Linda pulled up in front of one of the Peachtree Malls main entrances.
We got out of the car and immediately she was up to her dominating tricks.
She made me carry her navy blue rubber purse. She also locked arms with me as we walked in.
Our PVC raincoats were squeaking and grinding away as we walked together.
We didn't have to go too far, we were only about four stores in when I spotted it in a display window.
The most magnificent red PVC full length trench coat that I have ever seen in my life.

It was full length down to the calf. It was double-breasted with brass buttons. The sleeves had adjustable cuffs with brass buckles, and the belt for the waist was adorned with a large brass buckle. The PVC vinyl material was very thick and rubbery, it also had a very high shine, almost like red glass. It was lined with a beautiful pearl-like white satin.
It simply was the PVC Raincoat of all Raincoats.
I stopped dead in my tracks and pulled her in tight to me, pointed at the raincoat and said, " There it is! There is no need to look anywhere else. That PVC raincoat was made for You! The only thing left to do is for you to go try it on and then pay for it.
She patted my hand with her hand and said," It's absolutely gorgeous! I knew I could count on you to find me something like this ...Let's go get that gorgeous masterpiece of PVC VINYL!"
The store wasn't incredibly busy, but there were a few women shopping, and two young women that were obviously shopping together.
A sales associate got the raincoat out of the display window for us.
She remarked at what a great coat it was... And what good taste she had for picking it out.
That comment brought the dominatrix out in Linda, and thus my verbal humiliation had begun.

She remarked flippantly to the saleswoman, and everyone in the store could hear her," I didn't pick this Raincoat out myself, this young man with me did.
He has, shall we say, what you might call a Real Passion for women's Shiny Vinyl Raincoats.. among a few other things.
I definitely consider him an expert in PVC fashion, that's why he's with me today, and he's good company, not to mention I kind of like having a handsome young man on my arm when I go out.
I can't wait to try it on and see how SEXY I look in it!"

I saw the two young women that were shopping together look up at us and then each other and kind of shrug and then go back to shopping.
Linda asked me to hold her raincoat so she could try on the new one.

She took it off and pushed it into my arms, making it grind and squeak against my own PVC raincoat.
She winked at me and then said, in a low whispering voice," Try not to get too excited while I try on this Shiny, Vinyl Raincoat John.

Remember, I am your girlfriend's mother.
You can't fall in love with me when you see how SEXY I look wearing this gorgeous Red Vinyl Raincoat!

You can fall in love with me later this afternoon..
When I give you your reward...
Remember what's waiting for you at my house"

As she put the red PVC trench coat on, it grinded, it squeaked, and it squelched with every movement.
She buttoned it up all the way and buckled the belt. She turned back and forth admiring herself in the mirror. She walked back and forth a few times making the trenchcoat grind and squelch, and squeak.

She turned towards me and I saw the mischievous look on her face, and she said, "This VINYL RAINCOAT is ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS!
I LOVE IT!
John, Sweetie....Would you like to try it on?
It feels wonderful and it's so noisy.
I know, you're just as excited as I am about this Shiny Red Vinyl Raincoat!

I know you want to try it on and wear it.
It's going to be my Raincoat, but I will let you enjoy it too!
You know you wouldn't be able to resist putting it on and wearing it, if it was Purple or Hot Pink!"
My humiliation and shame were in full force. All the women in the store were now looking at us, and they were really eyeballing me.
I could feel that my face was red, and I looked at Linda with pleading eyes, shaking my head.
That only made her smile more, she said, " That's okay honey, if you are too shy and embarrassed to put it on and wear it in front of these other women, I understand sweetheart.
You can try it on when we get home, when you're not so nervous, and model it just for ME."
She turned back to admire herself in the mirror, turning side to side seductively.

She was having fun with this, and I was having fun watching her have fun.
She was purposely making me uneasy, using all my honesty with her against me at this moment.
I didn't think she'd take it further than my Rubber, Vinyl, and Leather fetish in public in front of other people.
I was wrong.
Suddenly Linda said," I was just thinking John, about you wearing my new Shiny Red Vinyl Raincoat this afternoon and modeling it for me.....
I do want to see you do that for me eventually but.. I'm kinda in the mood to wear it myself and have some FUN with YOU and your CREAM PIE in the FACE FETISH!
How do you feel about ME putting on and wearing this Shiny, Squeaky, Red VINYL Raincoat, and some Yellow RUBBER dishwashing gloves for you later when we get home, and me throwing and smashing BANANA and COCONUT CREAM PIES in your Face?!"

Linda turned away from the mirror and faced me with her eyebrows arched and a sly mischievous grin on her face.
I could feel my cheeks burning hot red with embarrassment, knowing that every single woman in the store had heard what she just said to me.
At the same time I was turned on by her humiliating me publicly, and I had a massive boner in my pants, that luckily for the moment, I was able to hide with her rubber purse and green and blue vinyl raincoat.
Oh, how I was wishing, at that very moment, there was a large coconut cream pie in Linda's possession, for her to smash and smear all over my face in front of the women in the store.
Linda was observing my body language and reading my mind.
She put her fist up to her chin as if in a thoughtful manner and said, "What do you think sweetie?
Want me to wear this Raincoat with Yellow RUBBER gloves and throw CREAM PIES in your FACE and stuff CREAM PIES down those sexy, soft, tan corduroy pants of yours?!!
Would you like that John?
Does that sound like a good plan to you?
It sounds like a wonderful plan to me!"




She stood there staring me down, the smile on her face, telling me that she was enjoying the hell out of my embarrassment.
She let out an exaggerated sigh, and said," You're being so quiet, has the cat got your tongue dear?
It's not a tough decision
I know you want me to throw Cream Pies in your Face this afternoon.
Is my PIE BOY just being quiet because he's thinking about maybe wearing something else for his Cream Pieing today?
We can stop by your place on the way to my house and get one of your HOT PINK LATEX RUBBER outfits and a HOT PINK VINYL RAINCOAT for you to wear, if you prefer to dress up in PINK for your PIES.. Your CREAM PIES.

I like what you're wearing right now, I think it's sexy. You look really cute and handsome, and I just want to PIE you in that outfit!
I'd REALLY like to see CREAM PIE get all over that Shiny Navy Blue Vinyl Raincoat as I smash the Cream Pies in that handsome Face of yours.
It's your decision though.
I'll be happy either way, but I'll be super happy to CREAM PIE you while you are wearing that cute, sexy, preppy ensemble.
If you want to wear your Hot Pink Rubber and Vinyl for me this afternoon though, I'll understand sweetie.

I'm so glad you told me, on the way down here, how much you like wearing your PINK Rubber outfits and PINK VINYL Raincoats around your apartment and being PIED.


I like it when you share your feelings with me, it makes me feel special.
I like knowing how turned on and excited it makes you to be PIED wearing PINK RUBBER and VINYL.

You should know though, Kristi told me some time ago it's your favorite thing to wear when she CREAM PIES you, so I have known for a little while about your love for HOT Pink Rubber and Vinyl.
Remember, I am the one who helped her get that "Special" Hot Pink outfit for you to wear.. the one we talked about earlier..
All I'm going to say about that is, Sweetheart, I think that's adorable!"

She came up to me and put her arms around my shoulders, and whispered in my ear..
"Have I embarrassed you enough yet?
I just love that look you get on your face.
Sweetheart you have nothing to be ashamed of!
I do want to see you wear this wonderful Red PVC Raincoat...but I'm afraid if I let you wear it I'll never get it back!
Soooo I think the best thing for ME to do today is wear it for you with some yellow Rubber gloves and give you a real "Linda Special" CREAM PIEING.
I Love YOU so much and you deserve a reward for finding this beautiful raincoat for me!

I can't wait to get home
But there's no rule saying that we have to wait....
I could PIE you here in Atlanta before we go home.
I'm sure there must be a restaurant or bakery close by.

I know I'm just awful and terrible, teasing and embarrassing you like this in public in front of all these ladies, making you nervous and anxious, but I can also tell and see that there is a part of you that is loving me doing this to you. And sweetie, I also know, and I can tell, that you are just dying for me to smash and smear a Cream Pie in your Face right now.
Aren't you?
If I only had a Large,Thick, CREAMY, STICKY,
BANANA CREAM PIE
Right Now..
I should have brought the Coconut Cream Pie I had for you this morning with us today.

It would go right in your FACE right now, in front of all the lovely ladies in this store!
I would push it right into your Face and Smear it all around, twisting it back and forth, really getting it all over your Face and not wasting a drop.

I would love doing that to you right now, in this public place, and I know you would love me doing it to you.
I can see it in your eyes, and I can read your body language sweetie..
The women in this store can't read your thoughts and they don't know about your secret Raincoat shopping fantasy, but I do and it's written all over your Face my little Pie Boy!
You'd Love to be CREAM PIED right now, wouldn't you, and you'd Love ME to do it to you, wouldn't you sweetheart, right now, here in this store, in front of all the women here?
Maybe, You would like for the sales lady to PIE you instead?"

The two young women that were shopping together were now looking at each other with raised eyebrows. Every woman in the store was looking at each other and then looking at me.
I could only stare at Linda and swallow hard.
She was right on every front, and she knew it.
The sales lady cut the tension for me.
She said," If you don't want to wear this fabulous raincoat, home... I will bag it up in a garment bag for you and ring you up. The register is just right over there."
The sales lady was professional but she couldn't hide the bemused look on her face.
I was just standing there red faced trembling with desire while I was shoving my rock hard erection into Linda's blue rubber purse.
I was so hot and turned on at that moment, I just wanted to go into one of the dressing rooms and fuck Linda's rubber purse.
I wanted to pull my cock out and rub it on the rubber purse until I came.
If I had worn Rubber underpants on this trip, I would have already cum in them. I wished I had, I desperately wanted release!
Linda said, " Yes, I believe we are ready to check out.
We still have a few more things to do today after the drive back to Chattanooga."
We headed to the register.
As we passed the two girls that were shopping together, one was looking at me with bemused sarcasm, the other one was smiling at me.
They were a few years older than me, I was guessing around 25 to 28 years old.
As I passed, the first girl said to me," Really? You have a PVC Vinyl and Latex Rubber Fetish and you like Cream Pies thrown in your Face and Cream Pies in your pants!

What are you?
Some sort of perverted clown?"
The smiling girl said to her friend," Don't be mean!
It's not his fault the older woman embarrassed the shit out of him.
I think he's kinda cute for a younger guy.
I'm not into Latex Rubber,
but I like Vinyl Raincoats.
And I'd throw cream pies in his face if he wanted me to, that would be FUN!"
The first girls' reaction and snide remarks were exactly why I kept my Cream Pie Fetish secret for so long. Her remarks made me angry, but her friend's understanding and sweetness towards me made me feel better.
As we stood at the register waiting to pay, Linda slipped back into her green and navy blue PVC raincoat, as the sales lady removed the tags from the Red PVC trench coat and put it in a clear vinyl garment bag.

Linda just kept smiling at me. She had more up her sleeve to embarrass me with, and she was going to use it.
Linda turned towards the sales lady and asked, " You wouldn't happen to have another VINYL Trench Coat just like this one but in the color PINK, HOT PINK or PURPLE would you?"



My face burned bright red, but I was excited that she might actually buy me an expensive raincoat like this.
I would never wear it to be Cream Pied in; the price tag was over $500.
That wasn't going to be an issue anyway because the sales lady replied," No ma'am, but those sure would be some stunning colors for this PVC Vinyl trench coat.
We did have one exactly like it in White, but it was purchased last week."
Linda winked at me and said," That's a shame. I was thinking about buying two Raincoats today.
I don't think a person could have too many VINYL Raincoats.
I wouldn't mind having a different color VINYL RAINCOAT of this quality for every day of the week!"

The sales lady said," You have a handsome young man with you today, and if he picked out this raincoat for you, he really does have good taste.
Is he your son?"
Linda replied, "No, he is not my son but I treat him like he is.
He is my daughter's boyfriend, and yes, he is a handsome young man
His name is John and I am Linda by the way.
I brought him with me today to pick out a fancy PVC Raincoat for me to wear for more formal occasions; for times when this Green and Blue Vinyl Raincoat would not be appropriate.
It really doesn't work with a formal evening gown, if you know what I mean.
John has a Fetish for Shiny Vinyl Raincoats, and my daughter does too.
It's the main reason they are dating each other.
They are so cute when they dress up in their VINYL outfits together and go out.
You should see his personal Vinyl Raincoat collection back home; it's very impressive.




He has every style and color in his PVC collection, but he is so shy about it. Sometimes I have to go buy the VINYL Raincoat he wants because he is too embarrassed to buy it himself because it's not a manly style or color.
Sometimes it's in a women's store and he's afraid of what the women in the store will think of him for coming in, trying on and buying the Vinyl Raincoat.

Men can be so silly and sensitive about things that wouldn't even matter in the slightest to us women.
I know I'm embarrassing him, but he needs to loosen up and not be so shy.. because his shyness about another issue is another reason we are together today.
I am using our road trip together to talk to him about the importance of always being one hundred percent honest and not hiding things from me.
He's been keeping a secret from me for a couple of months now, and today we are discussing it so that we can be closer to each other and have that wonderful trust and bond that two people should have when they love each other, because I do love him dearly and he knows that.so we've been working things out on the drive here.
We are from Chattanooga and not completely familiar with the area, could you tell us, is there someplace close by that sells CREAM PIES?
I want to reward John for finding this fabulous Red PVC Raincoat for me today, and for finally coming clean with me about his secret love for being Pied in the Face.

If you haven't guessed already from me teasing him out on the sales floor, my future son in law likes women to PIE him in the Face with CREAM PIES when he dresses up and wears his Shiny Vinyl Raincoats.
Isn't that just the cutest thing ever!?

Can you believe he dated my daughter for three years before he told her about his little CREAM PIE in the Face secret.
He was afraid she would break up with him.
Needless to say, my daughter couldn't have been more on board with his CREAM PIE in the Face FETISH.
My daughter LOVES CREAM PIEING him!
I have to admit I do too.
I got my first chance only about two weeks ago, and I had the time of my life.
My daughter has been throwing PIES in his Face for months.
We nicknamed him, "PIE BOY", and I think it really does suit him well.
I get to PIE him again today and I can hardly wait to do it to him!

For some reason, our little PIE BOY happens to be a Shy Boy about his secret Cream Pie in the Face Fetish.
I sort of caught him one day when I walked in on him just moments after he hit himself in the Face with a Cream Pie and he wasn't honest with me about it, and he lied to me about his true feelings for being Pied in the Face.
It all kind of hurt my feelings at the time because I felt that we were close and that he would tell me anything.
We had a wonderful conversation during the car ride down here and I feel much better.
He has pretty much told me everything about his Fetish for being hit in the Face with Cream Pies while he's dressed up, and
I've been telling him that his little Pie in the Face Fetish is nothing to be ashamed about, it's completely harmless and it's Fun for the woman who gets to deliver the CREAM PIES!
I'm so excited to give him some nice big CREAM PIES right in that handsome Face of his later while he's wearing that Shiny Navy Blue Vinyl Raincoat.
And speaking of secrets
I'm going to share one of his with you.
My shy little PIE BOY here has always wanted to be Vinyl Raincoat shopping and get hit in the Face with a Cream Pie by the saleswoman while he is trying on the Vinyl Raincoat!
I thought you might like to know for future reference in case we decide to Raincoat shop here again."

Linda put her right arm around my shoulders and grabbed my chin with her left hand, squeezing my cheeks and said, "Just look at this cute handsome face! What woman wouldn't want to smash big, gooey CREAM PIES in this Face!"
Every time she said the words "CREAM PIES" she emphasized the words.
She also said them louder than the other words in the sentence, bringing attention to just those two words.
The sales lady smiled at us, she was enjoying the topic of conversation.
Her eyes were moving back and forth between Linda and I.
Linda just smiled back at her and put her right arm around my waist squeezing me tight, and making our Raincoats squish and grind against each other.
I could feel my face was hot and red with embarrassment, and I was as hard as a rock, rubbing my erection with Linda's Rubber purse.
Right at that moment Linda reached over with her left hand and unzipped her Rubber purse, and reached in to get her credit card out of her billfold to pay for the Raincoat!
My erection was like a baseball bat hitting her in the hand multiple times as she fumbled for her billfold.
Linda snorted a little laugh and proceeded to take her credit card out of her billfold without taking her billfold out of her purse.
She handed it to the sales lady and squeezed me even tighter, looking over at me with a loving smile on her face.
The sales lady told us there was a restaurant close by called SUZIE'S, and gave us directions.
The sales lady handed Linda back her credit card and a business card for the store and the receipt.
Linda gently placed all three items into her Rubber purse right on top of my erection, and proceeded to slowly zip her purse closed.
I was so erect and sensitive just the vibration of her zipping her purse closed caused me to shoot out a small spurt of cum in my underpants.
I had been slowly pre cuming for hours and my Fruit of the Looms were moist and sticky.
I knew that with this last spurt, I was seeping through to the outside of my tan corduroy pants.
The saleswoman said," My name is Amanda, and it has been very nice and an absolute pleasure to meet the both of you!
The two of you are really something, and I have been absolutely enthralled and completely entertained with helping you and listening to your conversation.
Linda, I hope you enjoy your new PVC Raincoat,
I'm sure you will.
It is an exquisite brilliant Red PVC trench coat.
It does look really good on you and you are going to turn a lot of heads when you wear it!
And "PIE BOY" John, I just want to say, I really like your Shiny Navy Blue Vinyl Raincoat, it looks good on you, and I sincerely hope you enjoy being hit with all the Cream Pies that Linda has in store for you while you are wearing it.

If that's what you like, and that's your thing sweetheart, don't be embarrassed to be who you are.
I saw a man on the Jenny Jones Show once, who liked women to put Cream Pies in his face too, he just didn't wear Vinyl Raincoats.
I hope all your Vinyl Raincoats are colorful and Shiny, and I hope all the Cream Pies in your Face are Chocolate Cream Pies, or whatever Cream Pies you like best.
Suzie's has the best Cream Pies in town, in my opinion.. they will definitely taste and look great going into your face.

We don't carry a lot of Vinyl Rainwear but you can check back with us anytime, our phone number is on the business card I gave Linda.
And if you decide to come back and visit us again, which I sincerely hope you do, please wear one of your colorful Shiny Vinyl Raincoats, and bring a Cream Pie or two with you when you do.
I will certainly be more than happy to throw the Pies in your Face for you, and if you are here to buy a new Vinyl Raincoat from me, you can definitely try it on and I will gladly hit you in the Face with the Cream Pies while you are wearing the new Shiny Vinyl Raincoat.
That would make my day!
And if the Pies are Chocolate Cream Pies..
That would REALLY make my day!
I just LOVE Chocolate Cream Pies!
I'm sure my regular shopping customers would love and get a big kick out of seeing me hit you in the Face with Pies.

Have a safe trip back to Chattanooga Linda and "PIE BOY" John, and thank you for your business."
Linda made an exaggerated expression of surprise at me.
I knew she was thinking of coming back down at some point and making my Raincoat shopping Pie in the Face fantasy a reality for me and for her.
We left the store, our Vinyl Raincoats grinding against each other and headed for her car.
As I walked, Linda's rubber purse pounded on my now aching, sensitive erection.
I had never gone this long without release before and I was becoming almost delirious.
When we got to SUZIE'S we went ahead and got a booth so that Linda could have a cup of coffee.
Our waitress was an attractive young girl about my age.
I saw Linda checking out the waitress.

I knew exactly what she was thinking.
She was sizing her up and trying to read her to see if she would be into hitting me in the Face with a Cream Pie.
I just looked at her and said,"NO!"
She tried to look shocked and surprised and said," No!.... No, what?
I didn't say anything."
I said," YOU didn't have to say anything, I read the expression on your face.
You are thinking about asking that waitress to put a CREAM PIE in my Face.
I know you want to throw a CREAM PIE in my Face too, in front of this restaurant audience!"

She said," The thought did cross my mind.
We are done shopping for the day.

You really can't blame me for wanting to indulge my desires.
The feeling of taking a BIG, THICK, STICKY, GOOEY CREAM PIE and pushing it into your handsome FACE and smearing it all around is addictive!!
You can't blame me for wanting to see your handsome Face covered in CREAM PIE, when you're dressed in that Sexy preppy outfit.
I am dying to see some CREAM PIE splatter and drip all over that brand new SHINY, SLICK, Navy Blue PVC RAINCOAT!
And you said earlier today that I could CREAM PIE you anytime I wanted, and you would always love it!
You can't tell me that you don't want a CREAM PIE in your Face right now!
I have been purposely teasing you all day today;
I do know what that does to you..
You have been behaving yourself in front of me so well today.. you must be aching for some relief.
I know you want to be CREAM PIED in your FACE. And have CREAM PIES put in your pants
You are just playing hard to get with me right now!"

I told her," Great Heaven knows I want you to CREAM PIE me.
I have been HOT for it all day!
But PLEASE!
Not right now.
Yes, I'll always want you to CREAM PIE me, but if I don't set some limits
I would walk around with Cream Pie on my Face all the time.
This kind of scenario has been a huge fantasy of mine.
I just want it planned out more.
Can you please wait until we get home?"
She begrudgingly agreed.
When the waitress returned to the table, Linda asked her about their cream pies.

The waitress told her that if she liked coconut, then she was in luck. Because Suzie, the restaurant owner and manager, had mistakenly over ordered their pastry order.
They were stuck with 200 coconut cream pies.
Apparently an extra zero got added to the 20 that they did order.
So to get rid of the excess inventory before it spoiled, they were selling coconut cream pies for a dollar a pie.
She said that was a hell of an offer because normally their extra large deep dish cream pies sold for about nine dollars a pie.

Linda said," Well ... today is going to be Suzie's lucky day, because I happened to be in the market for eighty coconut cream pies."
The young waitress exclaimed," Yes Ma'am!! I will go and start bagging them up for you right now!"
Linda just smiled at me and said," My daughter said you would like to be covered from head to toe. I think this might do the trick ...and, it gives me a chance to actually put something in that giant refrigerator I have sitting in my garage, empty.. Now please be a sweetheart and go out and start the car and turn on the AC... I won't be but a moment. And I will get the staff to help carry out the COCONUT CREAM PIES."
I went out and started the car, and sure enough a few minutes later I saw her coming to the car in the rear view mirror, followed by what I assumed was the whole wait staff. They loaded the coconut cream pies into the back seat. They all headed back into the restaurant except for our waitress, who seemed to be hanging around for some sort of confirmation.
Linda held up a finger at her and said to give her just a minute, then she got into the car with me and put her arm around me.
With her other hand, she patted my chest, and with her finger started to trace patterns on my Navy Blue PVC Raincoat.
Her finger tracing on the Vinyl was making little squeaking sounds.
She said," I know you told me no. But don't get upset and hear me out.
I had a little talk with our cute waitress about you...
And she's pretty enthusiastic about CREAM PIEING YOU in your FACE!!!

She thinks you're really cute and sexy.
She's paying for five COCONUT CREAM PIES out of her own money.
I'm going to match her five PIES.

But I'm only going to hit you in your FACE with one COCONUT CREAM PIE; the first one.

Then I'm going to watch her PIE you with the other nine COCONUT CREAM PIES.
Let's go back in and sit back down at our booth.
What do you say?
She REALLY wants to CREAM PIE You!

She even knows who Pie Face Mike is!
Like the sales lady at the mall, she saw him on the Jenny Jones Show and she says she's into Kinky Bizarre Fetishes.
She's never PIED anyone before but she would love to CREAM PIE You in your Face."

I told her," LINDA!!!
You are making this so hard for me!!!
I am so turned on right now!!!
But No, I just don't want to do it right now!
PLEASE!!!
I really want to wait and plan it out."
She sighed a heavy sigh and said, "Alright then... And I just want you to know, you're kind of being a party pooper."
She turned to the cute young waitress that was still waiting right outside the car and shook her head at her.
I heard the waitress say," Aaawwww."
The look of hopefulness on her face turned to disappointment, and she turned to head back inside the restaurant.


I felt bad for the cute young waitress.
Any other time I would have jumped at the chance to do it.
But at that point in time I just wasn't in the mood to be Pied by a stranger.
I wanted Linda, and Linda alone to Pie me when we got home. I wanted to see what she was going to do to me now that everything was out in the open.
I wanted that alone time with her.
If I had gotten Pied at the restaurant, I would have been spent for the rest of the day and I didn't want that.
Believe it or not, when I get CREAM PIED...
It takes a lot out of me. It really truly exhausts me.
I also didn't want to explode in public at that point in time.
Linda's vicious teasing and verbal humiliation in front of the women at the mall had me so worked up I would not be able to control my orgasm at all.
If I was going to orgasm from a Cream Pie in the Face, it was going to be in front of Linda and I didn't want to have to try and stifle or hold back the eruption that eventually was going to come out of me, and for that, I wanted privacy and just Linda by herself to witness it.
***To this day, I absolutely regret not letting that waitress CREAM PIE me.
I did go back to that restaurant looking for that waitress years later, but she no longer worked there.***
As we headed back to Chattanooga we didn't talk much.
I sat next to her and she still had her arm around my shoulders.
I think we didn't need to talk anymore...
We were just enjoying each other's company.
Linda was also scheming in silence. And she sure wasn't about to let me go home before she got a chance to coconut cream pie me in my face... At least once, while I was dressed up in those preppy clothes.
And I knew we were both quietly thinking the same thing. It was going to be more than just one coconut cream pie in my Face when we got home.