Last night when i was dropping off a work friend at her home, we were greeted with her drunk upstairs neighbour, knelt down on the footpath, jean halfway down her thighs, she was wearing one of those waist-length down jackets with the fur-trim hood, thats in fashion just now, (well in the u.k anyway). She was covered in baked beans, iit looked like she had attempted to put her hood up, but not quick enough, beans all over her hair, down her face and neck, inside her hood, all over her jacket and from what i could see, likely in her knickers too. Her sleeves were clean though, lol.

We waited a few mins as my friend did not want to get out the car just yet as her neighbour might give her a cuddle. She started drinking last week when she lost her job so has been getting drunk everynight, but has been keepng the noise down when she had been asked to by neighbours, so she is not a real loudy one, and usually nice and friendly, but with her being in a bit of a mess, my friend did not want to risk it.

The girl eventually practically crawled on her hands and knees back into the flats, after another 15minutes of waiting. remains of beans and sauce all over the footpath.