Report Two

Control looked at the report in front of her and then up at the view screen.

"And this Dogapotamus 'incapacitated' you?" She asked.

Captain Amy Order, aboard the bridge of the SPF 50 blushed. She was dressed in a new blue bodysuit.

"That is correct."

Control noticed the blush.

"Would you care to elaborate on that."

"Nope."

"Hmm," Control adjusted the red silk kimono that matched the colour of her long hair and sat back in her chair. "Professor Havoc is correct, it is protected. You can't hurt it."

"I have no intention of going anywhere near it." Order stated.



The door to Control's office opened, and Miss Samantha backed in pulling a trolley filled with cream pies. She was wearing a lab coat and her blonde hair was tied back in a bun.

"Control, I have the..." She turned around and saw Captain Order on the view screen "...the additional evidence...that we needed...to perform additional analysis on." Miss Samantha held the lab coat tightly closed, but it did not hide the white fishnet stockings on her legs.

Control coughed, "Thank you Miss Samantha. Now Captain Order, go back down and arrest Professor Havoc!"

The view screen went blank and Control turned her chair to face Miss Samantha. She adjusted her kimono, loosening it to show her considerable bust.

"What were we going to analyse again?"

Miss Samantha slowly removed the lab coat, revealing she was wearing a white corset and panties underneath.

"The effects of pie cream on bare flesh." She smiled, and undid the bun, shaking her hair out. She picked up a pie and held it in front of Control's face.

"Be sure to let me know how this feels." The blonde said as she sensuously pushed it into the red head's face. Dollops of cream dropping onto Control's breasts.

"I feel like I want more." Control sighed.

-

Captain Amy Order stood on the teleporter and assumed her pose as Chief Arran walked in.

"Captain, did you remember..."

"Yes, Oily, I set the adjustment 10 metres to the right."

"The tracking is off to the left."

"But I appeared 10 metres to left of the pad."

"Huh, I wonder if we reinstalled the array upside down."

"Where am I going to end..."

The teleporter finished charging and activated.

-

In Control's office, the red headed boss of the Space Patrol Force was sat in her chair. Her kimono and a g-string were now piled on the floor. Miss Samantha had slowly and thoroughly covered her boss in pies. Not a single inch of clean skin, she had been very meticulous, paying diligently intense concentration to Control's breasts. Then getting Control to stand and then sit back down in a particularly large pie that splashed up her arse crack.

"How do you feel now?"

"Hot," Control moaned.

Miss Samantha kissed her.

"Anywhere in particular?"

"Lower..."

The Assistant kissed her neck.

"There?"

"Lower..."

A tongue trailed through the cream on Control's nipples.

"Lower..."

Miss Samantha pushed her face into the pile of pie remains Control was sat it until her tongue found a very wet pussy.

Control moaned in pleasure.

-

"...up?"

Captain Amy Order appeared 20 metres to the left of the landing pad and dropped into mud. She sank up to her breasts.

"Seriously?" She heard him shout from the landing pad.

"Don't start with me." She yelled back as she wallowed, struggling to turn.

"If you are trying to manually adjust the teleporter targeting, please be aware that this planet rotates in the opposite direction."

Amy looked up at Havoc. He was wearing a hard hat, he had his lab coat sleeves rolled up and was in the middle of installing safety netting on the left side of the landing pad.

"Where is your guard dog?" She asked cautiously

"In the kennels, sleeping off a large meal, you do not want to know what I had to clean up."

"You expect sympathy?"

"A little, considering today I'll have deal with twice the amount."

From the mud around Captain Order two Dogapotami emerged.

"No, No, No..."

She was sandwiched between the two massive tongues and the suit began to dissolve.

-

Control orgasmed and sat back gasping in her chair as Miss Samantha withdrew from between the red head's legs. Her face streaked with cream.

"A very informative experiment I think."

She stood and turned towards the trolley. She felt movement behind her, and Control's hands on her waist.

"The important thing about an experiment," Control said as she unclipped the back of Miss Samantha's corset. It dropped to the floor. Control reached round and picked up two pies, holding them in front of her assistant's pert breasts. "Is being able to duplicate the results." Miss Samantha moaned as her boss massaged the pies onto her breasts.

-

Amy lay panting, enveloped in the mud, her face just visible.

"Please don't get me wrong," Havoc called. "I am really not complaining," He was sat on the side of the landing pad, with his hard hat removed and now covering his groin. "But have you considered wearing anything beneath the bodysuit."

A Dogapotamus gave her face one last lick before moving off.

"I'll be back." Order growled before activating the return teleporter.

"Looking forward to it."

-



Report Three

Captain Amy Order, again dressed in a blue bodysuit stood on the teleporter and glared at her chief engineer.

"Are you sure?"

"I'm 100% sure." Olivia placated the Captain. "We've adjusted for the planet's spin, magnetic anomalies, the targeting system tracking issues and checked everything was installed correctly."

"So you're sure."

"If this thing does not get you to the centre of the landing pad, you can...spank me with pies." Olivia had short purple hair, was below average height, but with a buxom figure. She was dressed in a blue boilersuit that was covered in various oil stains.

"Fine, teleport me."

"Beginning charge."

"Hey Chief!" One of the ship engineers walked in. "We managed to fix the issue with the targeting system..." He stopped at the look of horror on the Chief and Captain's faces.

"Oh no." Olivia said.

"Oh..." Captain Amy Order began as the teleporter activated.

The Chief looked at the empty teleporter pad. "Better tell the gallery to prepare some pies for me."

-

"...no!"

Captain Amy Order appeared 10 metres to the right of the landing pad and dropped.

"You have got to be kidding me." She heard from above. Amy looked up frantically from the mud.

"Please tell me your pets are in the kennels today."

"I could, but I'd be lying."

She heard fast pace plodding as the three Dogapotami happily bounded towards her, splashing mud.

"No, no, no..."

-

The teleporter activated. A thoroughly mud and slime covered Amy Order appeared. She glared at Olivia.

"I had the pies delivered to your quarters."

Amy grabbed Olivia's sleeve and pulled the Chief Engineer after her.

-

Olivia waited while Amy showered. She kept glancing at the trolley full of thick gooey pies the galley had generously prepared.

Amy emerged from the shower and put on a short navy blue silk nightie.

"Lose the boilersuit."

Olivia stripped it off to reveal she was wearing a red lace bra and matching panties.

Amy raised an eyebrow, "you wear that under your boilersuit?"

Olivia blushed, "Sometimes "

Amy produced a set of handcuffs and cuffed Olivia's hands behind her back. The Captain stood the Chief in front of the desk. She place three chocolate pies on the desk, carefully lined up with the purple haired girl's face and breasts.

Olivia gulped before she felt a hand on her back and she was bent forwards into the gooey pies smothering her face and chest. She felt chocolate pudding seep through her bra.

Splat

Olivia moaned as the pie was spanked against her arse. She felt it spray up her back.

Another pie splattered against her backside and was spread down. She felt it pervade the thin lace covering her pussy. The next pie was smeared down her inner thighs. She felt Amy hook her fingers around the waist of the panties and pull them down around Olivia's ankles. The Chief shrieked as a pie was pushed against her pussy and spread up to her bum.

"What was that?"

"Cherry"

More pies were spanked against her arse. Olivia moaned in enjoyment.

"You're not supposed to enjoy a punishment." Amy told her.

"This isn't a punishment, it's the first part of an apology."

"What's the second part?"

Olivia slide off the desk and turned to face Amy. She leant up and kissed her.

"Don't move." She whispered and knelt down.

She pushed her head under the bottom of Amy's silk nightie and then up into her crotch.

Amy sighed in pleasure.

-



Report 4

Professor Havoc looked up from his work on the stanchion as he heard the tell-tale buzz of a teleporter. Captain Amy Order appeared in the middle of the landing pad. She was wearing a green bodysuit for a change (They had run out of blue), and stood with her hands on her hips, chest out.

"Managed to get your teleporter sorted?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.

She deflated a little and sighed "Yes"

"I've just finished installing the safety netting." He nodded to the netting that ran all the way around the landing pad.

"I appreciate it." She admitted honestly. "Look, can we just start from the beginning again."

He stared at her, then got to his feet.

He took off his hard hat and chucked it into some bushes. Straightening his lab coat he moved round to the front of the landing pad.

"Who is this dashing figure in green I see before me?" He exclaimed, just a little over-dramatically.

"I am Captain Order." She said puffing out her chest again.

"Not Captain Amy Order!"

"That's right."

"Hero of the Space Patrol Force?"

"Correct"

"Awarded ten Medals of Valour and credited with the saving the galaxy countless times before the age of 30."

"That's right." She beamed

"Once modelled for Miss Denise's Adult Toy..."

"And we can skip that bit." She interrupted.

Havoc smiled and nodded in deference.

"I am Professor Havoc, welcome to my humble estate."

For the first time Captain Order could look at her surroundings. The muddy moat surrounded a considerable area with numerous large buildings made of glass, metal and marble. The buildings were covered with gardens and tidy vegetation to reduce disruption to the environment. She was actually quite impressed.

"Now how can I help you?" He asked.

"I am here to arrest you."

"On what charge?"

"For the responsibility of the messy incidents that have occurred over the week." Captain Order proclaimed.

"And why would you think I was to blame for those?" He asked a little too innocently.

"We traced the ingredients used backed to you."

"Of course you would, that's what my business here is. We are the galaxy's biggest supplier of messy goods. I would have been surprised if you hadn't found ingredients from here. I mean we even supplied Miss Denise's Adult Toy Emporium..."

He stopped when she glared at him.

"I would like to investigate the premises." She asked, growling at him.

"Do you have a warrant?"

"I don't need a warrant!"

She strode forward.

"I wouldn't if I were you..."

She stopped in front of him.

"Are you going to stop me?

"I won't..." She pushed past him and onto the main walkway which was made of a slightly soft material.

"...but the security system might."

Four mechanical pillars with flashing lights rose from the gardens around the path where she stood.

"Intruder Detected" a computerised voice stated. "Halt Immediately"

"I am not going to let some large tin cans tell me what to do!"

"Resistance Detected. Armour Detected. Beginning Neutralisation."

Four jets of foam sprayed out from the pillars, covering Amy completely. She shrieked and then screamed as the bodysuit began to dissolve.

The bodysuit disintegrated, to reveal she was wearing a black sports bra and tight lycra shorts.

"Oh, you took my advice." Havoc commentated.

"Disappointed?" Captain Order glared at him while wiping foam from her hair.

He paused. "I'm not sure there is a safe answer to that question."

"What did you do to my bodysuit."

"Well after seeing how effective the Dogapotami saliva was..." Captain Order paused and looked despairingly at the foam covering her. "I developed a non biological artificial version."

She looked up at him, "No saliva?"

"No saliva."

"And you did that in three days?"

"I really am a professor."

"I'm still going to get you for this." She pointed at him.

"Aggression Detected," The pillars announced. "Beginning Incapacitation."

"What?"

Four high pressure jets of blue paint erupted from the pillars, coating Amy and the path around her in blue. She was plastered from head to toe and knocked over. The path sank slightly to form a hollow in the ground, into which she slipped. The pillars tracked her fall over and adjusted the aim. She was deluged in the exceptionally slippery paint and she felt it pervade under her bra and shorts. Amy tried to get to her feet but kept slipping and sliding. The jets keeping a constant flow over her until she stopped moving, leant back on her elbows and let it spray over her.

The pillars stopped.

Amy reclined amid the pool of blue, her hair, face and body dyed blue. She felt it ooze amid her underwear which had done a terrible job of keeping it out, but now a remarkable job of keeping it in.

She wiped her eyes and glared at Havoc.

"It's non toxic and biodegradable." He squirmed under Captain Order's gaze.

"It had better wash off."

"I can let you have the formula for the cleaning agent."

He moved to the edge of the splash area and held out his hand. Amy carefully got to a crouch and grabbed his hand. But as she tried to stand properly, she moved a bit too quickly and slipped. She fell backwards, pulling him towards her. She landed on her back, and Havoc landed on top of her, his face in her cleavage.

"Aggression Detected"

"Oh no"

The jets started up again, covering the both of them. They slid and collided under the torrent of paint. They were covered and entangled with each other. Their arms and legs running over each other's body. In the carnage Havoc lost his lab coat and glasses. At one point Amy managed to get over him, and found his face in her crotch. A not unpleasant sensation, she decided, before being knocked backwards by a jet. They slipped around each other before Amy managed to get on top of him.

"Stop moving" She shouted at him.

They both stopped, although one of the jets was spraying directly between her legs. They were both breathing heavily as the jets stopped. Order and Havoc were drenched in the blue paint.

Amy lay on top of him and raised an eyebrow.

"Is that a spanner in your pocket?" She asked.

He shook his head.

Her hand reached down and slid into his trousers. She smiled.

"If we move too much, we'll set them off again."

She loosened his trousers and pushed them down. He reached down and helped her wriggle out of her shorts. He gasped as she slid his cock into her pussy. They kissed and began to slowly move in sync. Her hands moving under his t-shirt, while his slid under her bra.

After a while the pillars registered movement, but the resulting streams of goo seemed only to encourage it.