Alexa Bliss's Slapstick Adventures

Chapter 9: Visiting an Old Friend

Sasha Banks was in her hotel room,laying on her bed, staring at her Smackdown Women's Championship. Sasha was looking at her reflection through the title. She saw her beautiful hair, carmel brown skin, and a smile that revealed her bright, white teeth. She finally got what she deserved. Sasha had won a championship in the main event of Summerslam. It finally felt like it was a new era in WWE. Sasha would be playing second fiddle to no one anymore. Even more important, Sasha finally felt like she had a friend who actually cared about her. Alexa Bliss and Sasha Banks had hated each other ever since they started in NXT. They wrestled each other many times with both of them winning a fair amount of times. Eventually, both Sasha and Alexa gained respect for each other, even if they didn't admit it out loud. However, that all changed at Summerslam when Alexa and Sasha revealed that they had formed an intimate partnership with each other. A masked Sasha Banks helped Alexa win the Raw Women's Championship from Charlotte Flair in a Just Desserts match. Not only that, but Charlotte had to be taken out of the arena via ambulance. It was reported that Charlotte will be out an indefinite amount of time. Alexa returned the favor by distracting and sliming Bianca Belair which led to Sasha hitting Bianca with the belt and getting the 1-2-3. Sasha landed a big kiss on her title belt before hearing a knock on her door.

Sasha got up from her bed and went to the door to see who it was. Sasha opened up her door to see Alexa Bliss shaking a bottle of champagne. "Congrats, champ." Alexa says as she pulls the cork off the bottle leading to champagne being sprayed all over Sasha. Sasha screams as Alexa continues to pour the champagne over Sasha's head. "What are you doing?" Sasha says as she laughs and covers her eyes."I am spraying you with champagne. Sports teams do this whenever they win a championship. I am just continuing the tradition." Alexa says as she dumps the rest of the champagne over Sasha's head and chest. "How honorable of you." Sasha says as she grabs a towel to wipe her eyes. "Well since you seem like you are into honoring traditions. There is this tradition in baseball that happens to a player that wins the team the game. Alexa says as she quickly sneaks out to grab the banana cream pie from the hallway. "What is that?" Sasha says as she throws the towel to the side and turns toward Alexa. "This." Alexa says as she smashes the banana cream pie in Sasha's face and rubs the tin over her hair. Sasha stands there stunned as Alexa giggles and empties the pie crust onto Sasha's blue hair. Sasha uses her tongue to lick some of the cream off of her face. "Mmm. Banana cream pie. My favorite." Sasha laughs. Alexa plants a passionate kiss on Sasha's lips. "Mmm you are right. That does taste good." Sasha and Alexa giggle and hold each other tightly while they kiss for a little bit.

Eventually Sasha and Alexa separate their lips. "Seriously though, I got us some champagne and chocolate covered strawberries. Why don't you clean yourself off before we enjoy the sweets." Alexa says as she let's go of Sasha. Sasha nods and goes off to the bathroom to clean herself up. Alexa gets a bottle of champagne, a couple of glasses and a box of chocolate covered strawberries. After setting up the champagne and strawberries on the hotel balcony, Alexa gets on her phone. Alexa scrolls through Twitter to see the reaction of the events that happened at Summerslam. The Just Desserts match was a surprising hit. People loved seeing Charlotte get humiliated since Charlotte was usually the one that made Alexa look bad. People also enjoyed seeing Alexa Bliss get stripped down to her underwear. However, the main event got a very mixed reaction. People were happy to see Sasha get a big main event win,but they were not happy that Sasha was getting involved with this Alexa nonsense. People thought that pies and slime were beneath Sasha. Some people really hated that Bianca's first title loss happened in such humiliating fashion. "Aw. Boo hoo." Alexa mockingly said to her phone. People are going to have to live with the fact that Women's wrestling would be going in a different direction with Alexa and Sasha being on top of the division.

Sasha joined Alexa out on the hotel balcony wearing a bathrobe. She kisses Alexa on top of her head before pouring a glass of champagne for herself and sitting in a chair next to Alexa. Alexa looked at her phone and noticed a couple interesting tweets that caught her eye. "Oh that's interesting."Alexa said as she chewed on a strawberry. "What is it? Sasha said as she grabbed a strawberry. Sonya Deville just tweeted a couple of announcements that have to do with us." Alexa said as she showed her phone to Sasha. "There will be a six pack challenge on Raw to determine the Number 1 contender for the Raw Women's Championship:The competitors will be Naomi, Asuka, Doudrop, Rhea Ripley, Dana Brooke, and Tamina" Sasha says as Alexa rolls her eyes. "No problem. I can beat any one of those women easily. I can't wait to see who I will eventually humiliate." Alexa says. "However I am more concerned about the next post." Sasha reads the next tweet. "After the controversial ending to the main event of Summerslam, Bianca Belair will be granted a rematch in two weeks on Smackdown inside a steel cage." Sasha's face gets red. "Are you kidding me? I finally won a championship in the main event, and the authority figures are already trying to take it away from me." Sasha gets worried. "Well I guess we should try and tell Sonya that things in the women's division will be going differently with us on top of the division. I will see if we can meet up with Sonya sometime this week." Alexa texts Sonya to try and schedule a meeting with her.

"You are the best, Alexa. No one has tried to help me this much throughout my entire career." Sasha says as she chews on a strawberry. "Really. Not even Bayley?" Alexa says as she sips on her champagne. "No Bayley created this image as my friend, but she only cared about herself which sucked because." Sasha started to tear up. "Because why?" Alexa says as she softly holds onto Sasha's hand. Sasha starts crying. "Because I loved her. I loved her more than just a friend. I always hoped that there would be a future for us. When she broke up with her fiance, I was hopeful that maybe she felt the same way about me. I made my move last year and admitted my feelings to her. At first she seemed into it, we even had sex a few times. However, it turned out that she was exploiting my feelings in order for me to help her retain her title. She never liked me." Sasha looks down and cries loudly.

Alexa gets up and goes over to consol Sasha. "Sasha. That is so harsh. I am so sorry. At least you got revenge on her by beating her in Hell in a Cell." Alexa wipes tears from Sasha's face. "Yeah." Sasha sniffs. "But it didn't feel like it was enough. She didn't suffer the same humiliation that I did when she broke my heart." Alexa smiles as she gets an idea. "Well why don't we fix that." Sasha wipes tears from her eyes. "What do you mean?" Sasha says as she looks at Alexa. "Well we have an off day tomorrow. Why don't we use it to make a visit to our old friend Bayley and teach her a lesson." Sasha smiles. "I think that is a great idea." Sasha says as she gets up and kisses Alexa. "I have been getting messages from Bayley ever since she got hurt. I think she wants to reconcile. Maybe I can get in touch to see if I can visit her." Sasha says as she laughs in an evil tone. "While you do that, maybe I can cut a deal with one of the bakeries that have wanted to sponsor me ever since I started getting women messy to see if they can give us some pies, cakes, and pudding that we can give to Bayley as a surprise." Both women laugh and make out for a bit before they start working on their plan.

Early in the next morning, Sasha and Alexa took an early flight to San Jose. Sasha was wearing a beautiful red dress that went down to her knees.

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Alexa Bliss is wearing a black dress that goes down to her knees.

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After they landed, Alexa confirmed the order they made to a local San Jose bakery the previous night. Sasha and Alexa rented a car and went to the bakery to pick up their order. Alexa and Sasha went inside the bakery to pick up their order. The order consisted of 12 pies and cakes, and 3 buckets of cake batter, each a different color. An employee of the bakery helped load the pies, cakes, and buckets of cake batter into the car. "You guys throwing a party?" He says as he shuts the door. Sasha and Alexa look at each other and laugh. "Yeah you could say that." Alexa says as both Sasha and her get into the car and drive off.

Alexa parks the car a block from Bayley's house. "Alright. I will stay here until you and Bayley leave the house. Then I will set up shop inside the house while you two are out." Alexa says as she puts a hand on Sasha's thigh. "Yeah. I am just nervous. Bayley and I have not hung out since she betrayed me." Alexa wipes a tear from Sasha's eye. "Don't worry Sasha, just think about the ways that we will be humiliating Bayley."Alexa says and Sasha starts smiling. "Ok let's go." Sasha says as she gets out of the car and walks the short distance to Bayley's house.

Sasha walks up the driveway to Bayley's house and knocks on the door. After a minute, Bayley opens the door. Bayley is wearing a blue jean jacket, a black shirt, and blue jeans.

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"Hey Sasha. I am really glad you are here." Bayley hugs Sasha. Sasha hugs Bayley back. "Trust me, Bayley. I feel the same way." Sasha says as she smiles at Bayley. Bayley and Sasha talk for a couple of minutes before they agree to go get something to eat. Alexa sees Sasha and Bayley leave the house. She takes her car and parks it in front of Bayley's house. Alexa takes a half hour by carrying in all of the pies, cakes, and buckets of cake batter inside of Bayley's house. Alexa parks her car out of sight of Bayley's house so Bayley wouldn't be suspicious when she came back. Alexa then sets up a tripod and camera up watching the front door and takes a bucket of chocolate cake batter and places it on top of the door. A few minutes later, Sasha sent a text to Alexa saying they weren on their way back. Alexa quickly turns the camera on. Alexa decides to cut a little promo before they get back.

"Hey everyone. I know you are shocked by what happened at Summerslam. I mean Sasha Banks and Alexa Bliss forming an alliance. Has hell frozen over? Some would say so, but it turns out to make more sense than you may think. We have both been disrespected for far too long. We shouldn't be sitting on the sidelines, while women like Charlotte, Bianca, Asuka, Becky Lynch and Bayley have continued to get all the spotlight. I think it is time for that to change. Speaking of Bayley. I think we should check in on Bayley since we haven't heard from her since she tore her ACL two months ago. Perhaps, we can give you all a little preview of what will happen to any woman that dares to challenge us."

Alexa starts to hear footsteps at the front door. Alexa quickly positions herself behind the camera. Bayley and Sasha are laughing outside and Bayley opens the world. Bayley's laughing turns to screaming as her hair and face are covered in chocolate cake batter. The stream of cake batter continues to travel down Bayley's chest and over her blue jeans. The stream eventually ends. "What the hell?" Bayley says as she wipes her eyes. Bayley sees Alexa Bliss with a camera. "You bitch." Bayley charges toward Alexa. Alexa grabs a banana cream pie and throws it toward the charging Bayley. The pie splats against Bayley's face. Bayley's vision is blurred and she trips and falls face first into a circular chocolate cake. Bayley lays there stunned with her face in the cake. She can't believe what is happening to her.

Bayley eventually takes her face out of the cake and wipes her eyes. She gets up on her knees and looks up to see Sasha holding two Boston cream pies. "Payback time, bitch."Sasha says as she smashes the pies on both sides of Bayley's head for a pie sandwich. Bayley moans as Sasha rubs the pies all over Bayley's face and hair. Bayley pushes Sasha away and goes to grab a strawberry cream pie. Bayley smiles "Play time is over" Bayley says as she walks over to Sasha. While Bayley is distracted, Alexa reaches down into Bayley's jeans and grabs her purple panties.

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Alexa pulls up on Bayley's panties. "Wow. These are cute. Let's show these bad boys off. Alexa turns Bayley around toward the camera and pulls on Bayley's panties. Sasha takes the opportunity to make Bayley pie herself in the face with the strawberry pie."Really? A wedgie?" Bayley spits out the pie and moans at the feeling of fabric going up her ass. "Purple is a pretty color, but I think there could be a better color for these panties." Sasha grabs a bucket of yellow cake batter and approaches Bayley. "Yeah Bayley. I think yellow is a great color on you." Sasha says as Alexa holds Bayley's panties open and Sasha starts dumping yellow cake batter down Bayley's panties. "Oh. Cold. Cold." Bayley whispers as she feels the cold cake batter flowing on her butt. Alexa pulls on Bayley's panties giving her a messy wedgie.


"Man, yellow really is your color. I think the people deserve a better look." Alexa says as she quickly pulls down Bayley's jeans to reveal Bayley's stained panties wedged up her ass. Bayley groans at the embarrassment of being pantsed. Alexa grabs a pie and opens up the back of Bayley's panties and dumps the pie down Bayley's panties. Sasha opens the front of Bayley's panties and dumps a custard cream pie down the front of Bayley's panties. Sasha pulls up on the front of Bayley's panties while Alexa pulls up on the back. "Please stop."Bayley whimpers as she feels the pain and messiness of this situation.

"Ok fine. On one condition you take off your jacket and shirt." Alexa says as she and Sasha pull up on her panties even harder. "Fine. Fine. I will do it. Just please stop." Bayley is on the verge of tears. Alexa and Sasha let go of Bayley's panties. Bayley is shaking as she takes off her jean jacket and black shirt. Bayley is wearing a matching purple bra which covers Bayley's massive rack. "Bayley. I don't get why you don't show your body off more." Alexa says as Sasha comes up from behind with two vanilla pudding pies and smashes both pies against each of Bayley's breasts. "Ew. That's disgusting" Bayley says as she feels pudding and cream seep through her bra and touches her nipples. "Wow. That isn't nice Bayley. You are so ungrateful. You deserve to be punished." Sasha says as she bends Bayley over her knee and starts spanking her.

"You have used me throughout your entire career. Now it is time for you to learn your lesson." Sasha says as she gives Bayley a spank after every word she spoke. Sasha felt euphoric while smacking Bayley's ass. For the first time in WWE, Sasha felt like she was finally feeling in control of the relationship she had with Bayley. Bayley on the other hand was screaming at the pain and humiliation that was happening to her. "Oh shut up." Alexa says as she takes a vanilla cake and smashes it into Bayley's face. "Mmph." Bayley says as her mouth is filled with cake. Sasha then takes the opportunity to lock in the Bank statement on Bayley. Bayley screams in pain as her neck and back are being stretched out. Alexa takes the opportunity to take the two remaining chocolate cream pies and smashes both pies on Bayley's ass. "Tap out, bitch." Sasha says as she tightens her hold on Bayley. Bayley didn't want to give her the satisfaction, but she was in so much pain that she had no choice but to tap her hand furiously against the floor of her own home.

Sasha gets up after forcing Bayley to tap. "Well Bay this has been fun." Sasha says as she gives Bayley a couple more playful smacks in the ass. Sasha notices that there is one leftover bucket of green cake batter. "Actually Bayley. I have one last gift for you." Sasha says as she picks up the bucket while Bayley positions herself in a sitting position. "You told me how much you loved Nickelodeon as a kid. Well I am going to give you a Nickelodeon staple: It's slime time." Sasha says as she pours the green cake batter over Bayley's hair and face. Bayley just sat there in her underwear and looked up as Sasha slimed her in what was the most humiliating point of her life. The cake batter ran down her bra and pooled down by her crotch. The stream eventually ended and Sasha placed the bucket on Bayley's head.

"That was awesome, Sasha. I think we have made our point as Alexa went to shut off the camera. "Wait one last thing." Sasha said as she ran toward Bayley and hit her with a meteora while Bayley had the bucket on her head, which left Bayley knocked out.

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Alexa laughs as she shuts off the camera. Sasha squats down next to the unconscious Bayley "Wow Bay. I really had a fun time meeting up again. I am glad we were able to reconcile. Call me if you ever want to do this again. Toodles." Sasha and Alexa leave Bayley's house.

Sasha and Alexa are walking to their car. Alexa is sending the footage to a higher-up who really likes Alexa, which guarantees that the footage of what happens to Bayley will be played on RAW. Suddenly, Alexa gets a notification from her phone. It was Sonya Deville, the authority figure of the women's division. Sonya said she would be more than happy to meet up Sasha and Alexa to talk about the future direction of the women's division. Alexa responded by saying that Sasha and Alexa were free on Thursday night to meet up. Sonya responded with a thumbs up agreeing to the arrangement. "Well it looks like it's time to show Sonya who really runs the women's division." Alexa and Sasha high five as they drive off.

THE END