I'm a queer dad who writes erotica over on Lushstories, where I am also a story moderator. A few of my stories feature WAM (especially custard!), and I'm hoping to up that proportion.

I've been into WAM since I was a teenager and found UMD about twenty years ago, but I was only a passive consumer. I made an account over a decade later, but did nothing with it. I've come back now to support my dear friend, Violetvixen - you should go buy her clips, they're hot and she's hot.

I probably won't be too active as I'm busy with work, fatherly duties and erotic story modding, but I will occasionally drop by to get my messy fix and post some of my stories. So feel free to say hi, but I may be slow getting back to you.

In the unlikely event that you are also in Northern Australia and want to meet up to look longingly at cakes over a coffee or... something, then do send me a message. I'll make an extra effort to reply a bit sooner than my usual.