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An unexpected situation
Story by madmalc
Posted 8/4/26     1505 views
This story is linked to the Writers Corner Group August prompt.


Jon was a fairly average looking guy, in his early 30's and the owner of a small Hotel on the South coast of England. Business was steady if not spectacular as he had established a reputation for good quality food and reasonable accommodation rates in an area known for expensive Hotels.
The majority of his clientele were of the elderly age group and only having eight rooms meant he kept overall costs down with a small, loyal band of trustworthy staff. Livelier younger groups tended to frequent the more fashionable Hotels locally. This particular day however, Jon was cursing his luck having just received notification of the cancellation of all his rooms for the forthcoming weekend. The Hotel had been booked by a family group celebrating their Grandmothers 80th birthday. Tragically she had passed away causing the cancellation. Jon was sympathetic to the family and agreed to refund the deposit. However he had promised extra shifts for his staff and was now seemingly left with an empty hotel. On top of that was the fact he had pushed a local builder to complete the renovation of the old disused gym area, installed by the previous owner, into a function room and bar area. For some reason he had decided to retain the toilet and changing area, adjacent to the new addition.
And so when the phone rang and it was Angelo the Manager of The Grand Hotel, located some 100 yards away from his establishment, he was initially unenthusiastic. However his mood brightened considerably when Angelo explained that due to a Health and Safety issue his hotel had to close immediately. Angelo explained that he had arranged accommodation for most of his guests with the exception of a group of 6 ladies and could Jon help.
Naturally Jon was overjoyed at the news and made preparations to host the group who were arriving on Friday evening.

At about 6pm on Friday Jon was pleasantly surprised as the group arrived. Very pleasantly surprised actually as the group were all he estimated in the age range of 25 to 35 . Clearly they had enjoyed their train journey down as they all gave the impression of having consumed a considerable amount of drink.
Seemingly the leader of the group, a somewhat buxom, curvaceous, curly haired blond, who introduced herself as Pam, was keen to get her party settled ready for a night on the town. Jon was then introduced to the rest of the group. Firstly Lauren, an attractive brunette for whom this weekend had been arranged as she had recently become divorced. Next was a sophisticated looking blond Faye who clearly was unimpressed with the Hotel having expected something more luxurious when she agreed to join the party. Lyn was another brunette with a very cheeky smile as she flirted with Jon asking if he was going to look after them all weekend. Giggling with her was a petite redhead introduced as Debbie, who again looked up for some fun as she eyed up the proprietor. Completing the group was a serious looking dark haired girl wearing glasses , Karen, whose role appeared to be keeping an eye on the group.
Having completed check in and explained the bar was located in the basement the ladies made their way to their individual rooms. Jon wondered what lay ahead.

About 30 minutes later Jon was in the bar when Lauren entered. After exchanging pleasantries Lauren explained how Pam had insisted on celebrating her new freedom with a weekend away with her work colleagues from a Local Authority. She seemed keen to talk, possibly because of the alcohol intake and Jon was happy to be a listening board. He was astonished when Lauren explained about her divorce. Apparently she had discovered her ex husband, Jack, had an obsession with a particular type of fetish.
Intrigued Jon enquired further. When Lauren somewhat embarrassingly told him that she had found on his laptop clips of him cavorting with two naked girls messing around with gunge, Jon was stunned. Apparently Lauren continued he was heavily into the "messy" scene with regular trips to meet up with females and she knew nothing of his particular interest. Part of the reason why Jon was stunned was simply due to the fact that he too was heavily involved in the messy fetish world and had also kept this a secret from others!
"I wish he had told me it actually looks like fun" she giggled having been confident in Jon's company.
He smiled. "What if you saw something like this happen and you realised it was fun?" he inquired unsure of the reaction.
"Oh my God" Lauren responded with shock looking at him carefully. The wide grin on his face gave the game away. "Are you into this WAM thing too?"
Jon nodded. "What if I arranged some entertainment for you ladies tomorrow afternoon here?"
It was Laurens turn to grin. " So we could get the chance to mess you up?"
"Well I was hoping it might involve everyone" he smiled. "But if it gives you the chance to unleash your vengeance on someone, I guess it could be arranged. But don't expect it all to be one way" he added.
At this point the rest of the group entered the bar and after downing two bottles of wine made their exit, keen to know what Lauren had been discussing with Jon.

The next day at a late breakfast the ladies smiled knowingly when Jon appeared. He employed a couple of local students, Poppy and Chloe to work as waitresses during the week to support his full time staff of Nico the Italian chef and general handyman, together with Jenny, a single mum who was a real asset to the team. In her late 20's the blonde with a dazzling smile covered both the restaurant and the bar whenever her domestic duties allowed, and without her Jon knew he would struggle.
Clearly during their night out the ladies had discussed the forthcoming entertainment and eagerly awaited what was in store. Jon for his part was equally excited never dreaming that this unexpected offer would occur!

At 2pm the ladies who had all decided to wear smart dresses with the exception of Karen in trousers and top whilst Debbie chose jeans accompanied by a tight fitting white t shirt. Lauren had agreed with Jon that the first part of the action would involve him being on the receiving end, a fact which Jon accepted, especially as Lauren explained they were all up for anything in the second part of the entertainment.
Nico had been busy in the kitchen and had provided a large array of cream cakes and pies, jugs of custard and chocolate, plus two large containers of cake mix. Jon in addition had mixed up a large number of buckets with different coloured gunge that he had purchased recently wondering if they would ever be used. A large tarpaulin sheet covered the floor with three trestle tables placed around the room. Most of the chairs and tables had been removed apart from 6 chairs for the ladies and one placed in the middle of the room.
Pam who loved being the centre of attention announced in a shrill voice "Ladies we all know that poor Lauren suffered the humiliation of discovering her ex had been cheating on her and at the same time exercising his interest in what I understand is something called Wam". The ladies booed. "So today our wonderful host Jon has agreed to be the target of our revenge on Laurens behalf."
At this point Lauren assisted by Lyn and Debbie approached the semi protesting Jon forcing him to sit on the chair before securing his wrists and ankles to the chair legs and sides. Jon had decided to wear a t shirt and jeans for his humiliation realising his clothes were likely to be ruined.
Pam and Faye who looked with contempt at Jon, wondering why on earth someone would agree to this what she felt as torture, wheeled on two trolleys which contained a variety of pies, cakes, jugs and buckets.
"Over to you Lauren" announced Pam.
Lauren, who was experiencing mixed emotions of excitement and glee at the thought of messing up Jon, stepped forward armed with a large lemon flavoured cake. " Apparently" she said "guys enjoy being pied and gunged. I cant understand why!" at which point she released the pie straight into his face rubbing it firmly around as he spluttered to keep his composure.
The ladies whooped with joy at the sight in front of them, as they lined up each armed with a cream pie to take it in turn to destroy Jon. At the end of the 10 pie battering he was unrecognisable. Most of the pies were directed at his face and head but several found their mark on his chest and he was well aware that someone had enjoyed rubbing a pie into his crotch. It was obvious too that the bulge in his jeans showed that despite the ordeal Jon had enjoyed the experience!
A fact noted by Pam who shouted "Christ look at that hard dick" to raucous laughter.
Lauren who clearly was enjoying the experience said " we'll have to do something about that" and assisted again by Lyn released Jon's ankle and wrist straps but only to enable them to remove his jeans and t shirt. With his clear erection visible in his briefs Lauren decided to pour a bucket of custard over his head and with Lyn's assistance pulled open the waistband enabling the yellow liquid to penetrate inside, before giving his penis a sly rub whilst Lyn performed a wedgie on him as Jon screamed with shock.
The torture was far from over as Debbie assisted by Pam proceeded to tip a bucket of chocolate followed by a jug of custard over him, engulfing Jon in a brown and yellow mess. Faye who had kept her distance from the action, was persuaded to pick up another pie and place it firmly in his face, which bought a smile to her lips accompanied by a shake of the head and mouthed the word "really" at the state he was in.

Jon's fate was ended at this point as he was allowed to make his way to the changing area thanking himself that in the renovation process the showers and sanctuary of that area remained. He contented himself with knowing the second half would be very different. Whilst the ladies awaited his reappearance there were murmurs of excitement at what lay ahead. Throughout this ordeal a bemused Jenny was watching in some disbelief from behind the bar before serving several glasses of wine to the excited guests. It was the ladies turn to be somewhat apprehensive although both Lauren and Lyn were intrigued. Faye adopted a "well if you think that's happening to me forget it" attitude, Pam was too busy laughing and explaining to Jenny why this incident occurred, Karen looked confused whilst Debbie added "well this beats a wet t shirt contest I once entered, and I thought that was bad enough!"

Several minutes later Jon emerged smartly dressed in blue blazer, white shirt and cream chino style trousers enlisting appreciative whistles from the ladies. Jon smiled "Ladies its Quiz time. May we have the first pair please" indicating Lauren and Lyn to step forward. A fresh supply of cream pies and jugs of gunge had appeared as the two ladies were ushered to their seats. Jon clearly enjoying his status announced "Our first round is True or False. I will ask each contestant a question. If they get it right their opponent gets a forfeit. Get it wrong and its messy forfeit for them". The ladies giggled awaiting their fate.
Lauren having observed the trolley added "When we agreed to this I thought we might get a pie each, I didn't realise there would be this mess".
Jon laughed "On the contrary. When I agreed to this 'unexpected offer' to help you get revenge on your ex, you didn't think you'd end up clean surely".
A series of obscure questions were asked the majority of which produced wrong answers with Lyn faring slightly better with two correct guesses. It meant that Jon had the pleasure of pieing both girls in the face several times before pouring two jugs of gunge over their heads ensuring plenty went inside their dresses as they squirmed with surprise. Very soon their ordeal was complete as Lauren whispered in Jon's ear "I kinda get how this could be a turn on" much to his joy.
Next up were Debbie and Karen. Poor Debbie bore the brunt of the punishment as Karen demonstrated significant knowledge of obscure facts! Only a lucky guess from Debbie ensured a pie to Karens face as the bedraggled redhead covered in pies and custard, was helped away.
A relaxed Pam primarily due to several glasses of wine and a reluctant Faye were the final contestants. "My dress must not get ruined" stated Faye firmly. "If I must go ahead with this please ensure pies to the face" glaring at Jon as she tossed her head with indignation. Amazingly things seemed to be going Fayes way initially as Pam received the bulk of the remaining pies plus custard tipped over her head, Jon concentrating on her obvious cleavage as a target. Eventually the inevitable happened and Faye guessed incorrectly. Dramatically she pulled her hair to one side as she awaited the pie. However Jon, to the amusement of the watching ladies, hesitated for effect before smashing two pies either side of her face and as she struggled to remove the cream from her face, poured a bucket of custard over her head as she shouted with horror "My hair ruined. My dress ruined. Someone will pay for this" before storming out.
The other ladies found this highly amusing before joining her in the changing area. All of them except Lauren who sidled up to Jon. Sweetly she looked at him "You know i'm beginning to see what my ex liked about WAM. Its a shame we have to stop here".
Jon smiled "Well actually we've still got some mess left indicating some buckets of gunge, jugs of custard and 2 pies.
Lauren smiled "If you are offering what I think you are offering" before checking her friends had gone.. Sexily they started undressing each other Jon's pristine blazer, trousers and shirt flung to one side as Lauren stripped off her dress revealing just pink knickers. Firstly Jon picked up a pie and gently massaged it into her boobs caressing her nipples before gently sucking each one as she moaned with pleasure. He removed her pink panties before laying her on the floor and gently tipping a jug of custard across her naked body, his fingers gently touching her pussy. Roughly Lauren turned him on his back, straddled his legs and smeared the remaining pie across his chest carefully rubbing it around. "I think you are still overdressed" she whispered as she whipped off his briefs his large erect cock firm as she gently played with his balls. Resisting the urge for him to cum she tipped a bucket of green gunge with her free hand over his body ensuring his cock was liberally doused in the green liquid. Followed by a jug of custard over the top half of their bodies as the pair writhed in the coloured liquid. Slowly and sensually Lauren encouraged his firm cock inside of her as they climaxed together with cries of ecstasy , As they slowly relaxed after coming together they rolled onto their backs.
Their pleasure was rudely interrupted by a loud cough. Stunned Jon turned round. "Would sir require anything else from the bar or may I close for the day"? a grinning Jenny said, having witnessed the sexual antics of her boss.
An embarrassed Jon could only plaintively reply "Thanks Jenny I think we can manage from here".....
Labeled male+female
Comments:
RevSlymsford:
8/6/26
Really enjoyed this one. I enjoyed the new characters, and also the fact that it was the male character getting trashed first, and then the girls getting it later.

I also thought the sex element was interwoven naturally and skillfully.

Great application of the August prompt
courier:
8/7/26
Great story can see part 2 with Jenny
madmalc:
8/7/26
Thanks for comments guys.
Yes I do have an outline plan for a follow up, and you never know......
messwriter:
8/15/26
Glorious work, wonderful balance of build-up and pay-off.
madmalc:
8/17/26
Thanks messwriter. Glad you enjoyed.
Nollvane:
9/1/26
"Angelo explained that he had arranged accommodation for most of his guests with the exception of a group of 6 ladies and could Jon help."
Well, if he must. What a sacrifice! Very fun read.
madmalc:
9/2/26
Thanks Nollvane, glad you enjoyed.
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