The titles for Justice! episode 2 were rolling. They showed the inside of the mock courtroom, as well as clips from the previous week, with shots of the argument between twins Sophie and Olivia, the reveal of the result, images of Olivia in the prisoner's uniform clean but in her prison cage, and footage of her ride on the sploshing machine. As an added bonus, there was also some unseen footage of Olivia being released from the board, followed by her desperately trying to clean her face and pulling her now skin-tight and saturated shorts and t shirt away from her body, before being uncomfortably ushered back into the cage, beans and spaghetti running down her legs, before eventually being whisked off stage into the showers.

Following the titles, the camera switched to the judge wearing his wig and robes, sat above the rest of the studio audience. He then began to speak:

"Hello and welcome to Justice!, the show that gives you the opportunity to obtain some much deserved recompense from somebody who has wronged you, in some very creative ways. Convince our jury that your complaint is worthy and your defendant will undergo one of our cruel and unusual punishments. Fail to convince them however, and you will find yourself on the wrong side of the law, facing whatever comes your way. Without further ado, lets meet today's plaintiff. Please state your name, age and place of residence:

The camera switched to a girl of around 5'4, with a slightly rounded face, wearing glasses and with dark brown hair to the top of her back, standing on a stand to the right of the judge about 5 feet below him:

"My name is Laura, I'm 24 years old and I live in Aberdeen"

"Thank you Sam, and now lets meet today's defendant. Please state your name, age and place of residence" said the judge.

The camera switched to the stand below the judge to his left. There stood a girl, slightly taller than the other at 5'7, with a slightly slimmer face, and with light brown hair with blonde highlights down to her shoulders:

"My name is Sam, I am 27 years old and I live in St Albans."

"Well" said the judge. "Two people living in extremely different parts of the UK here. Laura, please explain how you two know each other and why you are attempting to prosecute Sam today."

Laura began to speak:

"Sam and I are sisters, and whilst we have often been great friends, earlier this year she completely ruined my birthday party. You see, I am vegan and had thrown a 27th birthday party where I had specifically asked her to buy vegan burgers for the barbecue we were having. Despite all the good it does to the environment, and the moral aspects, she has never been vegan or even vegetarian, however I still trusted her to buy what I asked. After my boyfriend, who is also vegan, and I had eaten these burgers, we were horrified to find the package which had been thrown away was one for beef burgers. I found this to be a shocking betrayal, and as such I believe she deserves to face punishment for her dastardly deed."

"A rather compelling argument I must say" said the judge. "Sam, what do you have to say in response?"

"Well judge", Sam began. "What Laura has neglected to mention here, is that the only 2 people at her party of 30 that were vegan were her and her boyfriend. She never told anybody that it was going to be exclusively vegan food, so I would have been doing a disservice to all of the guests if I had bought the exclusively vegan burgers that she wanted. Also, if she was so particular about which food she wanted at the party, she could easily have bought them herself. Every other food item at the party was vegan, so I don't understand why having one non-vegan item was such an issue."

Before the judge could even have a chance to interject, Laura burst out:

"The big deal was because you never told me you had bought non-vegan burgers! What if I or my boyfriend had been someone who cannot eat meat because it would make them sick or ill? You didn't think about that did you. You also didn't think about the damage you were doing to the planet by purchasing beef burgers. The beef trade is one of the most pollutant trades there is. I don't understand why you are so against my lifestyle choice that you had to deliberately feed me something I didn't and would never want to eat."

Like her older sister, Sam was quick to reply to these accusations:

"Oh please, you and you boyfriend didn't even know that the burgers were non-vegan until you saw the packaging. You even went back for seconds for goodness sake! You constantly preach to me and just about anybody else you can corner for more than 2 minutes about the benefits of being vegan, and about how we should all be vegan, yet you complain that I don't respect your lifestyle choice whilst you don't respect mine, or indeed that of any non-vegan. You deserve punishment for being so horrendously annoying!"

The judge acted quickly this time, cutting in before Sam could set off on another tirade:

"Thank you ladies, I think you have both made your points very clearly, however it is now up to our studio audience jury to decide whether Sam is guilty of buying and letting her vegan sister Laura eat non-vegan burgers, or whether Laura's insistence on thrusting veganism on the entire world is enough of a mitigating factor. Please place your votes, and when we return one of these squabbling sisters will be facing tonight's vegan themed punishment, in our very fetching prisoner's uniform. See you after the break!

"Hello and welcome back to Justice!" said the judge, still sitting above both the two sisters and the studio audience. "Before the break, we heard that Laura was trying to prosecute her sister Sam for deliberately feeding her, a vegan, a beef burger. If she has been successful, Sam will be duly punished for her crime, however if our jury have decided that Laura was just too annoying and deserved to be brought down a peg or two, then it will be Laura herself facing the punishment for wasting police time. But what is today's punishment I hear you ask? Well, I think it is time to reveal all to our squabbling siblings."

The camera switched to show Laura and Sam both looking confident that they were in the right and that the jury will have sided with them, and so were not too concerned about seeing the punishment, both assured in their own heads that it would be the other facing it. Nonetheless, a large screen burst into life in the studio, showing what looked to be a field in the middle of nowhere, drawing both girls' attention.

"As you can see" began the judge, pointing to the screen, "Today's punishment requires us to go external to the studio. As a result, we have had to grant 'Prisoner 1' day release. Usually this is a bonus for a prisoner, but I think in this case 'Prisoner 1' would much rather be in the sanctity of their cell."

The judge then turned to face the screen directly;

"If you can hear me out there, please reveal 'Prisoner 1' to our plaintiff and defendant, who should be wearing our very fetching prisoner's uniform."

As with the previous episode, a stagehand dressed as a policeman walked out holding the crash test dummy in his hand. Also like the last episode, the dummy was dressed in an extremely unprotective ensemble of a grey t-shirt which stopped above the navel, and a pair of incredibly short grey shorts, both the t-shirt and shorts also featuring small black arrows, in the style of all stereotypical prisoner uniforms.

Having now seen what they would be wearing were they to lose today, the girls were slightly less confident, in particular Laura who was much less of an extrovert than her older sister and was now more apprehensive at potentially being seen in that uniform.

"I'm glad to see that our prisoner's uniform is just as inadequate as before" smirked the judged. "And now we can see how inadequate it really is, as we prepare 'Prisoner 1' to demonstrate today's punishmentThe Sloppy Scarecrow!".

On the screen, 'Prisoner 1' was carried a few feet to an item which was previously out of shot, however from the name of the punishment everyone in the studio, in particular Laura who let out a groan when she heard the name, figured what the object would be. Implanted into the ground was, rather fittingly for the time of year this episode was being released, a large cross with straps on both horizontal protrusions and straps nearer the bottom of the vertical axis. 'Prisoner 1' was lifted into the air, with the crash test dummy's arms strapped onto the horizontal axis at 90 degrees to its shoulders, and its legs strapped together on the vertical axis. After this, the sight and sound of two large farm vehicles were noticeable on screen, one stopping directly in front of the cross, the other slightly behind and to the side. The one behind the cross had a large tube coming out of a grinder like machine, which was subsequently attached to the top of the cross, with the open end of the tube being placed directly over the head of 'Prisoner 1'. The machine in front of the cross then began to spring into life. It appeared to be some sort of modified woodchipper machine, as when it sprung into life it was being filled with water by the 'policeman', which resulted in an aggressive spray of water being shot at 'Prisoner 1's feet. The woodchipper machine slowly worked its way up 'Prisoner 1's' body, eventually reaching the crotch. It was at this point that the tube above 'Prisoner 1' activated, gushing water of the dummy's head. The water continued to pour down as the woodchipper continued to move up the dummy's body, eventually reaching the face where it seemed to linger, before eventually both machined stopped firing.

The scene then returned back into the studio, now featuring a much more concerned looking Laura, and a more concerned but still quietly confident Sam, both knowing that the punishment was going to be quite brutal.

"So there you have it ladies" said the judge. "One of you will be getting a new job as our stand in scarecrow, helping to scare away those pesky birds. Unfortunately for you some machinery malfunctions may result in you being in the firing line. Now, you may also recall that I said this punishment would be vegan themed, but as yet there has been nothing vegan about it. Well, whilst 'Prisoner 1' being sprayed with water, whichever of you faces this punishment will be receiving something much worse. The farmer whose equipment we have borrowed had a lot of left over vegetable produce from his harvest, which unfortunately has now gone past its best and cannot be sold. Therefore, rather than being covered in water, one of you will be covered in rotten vegetables, which have been ground up in our machines to make them nice and, well, sloppy!"

The girls' faces had suddenly dropped. They knew they would get messy, however expected it to be something like gunge, fairly odourless and inoffensive. Laura in particular however, knew how bad being covered in rotten vegetables would not only feel, but even worse smell.

"It appears that wasn't the news they were hoping for" chuckled the judge. "However, it is finally time to reveal those all important results, and find out whether our jury has found Sam guilty or not guilty of feeding her vegan sister Laura a beef burger. I don't know the result myself, however I hear there has been a lot of deliberations between the jurors regarding many aspects of the case, with decisions swinging one way and another. We now have however, a final result. Would the foreman of the jury please stand."

A woman in the front row stood up holding an envelope, with Sam and Laura both turning to face her with apprehension. The judge then began to speak;

"On the charge of deliberately feeding her vegan sister beef burgers, do you find the defendant guilty or not guilty?"

The woman looked at both sisters' nervous faces before opening the envelope. She took out the card within and read in a calm voice:

"Guilty."

"WHAT! How is that possible?!"

"Oh yes get in! That's what you get!"

The emotions of the two siblings were extremely contrasting. Laura celebrating vigorously with a hint of relief, Sam reeling in unbelieving indignation. Sam was still annoyed when two stagehands dressed as policemen took hold of her arms and cuffed them behind her back. The judge then addressed Sam;

"Sam, you have been found guilty of deliberately feeding your vegan sister beef burgers. As punishment, you will spend time on the cross as The Sloppy Scarecrow. Please take her into custody and prepare her for punishment."

Sam was led away by the guards, but was still making her feelings known;

"This is a joke, everyone is meant to hate vegans" she could be heard saying as she was led off stage.

"Congratulations Laura" said the judge. "You have successfully prosecuted your sister for feeding you meat, how do you feel?"

"Justified, your honour." Came the response from the victorious sister. "Not just that my sister did a horrible thing, but that the people came together to unite behind the vegan cause, and show that we are not merely a figure of fun, but we are strong, resil"

"Yes OK thank you, I think we get the picture." Interjected the judge. "Now, using the magic of TV, it is time for Sam to face her punishment".

With those words, the scene switched from the studio to the field seen earlier. In the field was the cross, and both of the woodchipper machines. Standing next to the woodchipper directly in front of the cross was the judge and Laura, both now wearing wellington boots due to the muddiness of the field.

"Here we are ladies and gentlemen, at the site of today's punishment" said the judge. "We are however, missing one vital ingredient, so please bring in the prisoner."

The camera switched to an open truck, on the back of which stood a one person sized cage. In the cage stood Sam, her hands cuffed behind her back and with a face like thunder. The t-shirt not only stopped halfway down her stomach and above her belly button, but it was also quite tight on the 27 year old even before the vegetable assault began. Her legs were similarly exposed, the shorts barely coming a third of the way down her thighs, leaving her slim legs on full display. The cage door was opened, and she was reluctantly ushered out by the 'policemen'. She stepped bare foot down the ramp that led from where she was on the truck down to the ground. Adding to her frustration was the fact that whilst everyone else had been provided with wellies, she had to squelch across the muddy field bare foot, grimacing as she felt the mud invading in between her toes, but knowing things would soon get much worse.

"Sam, you have been found guilty of feeding your vegan sister meat." Spoke the judge, looking at Sam who had been walked in front of the cross. "This was an awful thing to do, and as such you will undergo an awful punishment to ensure you pay for what you did and never think about doing something like this again. Please put the prisoner into position."

The cross was tilted back so that it was almost on the ground. Sam was ushered to lie with her back on the cross and her arms, now un-handcuffed, were quickly taken one by each policeman and secured tightly to the horizontal protrusions of the cross. Her legs were then pressed together as she was secured to the bottom of the cross by her ankles. The cross was then raised into its upright position and forced back into the ground. Sam was now held up in the air, arms out in a T shape. Sam could just about move her head, and looked up to see the tube being placed in position directly above her head, ready to pour the slop down over her hair, which was hanging down to the top of her back.

"Thank you my assistants" said the judge. "We are now ready to commence, however as I am not in my usual chambers I must use this." The judge pulled out of his robe pocket a miniature gavel. "I call this my travel gavel" he said to the camera, eliciting an amused exhale of air from Laura but nothing from Sam. He took the gavel and slammed it down on the side of the woodchipper with the words "Commence punishment!".

Suddenly, all Sam's anger and bravado had dissipated and she let out a small "Please don't" before the whirring of the woodchipper in front of the cross began. It took a few seconds, which made everything all the more torturous for Sam, but eventually the woodchipper began to fire a foul smelling green mulch at Sam's already muddy feet. The woodchipper had been filled with old vegetables of just about any variety you could imagine. Cabbage, lettuce, broccoli, cauliflower, swede, you name it and it was in the woodchipper. The fact the vegetables old had also made them much softer than they would ordinarily be, which allowed the woodchipper to fire them out as a thick liquid, like a rancid vegetable smoothie.

The woodchipper began its ascent up Sam's legs, covering her shins and knees, and beginning to make its way up her lower thighs. As it crept higher, the smell was getting worse for Sam, but she knew there was so much more to come. The woodchipper then reached her upper thigh and the bottom of her shorts, and would soon be attacking a very sensitive area. As the disgusting green slop began to saturate her shorts causing them to stick to her legs like glue, she gave an "aaarrrggghhh" through gritted teeth, which grew even louder when the woodchipper finally reached her crotch. The feeling of not only one of her most sensitive areas being pounded by the mulch, but also of the shorts offering almost no protection and the slop dribbling its way into her underwear was one which was indescribable for Sam, but equally one she would never forget.

Something Sam had forgotten, was what happened to 'Prisoner 1' once the water they were being sprayed with started spraying their crotch. Sam was so focused on the woodchipper in front of her, that she hadn't noticed the one behind her start whirring into action. She soon remembered it however, as a cascade of the vile rotten vegetable mush began pouring over her head, battering her hair and dribbling down both the front and back of her t-shirt and shorts, creating even more unpleasant sensations for Sam, and causing her to writhe on the cross, a completely futile action due to her being steadfastly tightened to it. The slop continued to pour from above as the woodchipper in front of Sam continued its ascent, now hammering against her bare lower midriff, an extremely cold sensation for the prone 27 year old, who was now becoming overwhelmed by the various sensations. The unbearable smell was now inescapable as it continued to glug out over her head, turning her formerly light brown hair with blonde highlights into a saturated mass of sickly green.

Watching on, Laura had her hand over her mouth in shock. She could also smell the green morass and it was bad enough from where she was, so could only imagine what it was like to wear it. Her relief that it wasn't her however, was her overriding emotion, closely followed by satisfaction at her sister receiving her comeuppance.

All Sam could do on her cross was just close her eyes and hope that it would be over soon, slop still gushing over her hair and face, whilst at the same time being fired at her chest and shoulders. She couldn't see what was coming next, but knew the worst part was very near, as the mulch began to be fired at her neck. As it continued upwards, she scrunched up her face, just in time for the disgusting mix to start attacking her chin and mouth. She ensured her mouth was kept tightly shut, as the last thing she wanted to do was ingest any of this liquid nastiness. The woodchipper moved up her face, before eventually settling just above her eyes. Her head was now taking a battering both from the waterfall of mess from the tube above, and the slop being fired directly at her. This lasted for around 15 seconds, before eventually both woodchippers turned off and Sam's torture was over.

Whilst the torture may have been over, she remained desperately uncomfortable. Her entire form was now coloured green, with the exception of her outstretched arms. The slop had saturated not just her t-shirt and shorts, but her bra and underpants too, any movement in her legs creating a disgusting squelch for the defeated sibling. Her hair too, formerly beautifully made up with her highlights had now been completely trashed, just thick with the slop that had been pouring over it for about the last 45 seconds. All Sam could do was hang there, dripping the mess onto the floor, trying desperately not to breathe through her nose to avoid inhaling the noxious aroma emanating from both the mulch and now Sam herself.

"Well wasn't that just spectacular" said the judge, walking with Laura to stand next to Sam. "A heinous crime dealt with by a heinous punishment. Do you feel as though justice has been done Sam?".

"What do you think, this was so unfair. This is f***ing disgusting, it f***ing stinks. Eurgh the smell is so baaaad! Just let me down for f*** sake." Complained the soaking and stinking girl.

"You know what, for that outburst you can stay up there even longer" said the judge in a righteous tone. "Laura, do you feel justice has been done?"

"Oh definitely your honour. I don't think Sam will ever do anything like that again, mainly because she will never get invited anywhere again smelling like that. Its like a vegan's fart!!" said Laura, finally able to somewhat laugh at herself now that she was more relaxed.

"Indeed she does Laura" laughed the judge. "Well, that is all we have time for today on Justice! See you next time for more squabbling and slopping. And remember, if you can't take the grime, DON'T DO THE CRIME!