Can you believe it - I'm dating a music teacher! Not just any teacher but the Head of Music at the University no less. One of the brightest women in the city is dating the guy who looks after the buildings around the campus. I'm living proof that opp...

Of all the unusual email exchanges in my Inbox, this was probably the most bizarre: 'Jim Would you like to come to the seaside with us next month? I want you to film us walking round the town with filled knickers and maybe more.' Jim's reply was e...

It's been about six months since Jim the cameraman last joined us (see the earlier story WAM Bang Thank you Cameraman). What an evening that was! We were both taken aback at how rampantly horny he was and how he wasted no time getting into our filth...

Splosh friends listen up. You've read part one haven't you? If not, please go back and read it. I need to tell you something. It's something that might change your opinion of me and it's not something I'm proud of. I'm a cheat. A dirty sploshing chea...

'Delicates. Hand wash only' My lacy white panty and bra set hung on the end of his rubber-gloved little finger. His thumb flicked over the wash labels. In his other hand was a three-inch brush loaded with black paint. He prodded at the delicate und...

'You're laughing?' 'Oh no, no just a little excited. Most guys run a mile when I tell them that' We were on our second date and just had an awkward, amusing conversation about the little things that turn us on and make us tick! He didn't need to kn...

I used to enjoy filming the Missus and me having messy sex. We'd set up our paddling pool and lights and camera press 'record' and dive in. But then it started to become more about the filming than the sex and eventually we got fed up having to stop...

It was after our third trip to The Regal club that Kat announced she'd invited Justin back to our place for a good seeing-to. Not that she just wanted him for a shag mind. You see Justin was an eccentric thespian, and a well-hung one at that. We'd...

'Another of your awful outfits?' There was silence. 'Piss off and get changed again!' That hurt - leaving the room for the second time and with no explanation. But in the bedroom all became clear. On a little 'post-it' note stuck to the lapel of m...

Remember when you first showed me a copy of Splosh? The cover girl wore baked beans and very little else. I was shocked. It was brave of you to show me that magazine, but you couldn't have imagined the pleasures it would bring. That evening we raide...

Clean, dried, lavender-fresh and out of the bathroom in a puff of sweet steam. Next door a still-filthy hubby lies in a sea of semi-liquid brown sludge. 'Eh! I thought you were cleaning up?' 'Uh oh I feel horny again' he replied. Thought I'd wait u...