Advertisement Ana de Armas promotes 'Supafoam Shaving Foam'Story by ebonbladePosted 2/9/24 463 views
Ana comes onto the screen wearing a black V-neck t-shirt, a black leather mini-skirt, black tights and black leather knee high boots with a high heel. Ana's dark brown hair is cut in her a just on the shoulder look.
"Please don't worry I am not here to promote another movie as bad as Ghosted!" quips Ana "but to tell you about marvellous Supafoam shaving foam" Ana holds up a larger than usual can of foam with the Supafoam logo on it.
"If you think shaving foam is just shaving foam you are wrong! Other foams are just not the same, Supafoam has been optimised for the WAM market in all sorts of ways" explains Ana "As you can see it comes in this larger value for money can but that is just the start"
Ana steps over to a table and puts down the can also on the table are three shaving foam pies. Ana picks up one of the pies.
"With Supafoam's special formula the foam stays fluffy for longer. This pie was made 15 minutes ago and as you can see its still perfectly foamy. So even if it takes you longer than you think to get the chance to do this.."
Ana slaps the pie in her own face spraying foam over her boobs and shoulders, waits a moment peels the paper plate off her face, drops it to the floor, starts to wipe her eyes and says " you still get a great coverage pie hit!"
Ana picks up the other two of the pies "Of course the 'stay foamy longer' has real benefits when it comes to lasting rearrangement of a girl's hairstyle!"
Ana rubs the two pies into her brown hair producing a white spiky blob to replace her carefully cut style. "With Supafoam this new look of mine will stay spiky for longer," says Ana dropping the two paper plates.
"Supafoam have thought of all sorts of ways to help Wammers," continues Ana picking up the can she left on the table and giving it a vigorous shake. Ana then pops off the cap. "With its high pressure and super wide nozzle Supafoam can deliver foam at a really impressive rate. So filling up a girls bra is only seconds away!" Ana uses her left hand to pull open her black V-neck tee shirt while her right fills first her cleavage and then her black bra cups with foam. In the short time promised Ana's bust is bulging with white foam.
"This quick delivery has other good points as well," says Ana, "If a surprise opportunity comes up nothing makes a pie quicker than Supafoam. Watch"
Ana grabs a paper plate and sprays foam onto it in an ascending spiral until a truly stacked pie is formed then she picks up the pie, turns her back to the camera, bends over, uses her free hand to lift her skirt and presses the pie onto her black panties and tights clad rear. Ana gives the pie a good rubbing around on her behind before straightening up and commenting.
"Empty plate to delivered pie in seconds! But Supafoam are not happy with just these features they have come up with more!"
The ad cuts to a new scene and a clean Ana walks on dressed in white sandals white cotton bootleg trousers and a white sleeveless polar neck top.
"Supafoam have added a whole new dimension to their product," says Ana walking across the stage "Colour!" Ana stops and says "Yep that's right they have escaped from the old white for all foam and have now make their foam in a huge range of colours! Same great features as the white cans but now you can use chose the colour of your pie from a great collection of colours, like this Vivid Green."
At this point two bright green foam pies are rubbed on Ana's boobs, the foam making a striking contrast to Ana's white top.
"Or Striking Orange" Ana turns sideways to give us a view of the huge bright orange foam pie hitting her on the behind.
"Or Stunning Blue" Ana's head is sandwiched between two blue foam pies.
"In fact," comments Ana peeling the paper plates from her head and wiping her eyes "there are a dozen new colours to chose from and all of them like this Violent Violet" Ana shakes a can of foam "come with the same great features as the original white, like the easy delivery nozzle." Ana sticks the nozzle of the can down the front of her trousers and squeezes the trigger until foam is seeping back up over her the waist of the trousers.
"And remember foam on its own is just part of the story" states Ana.
Another new scene starts with Ana stepping on in a blue spandex boob tube, a pair of cut off faded denim shorts and some black high heel sandals.
"While Supafoam is great on its own do remember that it makes a great addition to lots of WAM items which I'd like to demonstrate with the help of my friend here" The screen splits and a second image of Ana steps into it wearing an identical outfit.
"Hi there" says the second Ana.
"Take this red cherry flan" says the first Ana and a 12-inch red cherry flan is held up in front of both Anas "I'm going to add Supafoam topping to mine and then we can see the difference" Ana takes a can of foam and covers her flan with a thick layer of foam. When the topping is finished the two flans are simultaneously slapped in their respective Ana's faces and rubbed in before the disintegrating sponge flan bases are allowed to splatter down their fronts. While the red fruit filling has provided great coverage to the non-foam version of Ana the foam added version has a ring of foam round the top of her face, and a foam splatter pattern over her shoulders adding a contrast to the fruit filling.
After both Ana's have wiped their eyes the original says "And its not just pies which are enhanced with Supafoam. Take this bowl of custard." A large Perspex bowl two thirds full of custard is held in front of each of the versions of Ana "this simple custard is transformed with the addition of Supafoam!" The first Ana fills the last remaining third of her bowl with white foam. After just a moment the bowls are upended over their respective Ana's heads, given a moment to empty and then lifted off. The non-foam Ana is well covered in bright yellow custard but the foam added image has thick white streaks in the custard and her shoulders are more thickly plastered with the combined mess.
A moment of eye wiping follows and then Ana says, "The new colour range in Supafoam lets you add to every type of pie." A plain swivel chair is pushed onto the stage in both images, the chairs are in profile to the camera and on them are identical 18-inch diameter pastry flan cases full of semolina pudding.
"A great pie to get someone sat in" says the foam enhanced Ana "but I can improve it with this Raspberry Red Supafoam" and bends over (giving the viewer a chance to appreciate Ana's rear in her brief denim shorts) and proceeds to give her flan a top layer of deep red foam. This done both Anas turn to stand in front of the chairs in profile to the viewer and simultaneously sit in their own versions of the flan. The added foam flan as well as giving out the expected 'Squelch' spreads foam up round Ana's hips and down the back of her thighs, indeed as Ana squeezes her thighs together the red foam squirts up between them.
Both Ana's swivel round on the chairs to face the camera "Let's see that difference again." Says the foamy Ana. Then the non-foam Ana has 12-inch versions of the semolina flans rubbed over each of her boobs, the broken spent flans are allowed to tumble into her lap. Two identical flans are held out in front of the other Ana who carefully adds red foam to both, the flans are then rubbed over her boobs the red foam spreading up to her neck and adding a contrasting colour to Ana's blue boob tube and the white semolina pudding.
"Clearly Supafoam enhances just about any WAM moment!" exclaims the foamy Ana holding out her arms offering her state as evidence of this.
The Scene cuts and Ana reappears clean wearing a simple black dress with a square cut neckline and with the hem just above the knee and some simple black high heels. Ana is sitting down on a chair with her legs crossed apparently at ease.
"So remember guys don't get any old foam get the best. Get Supafoam!" says Ana. And with that some 20 white foam pies are rubbed over Ana's head and upper body by many willing hands reducing her almost instantly to a blobby and unrecognisable figure.
The advert fades out as a bucket of water is emptied over Ana.