Its a warm Friday night in May on the campus of UC Berkeley. A large crowd eagerly packs the lawn behind Clark Kerr Residence Hall. Dance music throbs from a sound system. Club lights flash to a frenetic pulse. A group of girls push their way to the front of the crowd, excited to take in the scene.

Oh my God...This is going to be like, totally unreal. gasps one of the girls, laughing.

Long folding tables contain rows of whipped cream pies, cakes, colorful five gallon buckets, plastic bottles of ketchup, mustard, peanut butter...Three colorful kiddie pools are lined up in the middle of a giant blue tarp. A crew of guys prepare TV cameras and sound equipment for the mayhem that is minutes away.

Its 10:00 PM. The music cuts out and a cocky masculine voice blasts through the sound system: UC Berkeley...Are you ready to get WILD AND CRAZY?!

Y-E-A-H!!! screams the enthusiastic crowd.

Awesome. Im Josh and I want to welcome you to College Challenge, the event that puts students from Americas finest colleges and universities in wild and crazy situations. To celebrate the end of the semester here at Berkeley, residence halls across campus have voted for the RAs they would most like to trash tonight. ARE YOU GUYS READY TO DO THIS?!

The crowd lets out an ear splitting cheer. The earthy thud of a rock beat begins to pump. Giddy students rush to to the table, eager to select the perfect weapons. An incredibly beautiful girl in a bikini steps forward and the crowd goes wild. Her dark, shiny chestnut brown hair is pulled into a short, neat pony tail. Deep, radiant brown eyes illuminate her face. Her lips curve into a slightly shy smile. Its hard not to stare at such a memorable face. Her body, the epitome of glorious femininity is on full display.

She stands next to the first kiddie pool, laughing and trying to fake nonchalance. She must wait for Josh to announce the the dorm that she represents. Its an agonizing fifteen seconds...then twenty...She takes a deep, nervous breath and hastily brushes a hand over her bangs.

...Our first RA is representing Beautiful Bowles Residence Hall where she is also a Student Orientation Counselor. says Josh.

The crowd cheers as she slowly steps into the kiddie pool...one bare foot and then the other. The smooth curves of the inflatable pool are bright and immaculate just like the smooth curves of her legs and full, sumptuous breasts, wrapped in the bright bikini top like a valuable package. This is the first time she has ever stood in front of a crowd wearing a bikini...

Hardly able to contain their excitement, gleeful students line up in front of her, fully armed...waiting for chaos to erupt...The rock beat continues to thud. She stands facing a TV camera, her arms stiffly at her sides. A guy raises a massive pie in aim at her face. She glances at the heaping mounds of whipped cream that top smooth chocolate pudding and gobs of sticky chocolate syrup.

Sorry...Im kind of nervous. she giggles. She takes another deep breath, trying to stifle giggles and looks right into the camera:

Hi. Im Megan. Im 20 years old and Im from Brookfield, Connecticut. Im a senior Political Science major with a minor in English at UC Berkeley. When Im not studying I like playing the flute, running and volleyball.

...SMACK...The pie smashes into Megans face and the crowd erupts in cheers and jeers. Sloppy whipped cream and pudding explode in every direction. Megans face is instantly replaced with a thick, gooey mask. Her mouth hangs open for one stunned instant. Pie oozes into her hair and drops in heavy clumps into her cleavage and onto her legs.

The crowd cheers as a bucket is slowly lifted over Megans head. Her shoulders raise in tense anticipation...the bucket tips...Five gallons of heavy, cold baked beans splatter onto Megan, engulfing her hair...erasing the neat pony tail.

Ooooh.... comes the collective, mocking groan from the crowd.

Megan shakes with laughter as baked beans hit her shoulders and slide down...down...down...into her cleavage, collecting in between her breasts....beans hit her smooth legs....The back of her bikini bottom is pulled out and the remainder of the bucket fills her bikini. She giggles and writhes as she feels the beans fill her bikini.

Megans friends and residents watch in shock. Some onlookers seem unsure whether to be amused or to disapprove, but everyone is captivated...

A guy violently smashes a new pie into Megans face and then SMEARS it up into her hair to the delight of the crowd. The plate sticks to the top of her head. She meekly pulls it down.

That was awesome. says the guy as he high fives a friend.

Sorry. laughs a girl as she dumps five gallons of chocolate syrup over Megans head. The sticky syrup coats Megans hair and drips onto her shoulders. She feels it slowly...slowly run into her cleavage. It feels good...

We love you, Megan! screams a girl in the crowd as another girl gleefully squirts an entire bottle of mustard in Megans hair. The mound of mustard gets higher and higher until it begins to slowly fall off.

I bet this must be Megans proudest moment as Resident Assistant. says Josh, mockingly. Doesnt she look STUPID?!

Completely unrecognizable, Megan stands in the kiddie pool, dripping with goop, the oozing mixture collecting at her feet. Megan tries to pull slop from her face and then runs a hand over her bikini top and breasts, pushing as much off as possible. Clearly, its a losing battle.

The crowd, now completely out of control cheers with a riot like intensity as a beautiful, bikini clad asian girl steps forward. She pulls her short black hair back into a pony tail in preparation, rolling her eyes with that I cant believe Im really doing this look on her face.

Our second RA is representing Stern Hall if theres any loser out there that actually cares. says Josh.

Oh my God... moans the girl, laughing with embarrassment as she steps into the kiddie pool. She flinches, bracing herself as students surround her with pies and buckets. She knows no one is listening to her introduction and she just wants to get it over with:

Im Julie...Im 21 and Im from La Mesa, California. Im a senior Molecular Biology major at UC Berkeley...

A bucket tips and five gallons of Spaghetti-Os engulf Julie. Smack...A pie smashes into her face...Another pie pelts her breasts. The crowd jeers as five gallons of slimy raw eggs go over her head. A cake is smashed into Julies face and violently rubbed into her hair. Large chunks of the cake fall away only to be picked up and smeared into Julies cleavage. A girl enthusiastically scoops out an ENTIRE HANDFUL of peanut butter and begins smearing it into Julies hair...

Our third RA is representing Clark Kerr Residence Hall. says Josh.

Like dogs hungry for fresh meat all eyes watch as an immaculate bikini clad girl steps forward. She laughs with a fun loving exuberance and seems completely unfazed. Maybe shes even enjoying this experience? Long reddish blond hair flows down her back. She steps into the third kiddie pool. Students with pies and buckets surround her. She looks into the camera. She begins to speak and is immediately overcome with uncontrollable giggles:

Hi. Im Bethany...Im 20 years old and Im from Highland Park, Illinois...

A five gallon bucket of baked beans begins to tip.

Im a senior at UC Berkeley....Oh my God...

She continues, shaking with laughter as baked beans engulf her, demolishing her beautiful hair:

Im majoring in Environmental Science...

A bottle of ketchup is squirted at her breasts and down her legs...

OK...I can do this...My hobbies are running,...kayaking and playing the violin.

SMACK...a pie smashes into Bethanys face. Splat...Splat...she is pelted with more pies. She laughs as five gallons of chocolate syrup is dumped over her head.

This is awesome! she giggles as a bucket of cold clam chowder goes over her head.

Heavy metal music blasts from the sound system and everything remaining on the tables is dumped, smeared, thrown or squirted at Megan, Julie and Bethany. The girls begin to play in their kiddie pools, enjoying the feeling of gooey slop covering their bodies. As she lies in her pool, wallowing and enjoying the feeling of her legs and feet moving in the slop one final bucket of Spaghetti-Os is dumped onto Bethanys cleavage as she sprawls out and laughs.

When play time is done, Megan, Julie and Bethany climb out of the pools, gunk caked in their hair and completely covering their bodies. Stepping onto the tarp they try not to slip as they step to the hose down station.

Megan, Julie and Bethany...we need you to give campus tours to incoming freshman in three minutes. jokes Josh.

That was really fun! laughs sophomore Art History major Emily Manning. Its like something you would never ordinarily get to do. I mean, when do you ever get to squirt an entire bottle of mustard in someones hair? After a tough semester it feels really liberating!