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Meeting the Neighbor Part 1
Story by Messyflyboyx
Posted 10/15/18     1539 views
Meeting the Neighbor

It was your first day off from work in six days and as you laid in bed all you could think of was what you had planned for later. You got up took a shower and went to see what you needed from the market. After getting dress in a pair of shorts and a simple shirt, you grabbed your list and went off to the market.

After getting everything on the list which had pies, cakes, eggs, maple syrup, olive oil, chocolate sauce, cans of spray cream, tins of beans and cake mix. You got so much that you had five bags full. When you returned back to your apartment you were lucky that there was a spot right outside your place. The only draw- back was that you lived on the third floor. That's when you noticed your next door neighbor come out of her apartment. As Lisa walked down the stairs it was clear that she was going out running. She had on a sports bra and a pair of running shorts. You exchanged hellos and she asked you if you needed help. Nervous that she was going to ask you what were all these bags for, you first said no. Lisa returned by saying "don't be stupid and put her hands out for a bag. As you handed her two bags, you grabbed the last three. After locking up the car both of you walked up all three flights of stairs. As you got to the top, you said well that's my work-out of the day and Lisa just laughed. Once you got to your front door you told Lisa that she can leave the bags there and you would come back for them. She said don't be silly I can walk them in. As both of you got to the kitchen the question finally came. No knowing how she would react, you just said that you had a desert party. She then asked what the five cans of beans for. With that you were caught. This was the first time you meet your neighbor and you were about to confess to her about your dirty little secret. You put you head down and started to tell her what everything was really for. As you explained that you enjoyed covering yourself in food, Lisa just stood there looking confused. She then said that she didn't understand and wanted you to explain more. Not knowing how else to explain it, you asked her if she wanted to see a-little bit of it, thinking that you would pie yourself or dump a can of beans over your head just to give her a peak. What she said next took you by surprise. She said that she would love to watch you use everything.

Jackpot.....that's all you could think. You asked her if she would pull out all the stuff out of the bags while you would setup the kitchen. You went back to your room to get the large plastic sheets and the white lawn chair off the deck. After you finish setting up, you told her that if she didn't want anything on her that it would be best to watch from the bar stools which were just outside the kitchen. Lisa asked you if you were going to get naked or at-least down to your underwear so your clothes would not get messy. You told her that getting your clothes messy too was part of the fun. You also said that you also like getting tied up and having someone else get you messy but since you told her that you would show her how you get messy that she would not be tied up. Lisa said don't be silly, if you want to be tied up that she would tie you up and you just tell her what to do. You said that would be perfect and ran off to your bedroom for the rope. As you returned Lisa was standing next to the chair waiting. As you sat down, you told Lisa to tie you to the chair and no matter how much you begged her to let you go, don't. She tied her to the chair and as you wiggled around you noticed that she had tied you up really good. You said that she can start with anything she wanted. She grabbed the Boston cream cake and asked you what to do with it. You told her that it would be good item for sitting in. She smiled and walked over told you to pick up your butt. As you did she placed the cake and you slowly lowered yourself onto it telling her to watch how it oozing out and all over her butt. She watched and said it must feel really good. You told her that it was one of your favorite things to do.
She then grabbed one of the two dozen of eggs. You told her that those could be used anywhere. On top of the head, inside shirts or in your panties were the best places. She said that's three places and 12 eggs would mean four for each place. She started cracking eggs over your head before you could even respond. You sat there egg now coming down your face cake on your ass thinking that she might be enjoying getting you messy. Next thing you know is that she had put four eggs inside your shirt just above your breasts and was trying to crack them thru the shirt. She finally cracked the first one and this made jump. One by one she cracked the rest. You could feel the egg soaking into your bra and your shirt with a little bit covering your belly button. As Lisa was about to do the same to your panties, you told her that it would be better if she cracked them first and drop them in. Lisa responded by saying that she might see you. You told her that we are both ladies, so it was no big deal. Before I could finish she had the first egg cracked and inside my panties. This caused my jump again but this time it also cause so cream to shoot out from under my ass. Lisa quick dropped the last three in. I could feel the yolks hadn't broken so I wiggled and open and closed my legs to help break them. It worked. While you were doing this, Lisa grabbed the jar of olive oil and was behind you ready to pour it all over your chest. She did a slow pour the whole jar soaking the rest of your shirt making it completely see thru. I told her that I wanted the cream next.

She grabbed one of the cans and you instructed her to insert the tip inside your panties and spray letting it to full up. After the can was finished Lisa gave you a pat as if she knew what she was doing. She went and grabbed two cans of beans and you told her to pick a clean part and use it there. She picked your head and dumped both cans at once. There was so many beans that not only did it cover you head but it also pooled up on your lap. Lisa said that your face was too clean and decided that you needed a chocolate cream pie. She grabbed it and threw it square at your face. It hit you with such a force that cream and chocolate went everywhere. While I was recovering from the pie I noticed that my legs and arms were free. As soon as your eyes were clear enough to see, you saw Lisa standing there with her arms out like she was helping you up.

Not knowing what she had in mind you went along. As she helped you up, she turned around grabbed the strawberry short cake and handed it to you. As you took it from her and was about to use it on yourself when Lisa grabbed you and helped to take a step to the side. After she did this she grabbed the cake back from you and placed it on the chair. Then to your surprise she sat down on it. She did this slowly and perfectly getting all the cream and berries to smash against her ass. As she sat there she said, do you think that you are the only one who likes to get messy. Now return the messing. You stood there with your mouth open thinking that you couldn't believe that you are about to mess up you next door neighbor after meeting her for the first time. So you quick looked over what was left. You started out giving her the same egg treatment that she gave you. Four eggs over her head, four eggs inside her sports bra, and four eggs inside her white panties. Next you grabbed the maple syrup and poured the whole thing inside her sports bra. Because of how think the syrup was and that the sports bra made a good seal, very little leaked out. Lisa could feel this and gave you a quick shake of her boobs. As she did
this you could hear the syrup slosh around. Next you grabbed two cans of beans and gave her the same treatment to her hair as she did to yours. After the tins were empty, you gave her head a message getting the beans everywhere in her blonde hair. With the last can of beans, you told her to stand up. You got behind Lisa, pulled out the waistband of both her shorts and panties and dumped it over her ass. Her panties held most of it but you noticed some trickling down her legs. Telling her to keep standing, you went and grabbed the jar of chocolate sauce and emptied it down the front of her panties. After it finished, you stood alongside of her and messaged both the front and back of her panties and shorts making sure that the eggs, beans and chocolate went everywhere. After you were done, you told her that her face was too clean and needed a good pieing. Grabbing the cherry cream pie, you threw it with all you force square at her face. Pie went everywhere and before she could clear her eyes you poured the last item, the cake mix, over her head. There was so much mix that it completely covers Lisa from head to toe.

As you stood back to give Lisa a good look over, she asked if you had any more food. You told her sorry but that was it. As you were saying this you thought that you were going to like having Lisa as a neighbor. Lisa said that she wasn't done and that you must have had something else. She stood up walked over to the fridge, and opened both the top and bottom. Lisa turned around and said what do you mean you don't have any more food. There's plenty of stuff we could use. You were puzzled about what she was talking about and walked over to her. As you got there she reached in the freezer and pulled out an orange flavor popsicle. Not knowing what she had in mind for that, you asked what's that for. Lisa said you never used a popsicle durning your little sessions. Still a little confused said no. Lisa said there one thing that its good for and said are you ready for the most enjoyable experience you will ever have. With that you wanted to know what she was talking about, so you said yes. Lisa said to get on the floor and strip out of your shorts and panties. As soon as you heard this you knew what she was going to do with it and quickly striped and laid down with your legs completely open. Not caring anymore
that this was the first time you go naked for another female. Lisa knelt down and told you to brace yourself. Not thinking it was going to be that bad, you half braced yourself. She first sucked on the popsicle to get it wet. Next with the tip of it started to trace the outside of your pussy. As soon as the coldness hit you, you had an organism. Seeing this Lisa laugh and said someone
is ready to pop. But this didn't stop her and after a few laps around she quickly shoved it inside your pussy and left it there. This feeling made you have you quickest second organism ever. You organism was so powerful that it pushed the popsicle out. Lisa not ready to give up on it, shoved it back in and held it was you couldn't push it out. Because of how turned on you are the popsicle had no chance and quickly melted. Lisa still on her knees watching you have multiple organisms, couldn't hold part no more. Seeing your pussy with orange popsicle and your love juices oozing out she had to take a lick. While she was licking you, she was fingering herself to multiple organisms. The combination of you and orange popsicle plus the remaining mess made for a tasty
treat. After you caught your breath, you looked up at a very happy Lisa. The two of you just lay on the floor for what seem like hours. Lisa looked into your eyes and said are you ready for some cleanup fun. You just smiled back and hand in hand walked to the shower where you washed and pleasured each other for an hour. After you were done, you walked Lisa to the door and she lean to your ear and said next time I go out for a jog, I might just stop over here first. Then she turned around and walked to her apartment (which was right next to yours) naked.
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