought of getting covered in Goo!

She opened the door and shower cubicle was directly in front of her. Sal took her soup covered blouse off and then peeled down her custard covered skirt. Standing only in her bra and knickers she undid the bra and then she pulled her knickers away from her waist. Custard was still dripping from her shaved pubes and Sal could not resist gently rubbing the whole area slowly massaging the cold custard between her warm legs....Wow exclaimed Sal, realizing she was going to enjoy this experience as she continued to gently stroke herself.

In the shower the lovely warm water washed all over her messed up body, she placed a huge dollop of shower gel onto a sponge, and slowly started to create a white creamy lather all over her boobs. She loved the feel of the warm foam running down her chest and between V of her legs, Shuddering in excitement as the sponge brushes over her breasts leaving a foamy cascade running over her body. Mmnn I am going to enjoy the getting clean just as much as the getting messy.............

SWITCH WRITERSSally continues.......


..Oh Oh Oh Oh Sally was panting hard as her fingers rubbed and caressed at her engorged clit, she was teetering on the very edge of her orgasm, closing her eyes as the familiar warmth started to flood her body when Knock Knock said Ad in a loud stage whisper, he pushed open the bathroom door and walked in without waiting to be invited.

AD! Shrieked Sal, cant a girl get any privacy when shes in the shower. Ad gawped open mouthed as he caught sight of Sal in all her naked glory. He smiled as Sally coyly tried to cover her charms from his lustful glaze with her hands.

I er erm I brought you a clean change of clothes, said Ad trying to delay his departure for as long as possible, and anyway, he added if you are going to accept my offer of a job then I dont think there should be any secrets between us. Sally was thoughtful for a moment and considered her lot in life.

Ok first the negatives. Yes, she had lost her job. Yes, her boyfriend had fucked off to Greece with his football mates without warning. Yes, her sex life was already dead from the waist down thanks to her boyfriends excessive drinking.

Sally now considered the positives. Ad was not bad looking, Ad was obviously loaded, and she could certainly do with a steady and wealthy influence in her life right now. For the first time in ages a man had made her smile, he was cheeky, he was sexy, OK decision made!

I will seriously consider your job offer Ad she told him, I have a question though, how long will it take to complete the film? Ad looked at her, and decided he liked what he saw, he knew his production staff could turn around a WAM film in a few hours, but Ad was looking for excuses to get to know Sally better, and with a perfect poker face replied, oh about three or four days, and of course you are more than welcome to stay here in my house as my guest, as you can see I have plenty of room.

I assume you want to ring home and explain about your job. No its OK said Sal, my boyfriend couldnt give a shit where I am, and I dont give a shit about him anymore!

Ad smiled and nodded thoughtfully, and placed the clothes for her on the chair next to the shower. He picked up Sallys own messy clothes off the floor, saying he would have them cleaned. Turning on his heels he walked out and shut the door. Sally thought to herself what a gentleman Ad was for not trying to take advantage of her, most of her now ex-boyfriends mates would have tried it on, given the same circumstances.

Sally finished her shower, and dried herself on the big fluffy towels Ad had provided. She eyed up the clothes he selected for her, and was taken aback by his choices. Ad had chosen her a pair of perfect fitting black lacy panties and black self-supporting stockings, complimented with a light white summer dress. There was no bra, but as she slipped the dress on it was obvious. The dress had a deep V cut down to her navel, her boobs although not huge filled the dress impressively, a bra would have totally ruined the look.

Stepping out from the bathroom, she met Ad, who wolf whistled at her saying she looked fantastic. He asked her in for a drink. Sipping on her vodka, Sally asked Ad how much money she might earn if she did agree to be in the film. Ad replied that he paid his actresses £100 per day.

Sally was shocked as the restaurant was just £6.00 an hour. She considered the money for a second, before blurting out YES she would do it. So what part will I play asked Sal? Well Ad replied, we are filming a remake of The Great Race verses Bugsy Malone Oh thats nice replied Sal, who had obviously never heard of either film.

Come Sal, I will show you round our production area. Sally got up and followed Ad outside, just round the back of his house was two huge barns, and from within she could hear a lot of commotion. Opening the door Ad invited her in, inside there was camera equipment and lights everywhere. A couple of guys were looking at a monitor of some footage that had already been shot.

Sally stared open mouthed as a whole bunch of young attractive girls had custard pies thrown at them. Suddenly she was brought down to earth by Ad telling her that she would now need to screen test, as this allowed the techies to balance the lighting and sound, well alright then, Sally replied.
Just stand there Miss, said a young boy who looked no older then 16, as he held a light meter to her face, and called out the numbers to the cameraman. Ad stood by the monitor looking at Sals face in close up framed perfectly by his cameraman. Ad called out: Lights Camera ACTION ............

SWITCH WRITERS..Clownsnap now has control....

......On the word action Sal felt a cold dollop of something land with a PLOP on the top of her head. It slowly cascaded down her recently shampooed hair, over her forehead and face and then down her neck. Sal shrieked with surprise, it was not until some of it reached her lips, that she could taste that the gunge like substance was actually very thick custard.

You bastard cried Sal, half laughing and half serious, as the custard continued to fall and run down her face and into her visibly exposed cleavage. The v neck dress acted like a funnel, and channeled the cold custard slowly down between her quivering breasts. Hurry, another couple of buckets yelled Ad to his assistant. Sally wanted to say no, but she realized that she was actually enjoying the whole experience, and the feel of the cold thick custard running down her body was just too good to say no to!

Sally could see the young lad perched up on a ladder just above her head was beginning to show an outline of an erection as his groin was level with her eyes. Then she felt that cold gloopy feel as more custard was tipped over her. As it started to make its way over her blonde hair and down her face, she heard Ad say to one of the production team that this girl was a natural, Sally found that surprisingly horny. She shivered in excitement as the custard found its way down the small of her back, and gathered just above her tight black knickers.

Sally cleared her eyes and parted her matted hair from her face. She could now see that Ad was also enjoying himself judging by the bulge that had grown in his trousers, and looking round at the watching crew, he was not the only one.

Right I think you have passed the gunge test said Ad, smiling at Sal. I think we need to test you on the pies. Pies shrieked Sal! In fake horror, she was already expecting that she was going to be well pied in this new job.

Come with me said Ad, Sal followed him to another part of the studio where the six bikini clad girls had just stopped filming their pie in the face skit. She looked at the girls and felt a sexy warm arousing feel. Wow, these girls look gorgeous with their hair, faces and fantastic bodies all covered in fresh whipped cream and custard thought Sally, but will I look as good?

Meet Sophie, said Ad, as they walked over to one of the pied girls, Sophie looked at Sal and smiled, hey you are a real stunner, Sally blushed and smiled back at Sophie. Sally could feel the custard starting to harden on her body, and looked above her head checking that there were no buckets of gunge waiting to be poured over her, Ad sensing Sal's apprehension, gave Sophie a knowing look, and she took Sal's hand and lead her over to a table that contained 12 large custard pies, these are for you laughed Sophie, as she called the other five scantily clad girls over.

Sally had resigned herself to being pied, but not by so many girls, and with such huge pies! A camera was brought over and the film crew started to assess the light and camera shots. Ad sidled up to Sal and whispered in her ear, this is for the cheesecake that you pushed in my face earlier. His hand, invisible to all but Sally, gently stroked up and down her mound, and then he gently but deliberately slid his hand round onto her firm buttocks. He massaged the last trace of custard into her skin before giving her bum a cheeky soft sexy squeeze. Jesus thought Sal, this is so bloody horny, and she felt a huge twinge of sexual flush rush through her body.

The production manager placed three girls either side of Sal, and positioned the trolley to the front of the group. Right I want each girl to pick up two custard pies and then I want you each in turn to pie Sallys face, but remember girls, be gently with her as she is still a pie virgin, the girls laughed.

Sally clasped her hands in front of her waist, as she watched each stunning girl pick up a creamy pie from the trolley. Is it too late to turn back? She asked Ad....err sorry Hun, we have set everything up, and you did say you wanted this screen test didnt you?

Sally nodded and looked at the beauties holding the delightful cream pies. Mmnn I am glad there is no turning back thought Sal, feeling another massive horny adrenalin rush go through her body................

SWITCH WRITERS..Sally gets her fingers back on the keys........

.. Sal was already positioned on the large X on the floor that the cameraman, Mike had already marked. He spoke softly to Sal, and told her to try not flinch, to relax and not to tense up, or shut her eyes too early in the shot. Sal nodded trying to take on board Mikes advice. His parting comment was to tell her to remain on the X no matter what!

Standby Crew and ACTION, called Ad.

Starting with Sophie, the first pie was slapped hard into Sals face. It exploded into a creamy mess that obliterated her features. Sally licked her lips and noted it tasted of toffee cream. SPLAT! Sophies second pie hit the back of Sals head, covering her hair completely. Cream was dripping down her white dress when she heard the cameraman shout SHIT, CUT! CUT! CUT!

Ad found it difficult to tear his eyes away from the creamy mess before him, but he knew time was money, so turning to Mike the cameraman Ad asked what the problem was. She heard the men exchange a few swear words, and then heard Mike said he had found the problem. Meanwhile she was stood wondering what to do when suddenly Ad shouted to his production assistant to clean Sally up ready for another take. Sally held out her arms expecting a fluffy towel to be handed to her. Instead she was hit by two full buckets of water.

The cold water cooled her ardor and washed off most of the cream at the same time. Opening her eyes she saw the girls had moved aside, avoiding her sudden drenching. FRESH PIES, yelled Ad, and another of his lackeys run over with two further fresh pies and handed them to Sophie. Mike dabbed her face with a paper towel. A makeup girl appeared and re-applied some fresh lipstick to Sallys cherry lips.

And ACTIONfor the second time in minutes Sophies pies both hit the mark. Sally remembered Mikes advice and remained rooted to the spot. SPLAT SPLAT, Sophie s two pies hit her, and Sally noted these were both strawberry flavored.

WHUMP!, another pie this time aimed at her boobs, it disintegrated over her dress, and covered the exposed flesh of her body through the dress. Her nipples stiffened by the cold water and proudly prominent through the wet dress became engulfed in cream and invisible again to Ads excited stare.

SPLAT! the next pie hit Sallys bottom and she felt the cold content sliding down her legs. Sally was good to her word and stood her ground as the remaining pies were delivered to her body by the girls with expert aim.

OK thats a WRAP. Ads voice boomed out. Sally remained rooted to the spot until she was told she could move.

Right Sally, said Ad, we are just going to test our new computer controlled delivery system now, so stay where you are please. Sally nodded unable to see. CLEAN UP yelled Ad, and Sally stood ridged as another two buckets of water engulfed her. Sally could see Ad talking to another technician, who handed Ad an Ipad.

ACTION Ad cried, Sal looked at Ad expectantly not knowing what was going to happen, she saw add press something on the Ipad, and the seconds later, she felt a rush of baked beans being delivered on her hair. Sally looked up expecting to see the young lad on his ladder. Instead she saw the outlet of a wide tube that was disgorging baked beans at an alarming rate. Her face became bean logged, and her white dress was soaked in orange bean juice.

Ad pressed another button, and the beans ceased only to be replaced by a steady flow of runny chocolate sauce, it added to the beans on Sals hair, and turned her pretty face a chocolate brown colour. OK Ad replied, CUT. Sally heard Ad congratulate the techie on his latest toy, and then pressed a final button on the Ipad. Sally was hit by at least five gallons of cold water that helped wash away most of the mess on her.

Sal, how did it go, said Ad. Fine, Sal spluttered trying to catch her breath. She had cleared her eyes, and could now see at least ten stagehands all watching her screen test with obvious bulges in their trousers. Can I go get dry now Ad, Sally asked? Yeah in a minute, he replied we just need to confirm some things with you before we can offer you the part.

Shivering slightly Sal joined Ad and Mike by the monitors, they were watching the recording in super slow motion, and Ad was very pleased with the way Sal kept her eyes open, and the way the cream exploded in all directions.

So Sally, Ad started, we liked your screen test, we liked it very much. Sally already knew that from the tent pole in Ads jeans. But Mike has reminded me of one fact. Oh whats that? Sal inquired.
Well Ad replied you remember Sandra Brown? Yes Sal said. Well she is, er well she does, erm. Mike cut in Sandra is a well-established actress you see! Oh Said Sal, is that a problem? NO NO both men shouted back in unison.

Ad finally blurted out that Sandra was to be hired for a few naked Wam scenes and a final sex scene with the male lead. Oh! Exclaimed Sally, Oh Im not sure about that? Look said Ad, what if we give you £150 a day? At least consider it. Sal desperate for cash was indeed considering Ads offer.

Look Sally we have finished the screen test for today, let me cook you dinner tonight, and we can talk it over. Of course if you agree, we will have to arrange to bus in the film extras for tomorrows scene Extra's? How many, asked Sal? Oh I think we have 24 girls booked and about 12 men. It's is a big scene, its a mother of a pie and messy cream fight, and you need a lot of actors and actresses to make it look authentic, said Ad.

Sally agreed to discuss it with Ad over dinner, and walked back to his house to shower, Ad again managed to burst into the bathroom as Sally showered, except this time he kept his eyes glued on Sallys firm bottom as she showered with her back to him. He placed her fresh clothes on the chair and said to meet him in the kitchen when she was ready

SWITCH WRITTERS......................................Clownsnap closes our second chapter......

......Sally rinsed off the remains of the foamy shampoo from her hair, wiped down her face, and stepped out the shower, as she did Sal noticed the clothes that Ad had placed on the chair for her, and after drying herself off, she stood naked on the bath mat shivering slightly from the cold draft of air that blew gently through the open bathroom door.

Right I had better get these clothes on thought Sal, as she steps into the white lace knickers that Ad had left out for her. Sally pulled the knickers up over her knees and bum. Mmnn, she thought, as her own hands gently ran over her body, I just love the feel of fine lace.

She put on the matching bra that Ad had left for her and turning Sal caught a reflection of herself in the steamed up mirror. Wiping away the steam, she could see her body, looking firm and pert in the gorgeous sexy underwear this gorgeous and generous man had provided. Sally liked what she saw in the mirror and stated to run her hands slowly over her body, easy girl thought Sal, don't get yourself to excited!

She put the pleated tartan skirt on next. It was short, so short she could see her lacy backside reflected in the big mirror as she leans forward. Next she put on the white silky satin blouse. Sally buttoned it up and as she did she couldnt help but notice how firm her boobs and nipples had grown thanks mostly to the feel of the fine silk material next to her warm soft skin.

After adding a little make up and brushing her hair, Sally took one final look in the mirror. Hey girl you scrub up well especially considering I was covered in custard pies an hour ago, smiled Sally to herself.
Sally entered the main house, and Ad greeted her by the kitchen door, come in and see what you think He said pointing into the kitchen, as Sal entered she recognized the smell instantly. Mmnn, Spaghetti bolognese, how did he know that was my favorite? Or was it just coincidence.

As Ad stirred the bolognese sauce, Sal noticed that he was beginning to sport a large bulge in his tight fitting Levis, she smiled at him, and realizing that Sal had noticed his erection, Ad walked over to her, gently lifting her hair away from her ear I always get turned on when I cook, especially spaghetti, beans, soup, gravy, custard and thick whipped cream. His sexy whisper sent a shudder of excitement down Sals spine, and she felt her nipples hardening again, Jesus this man is so hot! As Ad moved back over to the cooker to plate up their supper, Sallys mind was in overdrive, control yourself girl and get a grip, a firm grip!

The couple sat down by the kitchen table, and started to eat, Sal had been quietly thinking, and finally plucked up the courage to ask Ad if he was in the slapstick wet and messy game purely for the financial gain, or did he actually gain any sexual pleasure from seeing beautiful looking women getting covered in messy substances and creamy pies?

Ad considered his reply a while, and looking Sal in the eye, smiled and nodded YEP! I love to see women pied and covered in Goo the messier the better for me, nodded Ad and you are a real natural, pointing to the somewhat gob smacked Sal.

Things were starting to fall into place thought Sal, as another twinge of excitement raced through her. Wow I am so glad he loves getting women messed up she thought. I have never ever felt quite so horny before, and then it dawned on her that she still had another 3 days of pie and gunge fun, and all being set up by this gorgeous wonderful man, who she was quickly falling for, massively!

After dinner Ad cleared away the dishes, walked over to the large fridge, and took out the biggest strawberry trifle Sal had ever seen, and he placed it in the middle of the table. Ad grinned, do you fancy dessert? Sallys heart raced, as conflicting thoughts flooded her brain she watched fascinated as Ad picked the trifle up and held it a few inches from her face, can you smell that lovely fresh cream he said. Sally nodded in certain secret hope that the creamy delight was heading for her.

Sal desperately tried to resist saying anything, but she could not help herself. Do it! Please do it whispered Sal, as another surge of sexual desire ran through her. Ad motioned Sally to stand, and she obeyed but instead of pushing the trifle in her face as she expected, he scooped his little finger into the creamy topping, and smeared it slowly and sensually onto Sal's full red lips, moving slowly ever closer, their two lips met and their tongues started exploring each other with passion. Sally was completely lost in the moment as Ad's hands slowly ran over the outline of her rear, patting stoking and squeezing it with his big powerful hands.

Can I play the lead role whispered Sal while gently kissing his neck with her creamy lips, and stroking his growing bulge in his jeans. Oh yes you can have the lead, but you will have to share it with Sandra whispered Ad, now that should get a reaction he thought, and boy was he was right!...................

End of Chapter Two...........

Will Sally Slap Ad's Face or will she agree to the scene........ Only one way to find out.... Next week.
Sally..xxx