I just learned that I am legend

I was riding to a place in place Nevada called Parhump. Chatting with my driver I mentioned that I had brought a bunch of pies that were delivered through DoorDash. Then my driver started to tell me for the past client that he picked up. There's one time where I picked up a guy outside of Vons grocery store with a bunch of Marie calendar pies, ice cream pudding other stuff they said he gonna dump a poured on the girls" I looked at. I looked at the driver. That was me that was four years ago. Apparently the girls still talk about that visit. I got to Sheri's a legal brothel and met with a girl named Z. She was an Asian beauty with a 34D 24 34 figure.

This is my second time with Z, the first time going all the way. Our last visit was two years ago when I had a two girl party with Z and a girl named Alexis Luv. We had had a party in the nuru room, just pies, slime, pudding, ice cream, and masturbation. Apparently we got slime on the ceiling. I will write about that time in another story. Before I tell you what actually happened with Z this time but first let me say the original plan for this visit. I was originally going to pie her pussy with two cherry pies, 2 banana cream to her face, 2 chocolate cream to her chest, let her pie me with a coconut cream to the face and cock. I would then sit in a lemon meringue while she rode me and I pied her with 2 coconut meringue pies. Then I would cover her in two gallons of cherry pie filling, followed by two gallons of Bavarian cream. Then I would cover myself in blueberry while Z went down on me.

That was the plan but here's what actually happened. I only was able to get one cherry pie. I arrived at Sheri's and waited in anticipation to see Z as she walked out in a pink lace bustier bra, white lace crotch less panties and blue lace fingerless gloves. She told me she was excited to get messy again and convinced me to generously tip the cleaning crew in advance. I asked her if she ever had a pussy pie? She said she hadn't and asked if I was making these ideas up as I go. I mentioned the UMD. She was shocked to learn about a community that does this sort of thing and said that the girls never get fun request like this. I agreed to let people know Sheri's brothel and the Courtesans Z, Molly Wylder, Kitty Kat, Selene Luv, and Alexis Luv were ok doing wam sessions.

I asked Z if she ever got a pussy pie? She looked at me with an amused dismissal saying that she never had before and asked if that was really a thing or if that was my idea? I told her about the UMD and mentioned sites, forums, and events of wet and messy fun out there and different communities. I told her that I would write a story about our time this year. We wheeled the mess into the room, 2 gallons of cherry pie, 2 gallons on Bavarian cream, 2 gallons of blueberry pie filling, 1 Cherry pie, 2 coconut cream pie, 2 banana cream pie, 2 chocolate cream pie, 1 coconut meringue pie, 2 vanilla cream pies, and a small sheet cake.

Z got down on her knees on the bed in the nuru room, her pussy exposed and perky nipples fighting against her pink lace bra. I approached and smashed the flaky cherry pie into her pussy eliciting a gasp and hysterical laughter as she grabbed a banana cream pie which she smashed in my face. I grabbed the other banana cream pie and pied the side of her face before picking up a chocolate cream and getting a direct hit in her pretty face. Z reached for another pie laughing the whole time. Before Z got her second throw with a coconut cream pie to my face, I was able to pie her breasts with the other chocolate cream pie. I gave her two banana cream pie spanking to her tight ass. We were out of pies and both covered in mess. I picked up the cherry pie filling and hoisted it over her bleached blonde head and a wave of crimson slimy syrup soaked cherries engulfed her. Her bleached blonde hair was now pink. We both laughed before she used her mouth to put the condom on me and she gave me a blowjob. She stopped before I could cum and reached for the Bavarian cream pastry filling and poured that on my dick, chest, crotch, and face. She then started to ride my throbbing cock. As she rode me, I scooped my hands in the Bavarian cream and poured it over her head and over her breasts. Taking handfuls and massaging the mess over her 34d-24-34 body. Rubbing the cream over her clean shaven wet mound while she bounced up and down on my cock. I pied her with the last pie to her face.

Z got off me as we switched for missionary but not before I put the birthday sheet cake behind her Lucious ass and laid her down in it as I began thrusting. Her posterior grinding into the cake as my thrusting rocked her back and fourth. We then switched to her on her knees for doggystyle before returning to her on top. I came and we got out of the bed and before the shower I poured the 4 gallons of blueberry pie filling over us both individually and Z laughed at the sight of us before we headed to the shower. She was incredibly sexy looking in the blueberry filling covering her 34D 24 34 figure. Her blonde hair now a tri-colored mix of blonde, pink, and purple with berries and cherries in her hair and all over her pastry covered body with cake smashed all over her shapely firm and tight little ass.

We got in the shower with multiple body wash gels and shampoos. I lathered her up especially focusing on cleaning her pussy giving her a loving lower body rub down. She put one more condom on my hard throbbing cock and turned her sexy back to me and placed her hands on the wall. With her clean glistening ass now facing me I thrust forward and we finished with wet and soapy sex from behind. The drain backed up a little so we still had pie filling up to our ankles while I fucked her. When we were done I mentioned the umd message board and story section.