The scene is Buckingham Palace and through it strides Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex who is feeling in a liberated mood. Soon she will be leaving all the duties of a front-line member of the royal family behind her. Hopefully the boring engagements, the borderline racist press, and having to spend Christmas in Balmoral! Meghan's outfit reflects her liberated informal frame of mind, she is wearing a high waisted white pencil skirt with a snug white blouse. A pair of simple white high heels complete this simple but sexy outfit.

Meghan is making her way through the maze of the palace on her way toward the exit as she has plans to meet with close friends to celebrate her escape.

Close by but in a different corridor is the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton whose mood could not be more different from Meghan's. Kate is fresh from finding out that Meghan will be 'withdrawing' from the family. This is disaster! Who will Kate talk to? Who will help her pass those boring Christmas holidays? How could Meghan betray her like this without any hint?

Kate is still dressed in a smart outfit from an engagement in town, a dark red dress of knee length and a V-neck together with some smart black heels. Kate strode through the golden halls to change for the evening and the next event.

Meghan's route brings her into a banqueting hall in the advanced stages of preparation for a tea party for invited guests. The walls are lined with tables covered in sandwiches (crust less of course), cakes, desserts, sauces and other posh fare. Uniformed members of the royal staff are putting the finishing touches to this spread. Meghan is profoundly grateful she will not be involved.

At this moment Kate enters the room from the other end and spies the grinning Meghan. The two women meet in the middle of the room.

"Meghan!" scolds Kate "How could you!"

"Easily!" replies the other duchess "I can't wait!"

"Well I hope you don't miss us all! Or all the free clothes!"

At the mention of the free clothes Meghan's face does darken a bit. She will miss those.

"And as a non royal you will get pied more often!" adds Kate. "Remember what it was like when you were an actress"

It is true Meghan did get a lot of mess attention back when she was in Suits.

"Yes but I will miss all the boring stuff! Remember we were so bored last Christmas we had to resort to messing up the chambermaids!"

Kate did shamefully remember this, poor sport as they were not allowed to fight back.

"And you will go crazy without me to talk too!" adds Meghan.

This of course hits a nerve with Kate.

"Well" Kate splutters. But then a crafty look comes to her eye. "Perhaps we should get you practiced in a non -royal life!"

Kate turns to a footman and says "Bring me that strawberry pudding pie!" The footman bows and brings Kate the large heaped strawberry pudding pie.

"You wouldn't dare!!" cries Meghan perhaps sensing Kate just might.

"Oh but I would!" retorts Kate and sure enough she pushes the pie right in Meghan's face! The pie is deep enough to cover most of the front of Meghan's head, a fair bit of strawberry pudding going into her hair and blobs splattering down her white blouse!

"Bring me that jug of custard" Kate instructs another footman who bows and returns with the large jug.

Meghan is taking far too long to clear her eyes so has no chance to stop Kate pouring the custard down her blouse and into her white bra. Soon the entire front of Meghan's blouse is a slimy yellow!

But Meghan does rally here and says to the footman "Bring me that large bowl of lemon pudding!" The bowl is dutifully bought and handed too Meghan. Kate stares at Meghan defiantly sure she would not dare mess a future Queen! But Meghan seems undaunted and tips the bowl over onto Kates head, twisting it round and round to work the bright yellow mess into Kate's thick brown hair! Meghan leaves the bowl in place and says to a footman.

"Please bring me those two blueberry and cream pies" Of course the pies are bought to Meghan who takes one in each hand. "Please remove the bowl from the Duchess of Cambridge's head" orders Meghan and the bowl is lifted gently from the stunned Kate's head. This allows Meghan to give Kate a firm pie sandwich! The large pies envelope Kates head, blueberry mess heavily splatters the shoulders of her dress.

Kates has to peel the pie bases off her head and wipe her eyes clear of the mess. Meghan's expression seems to say she thinks she has had the final word. But this is not so.

"A chair please" demands Kate. A straight backed chair is bought over.

"That chocolate cream cake" adds Kate. The huge cake is bought over, Kate nods at the chair. The cake is obediently put on the chair. Kate steps behind Meghan, takes a firm grasp of the back of her pencil skirt - and rips it open! Meghan cries in alarm but the skirt drops to the floor to show Meghan's firm shapely legs and her hips in some simple white panties. Kate deftly moan over the stunned Meghan in front of the chair and after a moment to pause sits Meghan down firmly in the chair and squarely in the cake! The very large cake spreads out all over Meghan's bottom and down the back of her thighs.

Meghan sits in the cake for a few moments and then slowly gets up, her behind is thickly covered in chocolate mess.

"I think the large lemon meringue pie please" says Meghan to one of the waiting servants. The pie is bought over but Meghan does not take it right away. Instead she bends over (giving all present a chance to appreciate her messy bottom) takes the front hem of Kate's dress, lifts it and tucks it into Kate's cleavage. This leaves Kates dark red panties on show. Meghan now takes the lemon meringue pie, showed it to Kate and then slaps it home on the front of Kate's hips! Meghan takes her time rubbing the pie into Kate's panties.

Kate slowly pull her dress out of her cleavage and lets it drop to cover the mess on her hips, she then turns to a footman.

"Two more jugs of the custard." In a few seconds Kate is passed the first of the two jugs. Kate shows this to Meghan and then slowly and carefully pours it over her head! Kate follows this with the second jug and by then all of Meghan's hair is soaked in custard and streams of it are running down her blouse, particularly down her back.

Meghan slowly wipes the custard out of her eyes, turns to a servant and says, "That tray of cream pies please" The tray of four deep cream pies is smartly bought over. Meghan deftly bends Kate over the back of the chair and with a flourish lifts up the back of her dress to show Kate's outstanding behind in the dark red panties. Meghan lets Kate have the four cream pies on her bottom one at a time, each rubbed in after the initial slap. Meghan takes the chance to rub the cream down the back of Kate's legs.

It is not really possible for Kate to stand back up with any dignity but she tries her best. Kate turns to a footman and says, "The large bowl of raspberry moose and a spoon please."

The bowl is carried over. Kate takes the large serving spoon gets a large spoonful of the moose and pulls open the front of Meghan's white panties and drops the moose into them. Kate goes on to spoon nearly all the red pudding into Meghan's panties which are then bulging and a slimy red in colour.

Meghan looks down at this humiliating mess for a moment and then says. "The bowl of lime pudding please" to another servant. The large bowl is bought too Meghan. Meghan does not bother with a spoon she uses her hands and stuffs the pudding down the front of Kates dress and into the cups of her dark red bra. By the time all the pudding is down Kates dress her bust is comically enlarged by the firm bright green pudding, her dress a slimy green hue over the dark red.

Kate looks down at her ruined dress and seems about to speak again but Meghan just grabs a caterers bucket sized pack of thick cream of mushroom soup and puts it right over Kate's head! Thick, lumpy beige soup gushes down Kate's body.

"Well I must be going" says Meghan who walks out of the room.

"Remove the bucket" Kate says in a mumble and it is lifted from her head. The Duchess is a complete mess. Kate turns slowly on her heel and tries for a dignified walk from the room!