"Welcome back to WWE Backstage." Renee Young, who is wearing a black turtleneck and red pants, says as the show comes back from a commercial break. "I am here with Paige and Ember Moon and right now we are about to interview a very special guest. She is one of the greatest women's wrestlers of all time. She has had her share of noteworthy moments these past few weeks. Please welcome Charlotte Flair." Charlotte comes out wearing a beautiful long red dress. Charlotte comes out and hugs Paige, who is wearing a black spaghetti strap top and black jeans. Charlotte also hugs Ember, who is wearing a red v-neck and jeans. There are four chairs set up. Charlotte takes a seat in the second chair and sits between Renee and Paige.


Renee starts the interview. "So Charlotte you have made quite the impact since you have returned. You not only beat Dana Brooke and Carmella, but you left them in the ring completely messy and humiliated. Why did you do that?"


"Well Renee, I have been off for a few months and to be honest I have hated what the division has become. TV time is being given to those who don't deserve it. That is why I humiliated Carmella and Dana because there is no way they would want to show their face on TV after what I did to them." Charlotte laughs.

Paige asks "I love this attitude change from you, but I must ask why do you use wedgies, pies, and slime?" Charlotte smiles, "Well Paige, wedgies are my signature. It is so easy to pull up on the tights on all of the women in WWE whether it be Sasha, Becky, Asuka, or Alexa. Pies and slime are also hilarious because they are so childish and it is so embarrassing for adult women to get hit with pies and covered in slimed." Charlotte smiles.

Ember then speaks. "So who do you hope to induct into the pie club next?" Charlotte takes a good look at all three women. Then she looks at the camera and shrugs. "Hmmm I don't know." Charlotte cracks a smile.

As soon as she says that, an alarm is heard three large buckets of cake batter are tipped over from the ceiling covering Renee, Paige, and Ember in cake batter. Renee gets covered in green cake batter. Paige gets covered in chocolate cake batter. Ember is covered in yellow cake batter. Charlotte goes behind the camera grabs a trolley full of pies and cream. Charlotte grabs a banana cream pie and smashes it in Renee's face. "At least the banana matches your beautiful hair or at least it used to before the slime. Charlotte laughs before grabbing a vanilla pudding pie. "Well Paige, I know you would take offense to this pie in the face but, at this point, I bet you are used to having white stuff on your face." Charlotte smashes the pie into Paige's face and rubs it around.

Eventually, Charlotte goes to Ember with a chocolate cream pie. Ember tries to cover her face. "Oh Ember you should not have done that." Charlotte goes behind Ember and opens up her jeans and blue panties and dumps the chocolate cream pie down her panties. "Woah Ember these panties look awfully stretchy. I wonder how far I can pull them up." Charlotte gives Ember a huge wedgie. Ember yelps as her panties are at her shoulder level. "Wow I think I can make this an atomic wedgie." Charlotte gives one more mighty tug and snaps the panties on Ember's forehead completing the atomic wedgie. "Wow my first atomic wedgie. You should be honored Ember." Charlotte laughs as Ember is trapped in her atomic wedgie.

Paige grabs a pie from the trolley and tries to sneak up on Charlotte, who was admiring her work. "Hey Charlotte." Paige throws a strawberry pie at Charlotte, but Charlotte ducks out of the way and the pie hits Ember right in the face. "Are you kidding me, Paige?" Ember wipes her eyes. "Relax Ember, it was an accident." Paige said in an annoyed tone. "Ember grabs a boston cream pie from the table and tries to hit Paige, but Paige sidesteps the pie and Ember smashes the pie into Renee's face. Paige laughs as Renee wipes her eyes. Renee and Ember are both furious they each grab a pie and smash it on a side of Paige's face for a pie sandwich.

After this, all three women rush to the trolley and a pie fight ensues between the three women. Charlotte watches from a distance amazed that the women are doing the dirty work for her. Renee, Paige, and Ember use all the pies on each other. A couple of minutes later all three women are covered head to toe in pie. All three women slipped and fell on the floor. Charlotte used this opportunity to carry three buckets filled with shaving cream to the women. She put one bucket on Renee's head, one bucket on Paige's head, and one bucket on Ember's head. All three women were left covered in shaving cream and with buckets on their head that say PIE CLUB MEMBER. Charlotte laughs and walks off as the show ends.

THE END

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