Last Sunday my sister-inlaw's work were raising money for children in need, where there were 2 rubber pools, (the ones that are very popular here on umd) 1 pool was about 1 quarter filled with donated shower gels, bubble baths, shampoo/conditioner, soaps. (we alone gave 18 bottles of lynx shower gels, 5 bottles of bubble bath and 2 bottles of shampoo, you know the ones you get at xmas, ect and never use.) The other pool with just over half full of donated wet foods, ie, shit load of custards, beans, soups, sauses, so it was very thick with all the stuff mixed in and lumpy too. there were also numerous buckets filled individually with a food substance, ie buckets of custard, buckets of beans, ect ect.

2 girls, both dressed in waterproof suits, (trousers and jacket) 1 of them was wearing 2 sets, 2 pairs of black water proof trousers, with a red jacket, and a black jacket over the top of that,the other wore navy blue suit with a swim suit underneath. How it worked, was, you can buy a token that had a number on it for 1GBP and put it in either pool, then pay 5GBP for a jug and choose to fill it from one of the many buckets and pour it on what ever of the 2 women you wanted and wherever you wanted too, so you could pour it inside their trousers, inside the jacket...

By the time we got there it was mid afternoon, both the girls were very messy by that time, place was very busy and they needed someone to help with the jug pouring as it was getting quite messy for the person to pour themselves. My wife was wearing jeans, with one of her red Nike jackets and she was wearing a pair of her red shorts under her jeans. She agreed to help, so she went through the back to strip off so all she was wearing was the shorts and jacket, she has the jacket zipped all the way up ofcourse, so no one could see down inside when she was pending down to fill the jugs. She then followed the persons instructions on where to pour the jug on whatever person. My wife, ended up with a slimy bottom and sleeve a few times, as she was in bare feet, she slipped a few times in the mess on the floor. The girl wearing the 2 sets of waterproofs, gave my wife her outer pair of trousers.

My sister in-law turned up a little later (it was her birthday on the Monday, so we were going to their parents for birthday dinner) she was wearing a black velvet dress (came down to just above the knee) with canvas trainers and her black Kappa jacket (i know! what a look). She was asking what her sister was doing, (kind of obvious) i told her she was helping out as it was getting too messy for the public to be pouring the jugs themselves.

After a while, my sister-in-law's friends were plotting to get her all messy (as a birthday thing as well as raising more money too) so they were asking for 5-10GBP from whoever wanted to give that and also note down either soap or food (pool in which she would be put). 1 guy asked if my wife is also included in this, then others also thought that would be a great fun thing to do, i agreed, woud love to see her nike jacket all slimy, so she was then included.

After about another half hour or so, it was voted that my sister-in-law, in her dress and jacket would be put in the food pool, which left my wife with the soap pool, neither of them knew this, the girl who was wearing the 2 jackets had taken off her black jacket and went through the back and cleaned it, and was then hanging up to dry, incase my sister-in-law needed to wear it for going home. The other woman wearing all blue, was a multitude of colours all slimy with bits stuck all over and her suit was clinging to her.

The girl in the all blue who was now just standing in the pool of food, asked my sister-in-law to help her, so asked her to take off her shoes and stand by the edge of the pool, so she could pull open the front of her waterproof trousers, while the other girl poures a bucket of custard, yes a bucket this time, so as my sister-in-law leaned forward a little to get good purchase on the waist band, the bucket of custard was then poured over my sister-in-law's head, all down her back, shoulders, went inside her kappa jacket, then she was pulled into the pool and practically went right under and she stood up, arms wide out gasping, looking down and trying to wipe off the mess from the front of her jacket and dress, both of which were now clinging to her and dripping mess, her hair was hanging down in front of her face, after a few seconds, she then realised this was to do with her birthday. My wife who was now standing between the 2 pools, wearing black waterproof trousers, with her Nike jacket all zipped up, half slimy already on her sleeves, and trousers really slimy looking with food bits stuck to them. The girl dressed in the all blue suit, then went behind my wife and poured a jug from the soap pool down inside her trousers at the back, then, before my wife could really react, she was pushed back and both went into the pool of all the soaps. The soap was really thick, both emerged with really thick slime all over, my wifes jacket was tight on her skin, the girl in blue then pinned my wife down, on her front, and started shoving the slimy soap down inside the trousers and up inside her jacket too. after getting over the shock, it was then decided, my wife had to collect as many tokens from the bottom of the pool as she could in 3 minutes, while her sister had to do the same in the food pool, and both were given goggles to wear.

The timer started, then my wife started getting buckets of water poured over her, making the soap in the pool start to soap up, to make it more difficult to find the tokens, she got very soapy all up her sleeves and front, but her back was really shiny, with the water being poured on her, she pulled her hood up to stop her hair dangling in her face from the force of the water. Her sister was getting the buckets of food poured over her, she was an absolute mess, food all over her hair, her jacket was unrecognisable now as was mostly covered in beans and custard. After the time was up, they gathered all the numbered tockens and each person, who had paid for the token, chose one of the sisters to do a roll in whatever pool of their choice (great twist as both got covered in food and soapy. both were messy as hell with food and soap now being mixed on both pools. While this was going on, the other 2 girls were getting changed, both cleaned up their suits and towel-dried them the best they could, before putting them on a radiator to dry so both my wife and sister-in-law had something to wear for after.

They were told about the suits through the back so they could wear them for going home, this was when they were still taking turns rolling the a pool, so that certainly made my wife fully relax, so she really went for it, while rolling in the pools, she pulled her zip down a bit to bottom of her neck, so her nike jacket got more food/soap inside, as well as pulling her trousers out at the waist so stuff would go down inside. They both ended up pushing and shoving each other in the same pool towards the end. her sister was filling my wife's hood with jugs of the food from the pool and pulling it up over her head, and doing the same with the trousers, while my wife would push her sister down and pull her by the legs, so the food, and soap would be forced up inside her Kappa jacket from the waist and filling her dress too, so her jacket was bulging at the top (she had it zipped up to the top) some stuff escaping from the neck. By the time they were done, you couldn't make out what colour my wife's jacket was, it was just a wave of food and dirty foam, you were still able to see some black colour from the Kappa jacket in places.

My wife enjoyed the slippy feeling of the jacket and trousers, and even the shorts, all sliding against her skin. She was glad she still had her unworn-brand new nike jacket back at home, otherwise she would not have been very happy, lol. They both got showered, but the soap was still not fully coming out of their jackets, the nike jacket still had soap coming out of the seems (has a nylon lining, so soap was trapped between lining and outer shell) as well as the ribbed cuffs and waist. The kappa jacket was soaping down the fabric sleeves branding, but apart from that, both jackets would soap a bit when they moved when the material touched itself.

My wife put on her shorts again with the blue trousers and jacket and wore her nike jacket over the blue one, my sister-in-law wore the black trousers with her still damp Kappa jacket and the other black jacket over the top. There was still a stentch of custard (i hate the smell of custard so i tend t smell it more) from them, so i made them do the 10-15minutes walk to their parents house. Would have been fantastic if it was raining when they were walking home (rain came a couple of hours later) they would have been soaking.

This was a really fantastic afternoon and raised over 500GBP for children in need.